One Piece's Flow is Like Fire

A face of hair, such a long mouth, such a beautiful fart!Of course, this little hooligan can only shout in his heart, surrounded by goblins, unless he doesn't want to live anymore.

Facing the fairy with orange fox fur in front of her, the little hooligan could only pick up some good things to say to her: "The girl is really beautiful, her beauty is delicious, the country is beautiful, the hibiscus comes out of the water, she is beautiful and moving."

The more he talked, the worse Xiao An's face became, because she could see from his eyes that he was careless and was just lying.

It wasn't that Xiao An fell in love with the hooligan, but it was the first time she met a man who was frightened by her appearance, because Xiao An was the second most beautiful of all the fox sisters after turning into a human, and the first beauty was of course the empress. .

Facing the first person who did not indulge in her beauty, but was scared to run away, even if it was a child, Xiao An would not let him go.

Chapter 574: Steaming and Stewed Soup

At this time, a fox spirit suddenly said: "It's strange, no one can find our cave except us, even if they have been here a few times without our guidance, then they can't find it at all. This is the first time for a monk to come here, so why did he come here before us?"

As soon as these words came out, Xiao An also realized that the hooligan was not an ordinary person, and she continued to ask: "Tell me, who are you and how did you find this place?"

The little hooligan said: "I am a scripture learner, I came here to look for your mother, and I want to ask her to do something.

As for how I got here, I don't know too much, I feel as if someone led me here. "

Having said that, they probably all understood that only Niangniang can do it. Since Niangniang brought him here, it seems that he is really not an ordinary person.Xiao An was also afraid of neglecting the people invited by the empress, so she had to invite the hooligan in.

The land man and the hooligan walked together. He was very anxious and asked quietly, "You little liar, you brought this old man here. Tell me, what if the goblins eat us later?"

"How did I lie to you?" said the little hooligan, "I'm the person who learned the scriptures. Besides, didn't you tell me that the Nine-Tailed Fox Lady here is related to Sun Wukong? How could she eat us?"

"Oh my little ancestor, why are you pretending to be addicted?" Duke Tudi's heart was broken at the moment, how could he not associate a person who couldn't resist the charm of goblins with the person who learned the scriptures. I can recite "Amitabha Buddha" in my heart to bless myself, but I don't know if it's too late to believe in Buddha now.

"I'll pretend to be a fart and watch it for a while. If the goblins eat us, it means that you are lying to me." The little rascal said.

Walking into the Shuilian Cave in this cottage, the little hooligan felt that it was exactly the same as the Shuilian Cave in Huaguo Mountain. Although he had never been to the Shuilian Cave in Huaguo Mountain, he vaguely felt that this was the Shuilian Cave.

There is a throne carved out of jade in the cave. It is said to be a throne, but it is actually a bed, blocked by a translucent white tulle, but it is still possible to see a woman lying inside.

Xiao An came to the jade bed and said softly, "Niangniang, the sutras from the East are asking for advice."

"Yeah." With a languid gasp, it seemed as if the air was filled with love potions. Even these female foxes couldn't stand it. They clamped their legs, their eyes blurred, and they bit their lips tightly. , gasping from the nose.

But Duke Tu is really an old man. He didn't feel tempted at all when he heard this voice, but was full of fear and horror, because the nine-tailed fox who was slowly getting up from the bed was a The big monster who eats people without blinking!

And the little hooligan, such a lustful little pervert, heard such a soft and charming snort at this time, but he didn't feel it at all. It was not as exciting as the white fog in the woods outside.On the contrary, when the little hooligan heard the "um", he felt a hint of sadness and loneliness from it.

So the little hooligan cried.

The Nine-Tailed Fox Lady opened the curtain, glanced at the little monk in front of her who secretly wiped away her tears, and asked with a smile, "What are you crying for?"

The little hooligan shook his head, he just heard some self-righteous emotions, and it didn't mean that was what she meant.So he went straight to the point and said what he meant to save Zhang Yang.

"Sun Wukong?" When Lady Nine-Tailed Fox heard the name, the lazy and gentle expression in her eyes instantly turned into anger, she sneered and said, "How dare you mention that stinky monkey's name in front of me? The two of them got it for me, small steamed, old stewed soup!"

When Duke Tu heard the Nine-Tailed Fox Lady say this, his eyes darkened and he fainted.

The little hooligan, on the other hand, put on the posture of Shaolin Temple Kung Fu, and said to the fox spirits around him: "Jinshan Temple's little hooligan is also, don't be afraid of death, let the horse come over!"

A minute later, Duke Tu and the hooligan were tied into zongzi and thrown into a small corner.

After cleaning up the cauldron, Xiao An ran to the nine-tailed fox empress who had not yet calmed down, and asked, "Niangniang, are you sure you want to eat Master Monkey King's friend?"

"Why are you asking me this?" The Nine-Tailed Fox Lady glanced at Xiao An and said, "Am I still afraid that Sun Wukong will fail?"

Xiao An knew that he had said something wrong, and hurriedly said: "Of course not, how can the empress be afraid of Sun Wukong, I just..."

Suddenly, the Nine-Tailed Fox Lady gave Xiao An a slap and said, "Is the name of Sun Wukong also named by you?"

Xiao An was slapped dumbfounded. After a long while, she knelt down, and quickly apologized: "I'm sorry Empress, Xiao An should be damned."

The Nine-Tailed Fox Lady recalled the days when she was in Huaguo Mountain, and felt very irritable and sad. In addition, she heard the news that Sun Wukong was executed by the Jade Emperor some time ago, and she felt a burst of pain. .She waved her hand and told Xiao An to go down and get rid of the rascal and the land master, and she lay back on the bed, feeling sad.

And Xiao An came to the little hooligan and said to him, "I'll give you one more chance to tell me if I look good or not, and I want to listen to the truth!"

The little hooligan originally asked the Nine-Tailed Fox Lady to help save Zhang Yang, but now he is tied up to be eaten, where is he in the mood to say whether she is good-looking or not, so he said angrily: "Are you good looking? What does it have to do with me?"

Xiao An stared straight at the little hooligan, and suddenly burst out laughing. She said, "It's really cute, I'll eat you a few more bites later, hehe."

After Xiao An left, the land man who pretended to be dead opened his eyes and used his body to hit the rascal with all his strength. He cursed, "You little bastard, I'm going to be eaten by goblins, tell you, I can't even be a ghost. Let go of you!"

"Then it depends on your luck. It's not necessarily whether you can be a ghost or not," said the hooligan.

"What do you mean?" asked the land master.

"If I die first, then you can't be a ghost, because I am the eleventh reincarnation of Jin Chanzi.

Therefore, when my life is in danger, Jin Chanzi will come out to help me through the difficulties. Although I have not seen him until now, I have a relationship with him every time I encounter a bad luck, as long as my life is threatened. , you are saved. "

"Although Jin Chanzi was reincarnated, you are bragging again. Why can't a dog spit out ivory at such a young age?"

Although Duke Tudi said so, he still felt secretly happy as if he had grabbed a life-saving straw. He recalled what the Nine-Tailed Fox Lady said after pretending to faint just now, small steamed, big stewed soup. ...

Chapter 575: Going to the Banquet

This is difficult to say, because whether it is steaming or stewing, put them into the steamer and water when it is cold.The land man made an estimate. The little rascal has thin skin and tender meat. He has a handful of old bones. It is really difficult for the two of them to tell who will die first.

After the steamer and the cauldron were ready, a few fox spirits came to carry the hooligan and the land man out of the cave, and then started to cook.

All the fox spirits are happy, because the little hooligan claims to be the person who takes the scriptures. Who in the world doesn't know that eating the meat of the person who takes the scriptures can live forever. strength, so everyone was very excited.

The land man was moved to tears when he saw the little hooligan being put into the steamer in front of him. Just when he was also being put into the cauldron, a strange "gugu" sound suddenly came.

All the fox spirits stopped their work, and someone said: "Who is this, who really knows how to pick the time and come in time for the meal."