One punch, one knife 999

Gu Tian looked at the tornado who was still shorter than himself standing on the sofa with the eyes of a fool.

Poke your head over slightly.

The faces of the two were almost pressed together, and they could hear each other’s breathing very carefully.

The first time I was so close to a man, the roots of Tornado’s ears involuntarily turned a little red.

However, in the next second, this atmosphere was directly cracked.

Gu Tian stretched out his two hands, pinched both cheeks of the tornado, and grinned to the sides, “You are a maid now, don’t say the second S-class, even if the explosion of the S-class 1 comes, you have to be willing to gamble and lose!” ”

“Could it be that the trembling tornado of the S-rank 2 is actually the kind of person who is not trustworthy?”

“You… You…”

The tornado was pinched on the cheek, and the whole face of the anger turned red, and he slapped Gu Tian’s two hands away, and said viciously: “A maid is a maid!” ”

Chuixue saw that his strong sister was actually suppressed by Gu Tian to death, and for a moment there was an indescribable sense of joy.

The tornado hummed and was about to enter the kitchen, and before approaching the kitchen, he said half-mockingly: “It’s my first time cooking, and it won’t be too ugly if S-grade Ying is poisoned, hmph.” ”

Gu Tian shrugged indifferently.

Although he does not have the specific skills to deal with ‘poison’, it does not mean that ordinary small poison can poison him to death.

Just kidding, the physique is so powerful, coupled with the skill of regeneration, I am afraid that those poisons will be killed by the cells in his body without spreading.

Of course, in the ten thousand worlds, the poison is not necessarily …

“Speaking of which, do you have the whole anti-virus skill?”

Gu Tian touched his chin.

Dragon Scroll would never have imagined that because of his own words, he would actually think of such a situation, and really wanted to give him a thumbs up.

But at this time, the tornado was a little self-conscious.

When he mocked Gu Tian just now that he was going to be poisoned by himself, it was called an open-minded and cheerful, but now he entered the kitchen, let alone cooking, and he didn’t even know what the use of these tableware was.

Many only know the name, but do not know how to use it.

The smoothest estimate for tornadoes is the bowl and chopsticks, and the rest… I didn’t use it, I lived 28 years old in my life, I haven’t been in the kitchen, how can I know.

“What to do?”

The tornado had the intention to ask Gu Tian or blow snow, but he couldn’t pull this face.

Fortunately, Blowing Snow came in at this time to alleviate this embarrassment for the tornado, otherwise it might not be possible to stay in the kitchen for a few hours.

After learning the use of electrical appliances, Tornado confidently let the blowing snow out.

Blowing snow also seems quite helpless in this regard, she has been separated from her sister for a period of time since she was a child, and everyone knows that she can’t cook…

“I hope that the food will be a little more delicious later.”

It turns out…

No way.

After the tornado burned a black coke, he would never be able to cook in his life.

So I simply flew out of the small window with my petite body and went outside to buy takeout.

Then go back to the kitchen and plate the takeout.

“Okay, perfect.”

Tornado nodded in satisfaction and used his super powers to set out all the dishes and meals, “I’m here to eat.” ”

Gu Tian came from the living room and glanced at the tornado in surprise, “I didn’t expect you to actually cook.” ”

“Of course!”

Tornado clasped his hands to his chest and snorted arrogantly, “This is my first time cooking, you are the one who is lucky enough to taste it, celebrate.” ”

“Congratulations? Am I not going to put off a 18,000-strong firecracker? ”

Gu Tian teased, of course, he and Chuixue could see that the tornado was a meal bought from outside, but the first time he cooked it could only be like this, so he didn’t plan to debunk it.

If that’s the case after that, let’s hint a little.

“Nameless, come out to eat!”

Gu Tian shouted.

Recently, Nameless has been staying in the room, and has become a small otaku girl.

“Here it is, brother.”

Nameless pedaled to the dining table with bare feet, saw the tornado, was slightly startled, and asked suspiciously: “Who is this, brother…”

“Oh yes, introduce you.”

“This one, yes…”

Tornado Tsundere is still there.

Gu Tian’s mind that was about to honestly introduce it also faded, and his eyes rolled around, “Your peers, get acquainted, maybe you will become very good friends.” ”

“Oh…”

Although Nameless always feels that there is something strange, but the elder brother is the sky, and the words that the elder brother says is the first in the world!

Nod and you’re done!

“What?!”

“Peers?!”

However, the tornado was fried again.

Because of her petite body, she hates people calling her small, dwarf, or simply treating her as a child.

Looking at Gu Tian and Xiao Wuming saying that they were her peers, the same reasoned.

“I’m an adult, don’t talk nonsense!”

“Little ghost, don’t believe him, this bad guy likes to lie the most, I’m much better than you!”

Nameless looked at this ‘peer’ curiously, with a bit of suspicion in his eyes.

Adult?

It doesn’t look like it anyway…

The tone of voice and demeanor are not like …

I have to say that Tornado often does not have the feeling of Bensan, because whether it is body or personality, she has to be more inclined to be with children, and no one will think that she will be a little aunt of Bensan.

“That… Shall I call you Auntie? ”

Nameless asked.

“Ah… Auntie…”

When Tornado heard these two words, he somehow became deflated and sat in his chair, falling into self-doubt.

Saying that, he picked up the liquor next to him and drank it in one gulp.

“Eh, my brother said that children can’t drink.”

Seeing this situation, Nameless quickly said.

She had also tried to taste it before, but was stopped by Gu Tian, this is one of the few times when Gu Tian did not cling to her, so she still remembers it vividly.

“Huh?! What did you say?! ”

Hearing these words, the tornado couldn’t bear it even more, and directly slapped the table up, and wanted to pour all the liquor into his mouth.

“Nothing about wine!”

The tornado bar chirped, crossed his hands at the waist, and said proudly: “I don’t feel anything at all.” ”

“It’s strange to have feelings…”

Gu Tian looked at the tornado strangely, “Because what you are holding in your hand is an ordinary bottle of water.” “_

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