One Punch Supermarket Salesman

He is not a soul wearer himself, but his whole body passed through when he was 27 years old. He has stayed here for almost 20 years. If it weren't for the magical medicine provided by the system, his current appearance should be the same. It's not much different from a middle-aged uncle.

Today, Tornado said she is bigger than me?

What a joke...

I personally rescued you when you were young, and you dare to say that you are older than me!

Tornado thought that Lin He said she was young because her body was too immature, which hit her pain point again.

"Don't talk nonsense! I must be older than you!" She straightened her chest.

Lin Hezai took a closer look, well, it doesn't exist.

Fearing that he was wrong, he wiped his eyes again.

Well, there is still a little bit, maybe...probably...a little bit older than me...

But it is impossible for you to be older than me.

"Ahem." Lin He said sternly, "Well, how old are you then."

"Twenty..." Tornado was halfway through, and quickly changed his words, "What am I doing to tell you! Do you feel rude to ask a woman this question!"

Although Tornado looks like a loli, she is still a woman after all, so she can't care about age at all.

"You look at your age and you refuse to tell me. You only said that you are in your twenties. I'm here to tell you. I'm over forty years old." Lin He told the truth.

"You lie to you!"

Tornado put his hands on both sides of Yingying's waist, and said angrily: "Have you ever seen someone in your forties like you? The soul is pale!"

I have to say that Little Tornado Lolita is extraordinarily cute, and her squirting look is not at all like a shrew cursing the street, but like a little girl who is awkward with her father because she didn't buy a toy.

"Look, you don't tell me the true age, and you say I'm lying, what can I do."

Tornado thinks about what Lin He said is really reasonable, can't help but have nothing to say.

With her little head tilted to the side, her tender lotus-like hands holding the minibus, she thought for a moment, and suddenly she thought: "We can compare experiences. For example, if you ask me a question, I will ask you a question. If I can't answer it. If you lose, then even if I lose, I will admit that you are older than me; but if you lose, then you must admit that you are younger than me, and you must also tell me why you are immune to my superpowers! How about! ?"

Tornado thought that since his own abilities didn't work for him temporarily, he would at least outperform Lin He in one aspect, such as his age.

Moreover, the method she came up temporarily was even better. Not only could she prove herself, but she could also ask what she wanted to know by the way, which was simply killing two birds with one stone.

what?

Lin He didn't understand what the last sentence meant?

Can I be immune to her superpowers?What's the matter?

Although he was at a loss, he still pretended that everything was under control.This also made Tornado more certain that this guy must have used some special method to be immune to her ability, otherwise it would be impossible to be so calm.

After pondering for a while, Lin He couldn't think of any special reasons, so he replied: "Okay, then we will ask each other a question separately, don't be fooled!"

"Um...no! Three questions! Answer two questions first..."

"No, no! The one who answers the three questions correctly first wins! That's right!"

Tornado moved her little head, Lin He seemed to feel this moment, two small devil horns grew out of thin air on her head.

"Okay, first answer the three questions to win! Let's pull the hook!" Lin He pointed out his little tail.

"What do you mean?" Tornado and Chuuxue didn't know the meaning of Rehook, because they lived in a completely different environment from Linhe.

"It's two people pulling their little tail fingers together to make an agreement."

Lin He explained patiently.

"Okay! Pull the hook and pull the hook! Would someone like me be afraid of you!"

She stretched out a small, smooth but not long finger, and when she met Lin He's, he immediately felt a tenderness from the little finger.

"Hanging on the hook, it won't change for a hundred years, just change..." Lin He snapped, "If it changes, it will never grow tall!"

Tornado lowered his eyelids and looked at him with an extremely dangerous look, looking straight at Lin He a little hairy.

He immediately let go of his hand and said: "Okay, then you can ask the question first!"

"How did you know my name? I didn't tell you!" Tornado looked at Lin He and was not pleasing to the eye now.

"You are a powerful s-rank 2 hero, how could I not know you."

Lin He's answer finally made Tornado satisfied slightly, she nodded and said: "Then I will ask the question first!"

She gave Lin He a sly smile, and her jade-like fingers posed a "1" shape in front of her: "The first question, I defeated a weird person yesterday, what does it look like?"

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Lin He quietly waited for Tornado to continue speaking, only to find that she had finished speaking.

Frightened, he said in a puzzled manner: "This...this is over...?"

Tornado took it for granted: "Yes, answer quickly!"

"Your sister! How do you answer this question! How do I know what the weirdo you defeated yesterday looks like! This can also be considered experience!?"

"Of course! Experience is not knowing everything! You don't even know what the weird person I met yesterday is, can you still be called rich?!" Tornado's head tickled and said coldly.

Old Loli deserves to be Old Loli, just like in the original book, although sometimes looks silly and a bit savage, but satirical people are really good at it, and now it seems that the ability to fool people is not bad.

"Okay! I can't answer!"

Lin He doesn't care about Tornado, he swears in his heart that he must let her taste his own.

Immediately, he threw his own question: "It's me, I ask you, what thread apes hate most!"

"Huh?" Tornado was dumbfounded this time.

She didn't need superpowers, she just landed directly on the ground, wandering around and thinking, still thinking, "What thread...orangutan... remember it... tornado..."

After a while, she swayed a little collapsed, and gave up directly: "I don't know! What thread did you tell me! If your answer makes me unsatisfied, you are dead!"

Although Lin He was free of her own super powers, it didn't mean that she couldn't use her super powers to control other objects to hit him.

If this was a question he made up just now, he would definitely make him look good!

Lin He turned into a wit river at this moment, and seriously explained: "Of course it is parallel lines, because the parallel lines do not intersect. Naturally, gorillas cannot eat bananas."