One Piece: Kaido the Beast Playing House

"What a huge orange orchard! Did you take care of it by yourself? It's amazing!"

Yamato looked at the orange grove in front of him and sighed in surprise.

"This thing is not that troublesome. Although it is a bit troublesome at first, it is actually not very tiring. You just get used to it."

Bellemere communicated with a few people along the way, and further confirmed his guess. Yamato and the others are a very rare but by no means rare species among pirates, just adventurers who travel around in the name of pirates. , which also allows her to get along with Yamato and others more confidently, which is really easier than getting along with the navy, because there are also a lot of scum in the navy, although in recent years a certain general has been "hunting down" the revolutionary army, " "Smoothly" has eliminated some bugs, which has improved the ecological environment of the navy all over the world. In addition, these people's navy has vigorously developed self-reliance and self-sufficient industries in the areas under its jurisdiction, which has reduced the number of money-making guys. , even a retired navy officer like Bellemare can receive a pension that is not too much, but enough to live on alone.

At the same time, inside a naval base:

"How's it going? Is there anything that can be reimbursed? Have all the pensions been paid?" A stubble-faced navy branch colonel asked the people around him with bloodshot eyes.

"They have all been sent to the colonel, but the quota given above is too big, and we can't fill it up at all. We have even made up a pension for those guys who retired early or were forcibly retired due to some bad deeds, but It’s still not enough! We really don’t have room to fill such a big hole. We have three ships in total, but we have reported for repairs fifteen times, and no one will believe us!”

A sailor also stared with bloodshot eyes and said that the Navy has used various methods to make a small treasury over the years, but the money cannot be seen on the surface and must be spent to wash it. Therefore, many places throughout the army now When trying to find ways to make false accounts and falsely report where money was spent, of course, one cannot completely falsely report, after all, it is easy to see a complete false report, so some half-truths and half-false pensions that do not account for a large portion of the money are handed out.

"Let me see how much is left? Hmm... It's not too much. Let's see if any of these retired people have family difficulties. Give them an extra subsidy, and then select some suitable people. A disability subsidy, then a business subsidy, and then housing subsidy and marriage subsidy, in this way the final hole will be filled. "

The naval captain's brain was spinning rapidly, and he finally found a way to fill the hole.

"Then Colonel, how many do we need to fill in?"

The sailors began to take out their pens and began to calculate how many people would be needed to fill the holes through these subsidies.

"One-tenth, try to choose people who are really in trouble, so that it will be easier for us to check when the time comes. Of course, don't choose people too far away, otherwise other guys are doing the same thing, and The guys in the jurisdictions bordering ours have been warned in advance to prevent one person from receiving two subsidies, do you understand?"

The naval captain thought for a while and said, in fact, although almost everyone has received the things reported above, the amount received is not necessarily certain. There may be more or less. In short, it is just to ensure that everyone can receive it. Of course, the people who have received the subsidy this time will definitely not receive the full amount. After all, this money is really enough for a family to live a prosperous life without doing anything. The Navy does not spend this kind of money. Money wasted.

"Colonel! New news! News came from the 131 branch next door. They gave us a list and said they were going to give family hardship allowance, disability allowance, entrepreneurial allowance, housing allowance and marriage allowance to the people on these lists. Let us pay attention. One thing, don’t make a mistake, give two subsidies.”

"Colonel! A message from the 22nd Branch!..."

"Colonel! A message from Branch 010!..."

"Colonel! The 404th Branch..."

Suddenly, a dozen navy sailors ran in and said.

"Okay, these guys don't seem stupid, but this also solves some of our troubles. Find out if there are duplicates and eliminate them directly. The rest of the matter will be simple, and then send our news to them. Yes, by the way, I remember that girl from Bellemere brought two children with her after she was discharged from the army?

The colonel looked at the pile of information in his hand and nodded. Sure enough, these guys were preparing to write about this as he thought. But it was normal. After all, it was really hard for them to find a suitable excuse. But it was not urgent. Then he thought of one of his old subordinates - Bellemere, who was also one of the survivors of that battle. He was very optimistic about Bellemere back then, but it was a pity that this girl couldn't hold on after all and was killed. It was a pity that the war destroyed him. He originally wanted her to be his successor.

"Yes, Major Bellemere (Bellemere's army picture carries a brochure with the rank of general and colonel, considering his age, he is most likely a colonel) did leave with two children picked up from the battlefield. "

said an old Navy sergeant.

"Then let's take special care of her. After all, she can be regarded as someone who left our 16th branch back then. Because she left in a hurry, she didn't even go through the discharge formalities. This time we will go through it together for her."

the colonel said after lighting his cigarette.

"Yes! Colonel! I'll make arrangements right away."

A captain gave a military salute, then turned and walked out.

"return!"

The colonel frowned and shouted as he looked at the navy captain running outside.

"What is it? Colonel?"

the navy captain turned around and asked.

"Let old Jack and the others go. After all, they were under Bellemeier's hands for a long time. Mouse, you'd better stay here and help me continue to sort it out. I can't finish it alone."

The colonel took a puff of cigarette and said slowly.

"Yes! Colonel!"

Captain Mouse saluted and returned to the table to start working.

"You go ahead and I'll make some arrangements."

Looking at the mouse without any weird expression, the colonel stood up and walked out the door. When the colonel walked out, the mouse captain suddenly showed disappointment, just a little bit! Just a little bit different! But what he didn't know was that the colonel didn't go far at all. He was actually standing at the door, looking at the mouse through the crack in the door. Finally, he shook his head helplessly. This kid still hasn't let go of what happened back then. I'm afraid if this time If he didn't say it out loud, Bellemere would definitely not be involved in the subsidy. Such a big heart really made him worry about passing on the position of base director to him in the future. Sure enough, I'd better talk to the higher-ups. Arrange someone to come over.

Thinking like this, the colonel left, and that stinky girl returned to her hometown without saying a word. I believe the people in my hometown don't believe in the navy, right? This time I went there to see for myself what kind of hometown made her linger so much.

Mouse didn't know that just because of one of his actions, he directly missed the opportunity to become a colonel at the naval base. Bellemel also didn't know that the person he feared most in the navy was preparing to go to Cocosia Village to have a good relationship with him. Let’s chat, Bellemere is still entertaining Yamato and others at this moment.

"Hiyori, try it. This orange is really sweet."

Yamato handed the half-broken orange to Hiyori. Hiyori, without doubting his presence, took it, took a bite, and handed it to Maria next to her.

"Sister Maria, try it, it's really sweet."

Maria took it, tasted it, and handed it to Scarlet, who tasted it and handed it to Violet, and kept passing it on until it was handed to Robin, who waved it down.

"Don't try to lie to me. If it was really sweet, you guys wouldn't be so humble."

Robin's words also successfully caused the others to break their skills in a second, and they all revealed their masks of pain.