One Piece My System Amnesia

“Ding-dong, the ultimate universal system is bound…”

Juan almost cried with joy when he heard the voice in his head: “I know that God will not give up on me, I also have a golden finger!” ”

Three days ago, Juan, returning home from work, was slashed directly from the earth by a heavenly thunder to this isolated island.

It’s really an island!

Apart from Juan, there is not even a single larger creature on the island.

One of the biggest creatures Juan saw was a bird with a large fist.

According to Juan’s many years of experience in reading online novels, he is estimated to have won the lottery!

Hit the crossing jackpot.

But this is hairy!

I myself was crossed to an isolated island and was about to starve to death!

In the past two days, Juan is hungry and almost eats the bark.

Damn, in the novel, it is said that there are any coconuts and fruits on the isolated island to fill the hunger, but I haven’t seen a single hair myself.

Just when Juan felt like he was going to be the first crosser to starve to death, the turnaround finally came.

“Ding-dong, the system binding is successful!”

Juan was very excited: “The ultimate universal system, this name is crazy and cool to hang the sky, I will definitely be able to turn over and sing, marry Bai Fumei, and walk to the peak of life, haha…”

After a long time, the system did not respond.

“Huh, what about the system? Falling asleep? ”

Juan felt strange, after the system was bound, there was no reaction, no reward was given to him, and no tasks were sent to him.

Is he afraid that he is not bound to a fake system?

“System standby…”

“Standby?” Juan was angry and wanted to hit someone, “Can you have some professionalism?” You are here to help me counterattack, not to rest on standby! Hurry up and hang it for me. ”

“There are no plugins for this system!”

“Then give me a reward.”

“There are no rewards in this system!”

“What about sweepstakes, treasure chests, starter packs? There has to be one, right? ”

“There are no sweepstakes, chests, or newbie packs in this system!”

“I lean,” Juan was going crazy, “nothing, so what are your functions?” ”

The system did not respond, as if stumped by Juan’s question.

Three minutes later: “The system has undergone a star transition, the program is damaged, the logic fails, the data is missing…”

Juan was stunned for a moment, feeling like going from heaven to hell.

It’s as if someone wants to ask him to make a movie, but says that the money is not enough, the actors are undecided, and the script is not available.

It was as if someone had called him to watch an action movie together, and he had his pants off, but told him that there was a power outage.

This Nima is playing with people!

“It turned out to be a garbage system, with nothing but the name of a cow B. The ultimate universal system? I think it’s an incompetent system. ”

“Ding-dong, the rename is successful, and the system is renamed: Incompetent System.”

“MDZZ, I’m afraid you’re not a fool.”

Juan understood that his system was not useful at all, and there was still a problem with IQ.

Purely out of anger with him.

Juan felt like his liver was about to explode!

The more he thought about it, the more angry he became, and simply said: “Go around, you go, sloppy!” Hurry up and untie, I don’t need you. Let’s shoot and scatter, whoever doesn’t go is a puppy! ”

If he can reach out and take it out, Juan will definitely take out this useless system and throw it into the sea!

“The system is severely compromised and the host is granted the highest programming privileges. Do you want to unbind it? Yes/No”

“Maximum programming privileges? Does that mean I can make my own system and have whatever I want? This system is too strong, I like it, no no no, of course not untying! ”

This Nima is called a peak loop turn!

Suddenly, Juan reacted to a question: “What if I can’t program?” Can I only write content in code? Can you use kanji or not? ”

Once again, the system fell silent and did not respond for several minutes.

Lying in the groove, I already knew this, I had chosen computer science before, and Juan felt that his heart ached.

There was no way, so I could only tentatively ask: “Can you program yourself in Chinese characters that you don’t know?” Do you still have to think? Isn’t it silly? ”

After another few minutes: “This system can be programmed in Chinese characters. ”

“Hahaha, this is really developed!” Juan crossed his waist and laughed maniacally, “Start programming immediately, write the content: for every breath of the host, Tintin grows by one centimeter.” ”

“The procedure does not conform to the principles of the Basic Law of the System.” ”

“For every word the host says, the artifact is rewarded.”

“The procedure does not conform to the principles of the Basic Law of the System.”

Juan was angry: “Every time the host fights a plane, 100 million lives die, this is always OK, right?” ”

This time, the system took a little longer, but the result was still that “the procedure did not conform to the principles of the Basic Law.” ”

Juan had nothing to do.

“What is the basic law? How exactly do you program? ”

“Hint: The basic law principle of system procedures is balance. The specific format is: task content, time limit, task reward, failure penalty, etc. ”

So it’s like this, then you said it earlier!

Juan carefully understood the meaning of these words, and then began to program: “Task content: Zama step. Duration, 5 minutes. Mission Reward: The host becomes a martial arts master. Failure penalty: The host loses a hair. ”

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