One Punch Man’s Weekend Sale Supermarket Owner

2. A **** case caused by an egg

Saitama was content to buy the eggs he needed, because considering the egg weirdness, he bought a lot of them this time. Anyway, there is a refrigerator in the house, so it won't be bad if it is stored. Eight? One Chinese network?? W≥W=W≥. ≥8≤1≤Z≈W≈. ≥Ｃ≠ＯＭ

After paying the money, he glanced at Axel with pity, then turned and left.

Well, the aRpg of Saitama-kun's "Man vs. Weird" has not been cleared yet, and he needs to work harder these days.

Axel, to be precise, is Chen Lun. When he crossed the world of "One Punch Man", he had already worshipped this magical work, and of course he knew the power of the weirdo.

Weirds, according to the Hero Association’s hierarchical definition of their destructive ability, are:

Wolf-level weirdo-causing a dangerous crisis;

Tiger-class monsters-a crisis that caused a lot of casualties;

Ghost-level weirdo-a crisis that leads to the suspension or destruction of the functioning of a town;

Dragon-class monsters-a crisis that may lead to the destruction of several towns;

God-level weirdo-a crisis that may lead to the demise of mankind.

And heroes, based on the heroes' combat ability value and their contribution to killing monsters, also have a level definition, which are:

C-level heroes-generally equivalent to low-level to mid-level wolf-level weirdos;

B-level heroes-generally equivalent to high-level wolf-level weirdos to intermediate tiger-level weirdos;

A-level heroes-generally equivalent to high-level tiger-level weirdos to middle-level ghost-level weirdos, and a small number of them have the ability to fight high-level ghost-level weirdos;

S-rank heroes-generally equivalent to high-level ghost-level weirdos to dragon-level weirdos, and a small number of them have the strength to fight mid- and high-level dragon-level weirdos.

Generally speaking, weirdos are much stronger than ordinary people. If the power of the real world is used as the contrast, the average wolf-level weirs are equivalent to the combat effectiveness of soldiers to special forces.

Axel looked down at his hands, wanting to cry without tears, let alone fighting with special forces, even an ordinary soldier can beat himself up, in other words, any scumbag wolf Grade-level weirdos can easily torture themselves.

Obviously, that egg monster is not something that he can defeat now.

How to do?

Neighborhood?

Don't mention it, there are five scumbags all around. It's like his neighbor Saitama, whose real combat power is worse than his own, and I don't know how he practiced. Five years later, there is no such thing that he can't solve with a single punch.

Policemen?

Forget it, there is no such thing in this world. Moreover, the combat effectiveness of the police may not be able to solve this problem.

Heroes' Association?

Saitama called just now, but it's still worth a try. Just make the situation a little more serious.

After making up his mind, Axel trot to his desk, picked up the phone, and quickly dialed the customer service hotline of the Heroes Association.

"Hello, this is the Heroes Association customer hotline, what can I do for you?" A sweet voice came from the other end of the phone.

"Help..." Axel wailed bitterly and successfully smashed the eardrums of the opposite beauty with a penetrating sound wave, leaving her deaf for a while.

Fortunately, the professionally trained service staff took five minutes to adjust the status and answered Axel's call again. This time, instead of putting the headset on the ear, it was carefully placed next to the pinna. , There is a slight abnormality, quickly move away and keep your distance, "Sir, please speak slowly, and at the same time, lower the volume as much as possible."

"I have been attacked by an egg monster here, and a city boss has already been crushed into a meatloaf! It's terrifying!" Axel's howling voice couldn't help but make other answering staff in the customer service hall look at him.

The beautiful eyebrows twitched, "As you mentioned, we have already registered at 5:35 this morning. Due to the current shortage of heroes and there are no active heroes near your block, plus the egg monster has been lost. It is impossible to send heroes to hunt immediately. Therefore, we have arranged a'posting situation'. If there is a hero revealing the list, we will go to solve it immediately!"

"But, what if the egg weirdo comes right away?" Axel said anxiously, "Couldn't we send a hero here to wait for the rabbit? In this way, we can set traps, isn't it easier to hunt?"

"Sorry, no heroes can be dispatched in your neighborhood now." The beauty sighed apologetically. In this era, too many heroes are needed.

In other words, in this era, it seems too easy to be a weird person.

Some people, after being affected by a certain force due to the distortion of their thoughts, can become weird, and their combat effectiveness immediately skyrocketed.

However, heroes are different. The vast majority of heroes are not weirdos. They gain power through their own efforts and gain the power to fight weirdos. Relatively speaking, it is more difficult to obtain, and the number of heroes is relatively small.

"Then what to do, let us wait for death here?" Axel roared.

"Actually..." The beauty sighed, "The egg weirdo just hopes that your block will no longer sell eggs. In fact, this requirement is enough to satisfy him, isn't it? Why take your own life!?"

After a long while, Axel was speechless.

Yes, no more eggs.

However, today there will be an egg monster, tomorrow a salted fish monster, and the day after tomorrow a potato monster...

Forget it, I'd better close myself.

No way.

It's not your own style to step back and compromise.

The heroes' association immediately dispatched heroes or dispatched heroes to station seems to be impractical, so you have to rely on yourself.

Although I don't have the power to restrain chickens, what I have is brains.

After all, after the heroes, many c-rank heroes use some external means to fight?

Think about it.

What are eggs afraid of?

correct.

fragile!

Just smash his **** eggshell and the yolk inside will flow out. See if you are still alive?

Thinking of this, and then thinking about what happened to Jarvis, Axel already had an idea and acted immediately.

In the first step, a large number of iron nails facing outward were installed on the walls of the city. Don't the egg weirdo like to directly hit the wall and then crush the city boss? Okay, the nail on the wall smashed through your eggshell!

In the second step, Axel got an air compressor and installed the air nails, which are the kind that specializes in nailing wood nails. Under the impact of high pressure gas, the penetration force of the nail can penetrate several centimeters. Thick planks.

In the third step, Axel ran to the scrap shop to buy a large number of rusty iron nuggets, each weighing several kilograms, which cost him several days of ration money, which made him feel distressed for a long time, but now There is no other way, life matters.

In the fourth step, he prepared a pair of red gloves and a yellow cloak for himself, just like the costume of Mr. Saitama in "One Punch Man", hoping to bring him magical powers.

Everything is ready, just waiting for the appearance of the egg monster.

It was time for lunch, but Axel had no intention of eating. He stared at the gate of the city, and touched the rusty iron blocks again in his hand, cold.

At this moment, there was a horrified cry from the street, which penetrated Axel's eardrum like sound waves, "The egg weirdo is here, everyone, don’t boil eggs, his goal is fresh food. Egg market, hide away!"

coming!