One-punch Man don’t call me Superman

All in all, in short, Chu Bai’s next life is living in a misery. Is it jumping out of the weirdos to attack Chu Bai, or there are weirdos attacking Chu Bai, or there are still weirdos attacking Chu Bai.

Wait, it seems that Chu Bai’s life has been like this since the beginning.

Before the weirdos appeared, Chu Bai would launch a summoning technique and summon the bald Saitama to destroy these weirdos, but now he wants Chu Bai to take matters into his own hands. But the point is that even if Chu Bai does it himself, it only needs to be solved in one click. Even if you don’t want to do it, you can freeze the weirdo into a popsicle with a single breath, or shoot a laser ray from one eye to kill the weirdo.

If you calculate it this way, it seems that even if the summoned beast Saitama is disobedient, the protagonist’s life will still be like that.

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“Yo, Saitama, I’m still working on a weekly mission!”

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“Yo, bald, still working on a weekly mission!”

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“Yo…”

“Shut up! No matter how hard I try, I will definitely not help you kill the weirdos who attack you!” Saitama’s head jumped and he yelled at Chu Bai.

“Really? But if you help me, your weekly tasks will be easy! And every weirdo you kill can receive a certain amount of remuneration from the Hero Association, although the C-level hero will get a pitiful reward, but at least it will allow you to eat for a day! ”

“Shut up!”

“Alright! In fact, I found that there is no difference between you and you, weirdos and whatnot, for me! Saying that, Chu Bai stepped over from the ground and stepped on a strange man who just wanted to jump out of the ground: “It’s like this!” ”

Saitama looked at Chu Bai like this, indeed, just by moving his feet, he could destroy all the weirdos and everything…

Poor Saitama, because of Chu Bai, as long as the weirdo appears, he will attack Chu Bai, and Saitama has given himself a hard order, and will definitely not help Chu Bai kill the weirdo, so that obviously every day there will be weirdos in front of him, but he still has to constantly run back and forth for the weekly task every day, and finally can only do some tasks to find cats and dogs, and most people are prejudiced against him because he is bald, and would rather give the task to others than to him ……

“Alas! How can the life of a bald man be so difficult! It’s not me who wants to be bald myself! ”

Saitama looked at Chu Bai dumbfounded.

“I’m shouting for you, no thanks!”

“I thank you for being a fart! Don’t call me bald! Otherwise I definitely want you to look good! Saitama pointed at Chu Bai and roared loudly, originally angry because he couldn’t find the task, but Chu Bai this guy still said cool words in his ear.

“What are you bald for!”

“You bald man is so abominable that you dare to yell at our comic superman!”

“You bald man…”

“You bald man…”

The corners of Saitama’s mouth twitched, and looking at the people around him who were begging him in unison, he was almost about to collapse: “Shut up, you bastards!” I can do whatever I want! You bastards don’t need to be on the sidelines! Bastard! ”

A roar made the scene instantly quiet. Probably because of Qu and Saitama’s fury, the surrounding onlookers began to retreat.

Looking at the ordinary people who cowered and did not dare to speak, Saitama raised his head with a high spirit: “You group of people! Just look at me as a bully, don’t give you some color, you will definitely not be honest! ”

These ordinary people are honest, but in the next week, Saitama has run the entire town over and over again, but he has not found even a small task. Even the task of finding cats and dogs is not entrusted.

“Ah! Damn it! Am I going to be removed from my hero position? Don’t! No!!! Saitama held his head and wailed loudly.

“Saitama, I’m sorry! It’s all my bad! It’s all because of me that you became what you are! Chu Bai looked at Saitama apologetically, feeling that his actions were too much.

“That, in fact, I also have something wrong…” Saitama is a person who eats soft rather than hard, and generally if he is given a better attitude, there is nothing at all.

“To make up for my mistakes! I specially found you a commission. ”

“Really?” Saitama had tears in her eyes and a look of emotion.

“Hmm! It’s true! Don’t worry, I definitely won’t let you shoot and kill the weirdo! Obviously I’m so lazy, I’ve been bothering you before…”

“It’s okay, it’s okay! Actually, weirdos are very simple for me…”

“So the commission I helped you find this time is a very ordinary commission! You come with me…”

“Thank you so much!”

Saitama was almost grateful to Mio. Especially after seeing the entrusted task, he cried directly.

The pungent smell, the sky-high stench, the disgusting color, the absolutely unappetizing picture, the horrible bathroom.

“That, I’m so sorry! The toilet has been broken for a week, and no one has been looking for someone to repair it, but people always need convenience, so the amount in the toilet is a little larger and smelly a little. But since you are a hero, this kind of mission is absolutely no problem for you! The seventy or eighty old man was far away from the bathroom, still covering his nose, and said to Saitama, who was already standing in the bathroom.

“Don’t worry, old man! This kind of problem is not a problem for us Saitama at all! We Saitama are professional! In the future, this kind of task, just come to us Saitama! Chu Bai patted the old man’s shoulder and said.

“Uh-huh! Don’t worry, if you have this kind of mission in the future, I will definitely call you! After all, even the property personnel can’t stand the smell inside and faint, and the only ones who can complete this kind of task are you heroes! ”

When he came out of the old man’s house, Saitama was already full of disgusting smells. Chu Bai was far away from Saitama, stretching away for a long distance, still covering his nose.

“Saitama, how about the task I found for you? It’s easy! Just fix the toilet! This mission has finally been dug up, so you don’t have to worry about being removed! ”

“Shut up! You bastard! You bald man!!! I’m going to kill you!!! ”

“If you are bald, it seems that you have no hair.” Baldy! ”

“Aaaaah! Shut up! Absolutely kill you bastard! ”

PS: Today’s seventh change, Superman I also fight