One Piece Talk King, starting with a review of devil fruits

"I don't want to marry an old fat woman, I don't want it! I don't want it!"

Kozuki Momonosuke was throwing a tantrum in the house. He became a furniture destroyer. Any object he could touch or pick up was easily smashed by the boy.

The ground was a pile of debris, made of glass, quartz, and ceramic. Kozuki Momonosuke had been smashing plates all day to vent his dissatisfaction with the wedding.

He even took out his anger on Kin'emon, complaining that he, as a retainer, could not share the worries of the lord. He could not think of a way to escape. The guards outside the house were three layers inside and three layers outside. Even a fly could not fly out.

"Momonosuke, stop making trouble and be more mature. You will be the general of Wano Country in the future, the sky of Wano Country. Look at what a ghost you have become now," Kin'emon shouted at Kozuki Momonosuke. Retainers have the right to persuade the monarch.

In name, Kin'emon is still Kozuki Momonosuke's fake father. Although this relationship no longer needs to be disguised, he has always regarded Momonosuke as his own child, and has taught him carefully, even doting on him.

Kozuki Momonosuke does not have the Red Dragon Fruit in his body, and has not undergone a qualitative change. He is still the lustful and useless kid, and occasionally he is hot-blooded and brave, which can make outsiders' eyes light up.

In the early days, Tianmu praised him so much, and his talent was so outstanding, but in reality, Kozuki Momonosuke's qualifications were mediocre, and they were completely different.

Sometimes Kin'emon hoped that the young master in reality could be one-tenth as good as the young master in Tianmu. The reality is cruel. Kozuki Momonosuke is a pile of mud and can never be helped.

"Young master, let's find an opportunity at the wedding. If it doesn't work, then find an opportunity in the wedding room. Don't give up." Kanjuro is loyal to his master, but in fact he can't wait to see the joke.

Thinking of Charlotte Lingling, the fat woman, her old face is bigger than Kozuki Momonosuke's physique. The nearly 10-meter-long female body is sitting on her body, and the picture is so "beautiful" that I can't imagine it.

The physical difference between men and women is too big. It is a question whether Kozuki Momonosuke's seeds can enter the fat woman's body?

When the old lady eats tender grass, does she have to use life return to turn herself into a woman of normal size?

Otherwise, Kozuki Momonosuke needs to learn life return, and after practicing it, make the small head bigger and thicker. Only when the two match the size can it be possible to create a small account.

When Momonosuke continued to quarrel with the retainer, the door was pushed open from the outside, and Charlotte Smoothie, a long-legged beauty, walked in. She found that the ground was full of debris and couldn't help frowning.

"Kozuki Momonosuke, come with me. As the groom at the tea party, we need to prepare new clothes for you. If you have time today, you should also meet the family members."

The woman's words were unquestionable. Charlotte Smoothie did not give the prisoner the right to refuse. Kozuki Momonosuke and his retainers dared to say no. She didn't mind letting the men try the feeling of being squeezed by bare hands.

Faced with violence that could not be resisted, Kozuki Momonosuke could only cry and walk towards Charlotte Smoothie to let her do whatever she wanted.

Kin'emon wanted to be with the young master, but was stopped by Charlotte Smoothie, "You don't have to go. You are an old dog raised by Kozuki. You don't need to know the family of Cake Island. Stay here honestly."

"You"!

The frustrated samurai was about to refute, but Charlotte Smoothie had already grabbed the young master in her hand and lifted him up in the air to let the boy struggle in the air, saving the woman time to hurry on the road. When her long legs walked, the boy would definitely not be able to catch up with her.

Cake Island didn't torture Kozuki Momonosuke too much. He was surrounded by a group of tailors and was touched left and right, like a poor puppet.

The aunt's children had to prepare dozens of new clothes for the groom and design a new hairstyle for Kozuki Momonosuke. The boy's samurai head was too ugly and normal people couldn't accept it.

After dressing up Kozuki Momonosuke, Charlotte Smoothie pushed him to her mother's palace. Although it was not the time to consummate the marriage and have a baby today, other family members wanted to see the boy.

"Look who's here, is this the red dragon in the sky?"

"This ugly look doesn't match the domineering image of the sky at all!"

"The sky is a lie!" ?

Listening to the doubts of the aunt's daughters, Kozuki Momonosuke lowered his head in shame. He wanted to be a great man like the one in the sky, but the cruelty of reality suddenly woke him up from every beautiful dream.

Kozuki Momonosuke's sleep quality has been worrying recently, and he is very weak and listless. In the eyes of the aunt's sons, they are really afraid that their mother will sit on her husband to death if she exerts a little force.

"Come on, let me see my husband"

Lingling wore a kimono today, which was rare. She looked at Kozuki Momonosuke with a silly look on her face, wishing she could see him now.She devoured the boy alive, because she needed a strong offspring.

Even if the woman died a hundred years later, the Hyuga bloodline left behind could continue to protect Cake Island and the territory of the Ten Thousand Nations, so that the Big Mom Pirates could last for thousands of years.

Kozuki Momonosuke looked at Lingling's mountain-like physique, and a sense of despair surged in his heart. The age of this sea emperor was enough to be his grandmother. The boy had never thought in his life that a grandparent-grandchild relationship would happen to him one day.

The boy trembled, his steps were like lead water, and he slowly approached the aunt. The closer he was to Lingling, the more he could feel the smell of rouge and powder on the woman.

Lingling's old face seemed to be coated with a layer of white putty, covering the wrinkles and age spots, but that fat face hardly aroused the boy's sexual interest, and the bloated and inelastic fat on her chest made Momonosuke feel disgusted.

The boy remembered Kanjuro's words and thought of it as a dog bite. Kozuki Momonosuke mustered up his courage again and walked quickly to the aunt.

"What a good boy, let me kiss you," Lingling, who was in love, took Momonosuke into her arms, and her fat mouth covered with lipstick approached the boy's dry and tender mouth.

Kozuki Momonosuke felt that his whole face was wrapped by a wet and stinky mouth, and the woman's saliva was all over the boy's face. There was only pain and suffocation in his heart.

Kozuki Momonosuke wanted to die because his first kiss was taken away in this posture. He once fantasized about giving his first kiss to a beautiful woman, but when he opened his eyes, the beautiful woman turned into Charlotte Lingling. The boy was too cruel in reality.

The aunt liked children. Although Kozuki Momonosuke was an ugly child, he was a little ugly, but he was more than enough to be her husband.

Grabbing the boy with one hand and rubbing his face, Kozuki Momonosuke's eyes were empty and lifeless at this moment, as if he had been played by the old woman.

This is just the beginning, Lingling has not yet stuffed a steel wool ball into her husband, but she might be embarrassed to see Whitebeard.

Marrying the son of Whitebeard's sworn brother, does Lingling still have to call her peers uncle?