One-punch Man don’t call me Superman

“You are, you’re a B-class hero comic book superman!!! Sign me! I love your comics! ”

“Oops! I’ve seen the Buddha-figure! ”

“I’ve been looking forward to Comic Superman! I didn’t expect Comic Superman to be so handsome! ”

“Sign me!”

“And me and me!”

Chu Bai followed behind Saitama not far away, and was suddenly asked by a group of people to come over, and most of them were girls or something, because the first time he encountered the situation of being asked for an autograph, so Chu Bai couldn’t help but frown, and looked at the people around him stunned.

“Huh?” Chu Bai and Saitama both exclaimed at the same time.

For this kind of fans, Chu Bai naturally wants to meet their requirements, and being surrounded by a group of girls is also a kind of enjoyment. As for Saitama on the side, the corners of his mouth twitched, and his forehead was bruised with a look of madness. It is clear that he became a hero on the same day, why is there so much difference in treatment between the two.

Saitama and Chu Bai did not know. Chu Bai is already very famous in the comic book industry itself. The manga is very attractive, but he has never appeared before because of trouble.

This time, after Chu Bai became a B-class hero. In order to make the Hero Association more popular, the Hero Association specially announced the identity of Chu Bai’s cartoonist, so that Chu Bai has already gained a large number of comic fans in a short period of time, and has become a very popular hero.

Although Chu Bai himself ranked last in the B grade, after this week’s fermentation, his popularity ranking was already at the forefront of the B grade. After all, he is a super popular cartoonist, he is still so handsome, and it is natural to be popular.

Saitama looked at Chu Bai with dull eyes, and couldn’t figure out why the same heroes were treated so much worse.

“Comic Superman, Comic Superman!”

“Hmm! In fact, you can also call me Chu Bai! ”

“Comic Superman, you are a B-class hero! So, hurry up and get this scoundrel away! Go to the police department or prison! The slightly older middle-aged woman pulled Chu Bai’s arm and pointed in one direction and shouted.

“Oh?” Chu Bai looked in the direction of the middle-aged woman’s finger and saw Saitama, who looked dazed or even full of shock: “Badass? He? ”

“That’s right, it’s that bald head! Since yesterday, I have been walking on the street with a gloomy face, looking left and right, I don’t want good things at all, but today it actually came out again! He must be plotting a crime, absolutely! The middle-aged woman gritted her teeth and nodded heavily.

“It’s not! That’s not true! ”

“Ahem!” Chu Bai felt very wonderful in his heart, and sure enough, if he came out with Saitama, he would encounter interesting things. Now he’s treated like a villain!

“I’m a hero, I’m a hero! I’m not a bad guy! I came out to see if anyone needed my help! So there is a bad guy there? ”

“You look like a scoundrel! Hero? It should be as handsome as Comic Superman! And you, originally very lewd, and a lewd bald head, a wretched bald man, of course, is a scoundrel! ”

“Ha, haha, Chu Bai, Chu Bai, you help me explain ah! I, I’m a hero, it’s a hero, I’m not a bad guy. I’m a hero with you! ”

Chu Bai looked at Saitama and was about to cry at this time. I couldn’t help but feel a little sympathy for Saitama in my heart.

“Ahem, everyone, please listen to me. As he said, Saitama is a professional hero regardless of whether he is a bad guy. ”

“What do you mean by being a villain?”

“Although he himself looks a little lewd! And still a bald man. But that doesn’t help! Saitama has tried his best, but he still hasn’t grown a single hair, and he is still bald. ”

“Bastard, don’t call me bald!”

“Although the bald man looks like a villain, there are very few bald people who are good people, such as this bald man in front of him, who is bent on becoming a hero.” Until not long ago, he finally became a professional hero, although he was still bald. ”

“……”

“Saitama, he is a bald man, and he is already very sad in himself, so please don’t target him like this! It’s not his fault that he is bald, after all, who becomes a bald man at a young age! Bald…”

Saitama was called by Chu Bai with a bald man’s heart nested with a fire, and the whole person was about to break out, but at this time, after Chu Bai’s explanation, ordinary people who had always had a misunderstanding of Saitama began to have a little better attitude towards Saitama.

“Sorry bald. We shouldn’t misunderstand you! ”

“Yes, bald! I’m so sorry! ”

“I didn’t know that your experience was so bumpy, bald. I even laughed at you as a bald man, and here I apologize to you! ”

“Bald, even if you are a bald man, as long as you insist on reform, you can still become a good bald man.”

……

Listening to these people one by one, Saitama lowered his head, the bruises on his shiny head were very obvious, and he was about to explode. One by one, you bastards are despising baldness, are bald people not people, don’t bald people have human rights?

“Enough! You bastards shut up for me! Saitama finally couldn’t help but erupt.

PS: Ah, the book eunuch over there, many readers have chased to the book review area over here. How to say it. Superman understands that this is also the depth of love and hate. In other words, Superman’s family is just an ordinary family, and there are not even many deposits, marriage is already very difficult, and now marriage is even more difficult, marriage at least to have a house and a car, until now, Superman’s bank account does not have a few deposits, if you continue to follow the previous path, Superman may have to be a bachelor.

In recent times, Superman has been because of this insomnia, the biological clock is chaotic, and parents also sigh every day because of this, pressure, pressure is too great. So big that Superman can’t bear it, Superman can’t help, he can only fight once, after all, this is to get married. Superman himself is also a more pessimistic person, under such pressure, almost about to collapse, now I sleep every day, no more than six hours, obviously sleepy to death, headache to die, lying on the chuang is unable to sleep, burnt, even this morning when I looked in the mirror found white hair, white hair ah. Not yet thirty years old.

Sorry to say these offensive words, for this book, Superman will try to update and raise the word count as soon as possible.