One punch, one knife 999

Xiao Bury has just finished playing a horror game and is in the ‘aftertaste period’ at this time.

A figure suddenly appeared in her head, almost frightening her, and quickly shrunk into the bed and did not dare to come out.

It wasn’t until I looked at the chat history that I understood that this was a… Dimensional chat group?!

As a typical representative of contemporary ‘stenching’ house girls, Xiao Bury has heard a little similar things, and instantly made up a bunch of things in his brain.

And she herself is extremely smart, does not like to write bells and whistles like Tony, and quickly understands the dimensional chat group.

Moment!

Excited!

Then I went and flipped through the star ratings of these big guys.

Ten stars…

Six stars…

Four stars…

Samsung……

And then what about himself …

[Group member: UMR

Strength assessment: one star and two orders

Evaluation:……】

One star and two orders?!

Rolled his eyes, Xiao Bury almost didn’t die on the spot, oh my God, as an ordinary person of one star and two orders, shivering!

Is this group so scary?

At every turn is to destroy the earth, destroy the country, destroy the provinces and cities…

The worst is also the richest man…!

I don’t deserve it!

Little Tomato: “This UMR is…”

Dororo: “The appearance of a new person is to receive a copy of the memory, it seems that the screen has been peeping for a long time!” Get named! ”

An orange cat: “You’re a little burial, right?” Buried in the soil? ”

UMR: “It seems that there is also a copy of my memory!” ”

This is a tacit statement.

Gu Changsheng: “Then sorry, if you are a small buried, you are not ordinary as a glitter dandruff!” ”

Gu Tian really felt that it was not simple to bury a little.

Every day when I return home, I will become a hamster form, eat, drink, and have fun, and I can also get the name of a top student in school, in case I study seriously, maybe…

UMR “Glitter Scalp??? ”

Xiao Buri, who was hiding in the hamster’s pajamas, quickly took off his hat and touched it.

Wrong…… It’s clean… Where is dandruff gone?

An orange cat: “Not dandruff in the traditional sense… Ahem…”

The little orange cat didn’t know what to say.

Because the dry girl is buried in the small burial, the little buried student status will be accompanied by sparkling stars almost every time, so it is jokingly called flash dandruff.

UMR: “Is it… Understood. ”

UMR: “I want to resign first!” ”

Shinichi Izumi: “I’m watching…”

The chat group soon fell silent and wanted to see Iron Man.

Gu Tian also took this opportunity to recall the Iron Man he watched back then.

The plot of Iron Man 1 is not very complicated.

All right…… Or the plot of Marvel movies is not particularly complicated, either originally a genius, or originally possessed superpowers, or mutated…

After reading it again, Gu Tian didn’t feel anything anyway.

Some movies are seen once and don’t want to see it a second time.

After Gu Tian finished reading it, the group friends in the dimensional chat group also finished reading it one after another.

Little Tomato: “Is this Iron Man?” ”

Dororo: “I just said how easy it is to join the chat group…”

UMR“……”

First Marshal Stark: “After reading it, my mood is slightly complicated.” ”

Tony’s expression was complicated, he couldn’t imagine that Obadiah was actually doing these things behind his back…

I couldn’t have imagined that I would actually strike iron in a dark cave?!

Where did my demeanor Tony Stark go?

Alas, a little annoying.

【Ding! The first marshal Stark sent a red envelope]

Everyone is fast, click in unison!

Gu Changsheng, the shaking ice queen, the beautiful administrator miss… Wait until you receive the red envelope.

Beautiful Miss Administrator: “??? ”

Beautiful Miss Administrator: “(screenshot .jpg)”

【Congratulations on getting ‘1 million lighthouse dollars】

Juchuan School Doctor: “… Do today’s newcomers like to smash people with money? (Screenshot .jpg)”

【Congratulations on getting ‘1 million lighthouse dollars】

Shake S Ice Queen: Money? It’s just a pile of rotten paper. ”

Shinichi Izumi: “Aa Don’t give me rotten paper! Wrong billion! Wrong billion!! ”

Although money is of little use to most people in the group, Izumi Shinichi still wants to get money, and having money can improve life, isn’t it fragrant?

What about strong strength, you can’t steal or rob, he is a good boy in the twenty-first century.

It is also impossible to exchange points for money.

It is estimated that only group members who are really poor enough to be able to be beggars will exchange this kind of thing.

This wave did not grab, it is simply a blood loss, a real sense of the wrong billion!

First Marshal Stark: “Wait! Wait a minute! ”

First Marshal Stark: “Help!” Help me! I don’t want to go to the cave to strike iron! Save me!! ”

First Stark: “%…%%#…”

Tony has just stepped away from the immersive experience of memory copies.

I suddenly remembered that I was sitting on the military vehicle that was about to be attacked now, right?

Rumble!!

With a loud noise, Tony only felt his head confused, and immediately opened the car door and fled.

Unfortunately, it was useless, there was another loud noise, countless shrapnel popped out, severe pain came, Tony rolled his eyes and passed out.

Before falling into a coma, there was only one thought in my head: why didn’t I join the dimensional chat group earlier?

The people in the dimensional chat group didn’t know what was going on.

Only blindfolds.

Little Tomato: “What’s wrong with him?” ”

Dororo: “It should be fine… If the life of the group friends is in danger, the dimensional chat group will probably post a task? ”

An orange cat: “… As Playboy Stark, what can he need us to save him? ”

Gu Changsheng: “You guys said… Could he be in the car that was attacked by terrorists? ”

Beautiful Miss Administrator: “It’s possible! ”

An orange cat: “I think it’s very likely!” ”

Little Tomato: “Then are we going to save him?” ”

Gu Changsheng: “No need!” ”

Gu Tian didn’t even think about it, and shook his head directly.

Gu Changsheng: “This is the only way for him to become an iron man, there is a chat group, he can’t die, let him suffer.” ”

Dororo: “That’s right, let him be so crazy when he first entered the group.” ”

Beautiful Miss Administrator: “Yes, if he didn’t say much at first, I would have released the memory copy earlier, and he might have escaped.” ”

(PS: I think I still have to let Tony be whipped with love.) ）_

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