Ch5 - Clumsy but Hilarious People Like You Are Already A Rare Species

Athena International Building Shopping City was located in the center of Nanhai District, Anling City. It had a favorable location and a large flow of people. A one-person-high cylindrical stone pier stood on the square. On the stone pier was a two-meter-high artistic statue of Athena, which was very stylish!

It had everything from daily necessities to luxury jewelry, and many well-known brands had settled in. 

Lin Dongyang, wearing a furry panda doll costume, was taking photos and playing with some children. This was a toy store. The owner of this store was very business-minded. He knew the nature of children ‘loves to play and likes cartoons’, so he recruited two part-time workers to act as mascots, attracting more business and bringing more profits than the 400 yuan salary.

The children at the door, holding a toy, waved goodbye to the two ‘giant pandas’ at the door, took their mother’s hand and left happily and satisfactorily.

Fatty Han’s panda set costume was holding his whole body full. Lin Dongyang had to insert some cotton in the set costume, but Fatty Han was wearing a tight suit! Luckily the set costume was big enough to fit his fat body!

At first, they came here according to the address information given by Zhu Wenbo. The shopkeeper looked straight when he saw Fatty Han, and once wondered whether the ‘bear’ would frighten the children. Fatty Han used his silver tongue and his shameless ability, and successfully convinced the shop owner to keep him. 

Fatty Han approached Lin Dongyang with a small, inconvenient step and slammed him with his ass. Lin Dongyang was still waving goodbye to that naive child and was caught off guard and directly fell by this unexpected move, and the panda’s head rolled aside.

“Dead Fatty! How much do you weigh, don’t you have AC number in your heart?” Lin Dongyang got up from the clean marble floor, grabbed the panda headgear rolling aside, patted the dust that didn’t exist on it, and said that Fatty Han’s bad habit of hitting people all the time couldn’t be changed, and he didn’t have a deep awareness of his weight.

“Hehehe, you’re too light.” Fatty Han also didn’t expect to rub against him like this, shamelessly laughing out loud.

‘Click.’

Then came a small cry, mixed with panic, “Aiya, forgot to turn off the sound!”

Lin Dongyang looked up and a sweet-looking girl was pointing her mobile phone at him, her round little face flushed, apparently blushing after she was found secretly photographing.

“Are you photographing me?” Lin Dongyang asked with a shallow smile.

The girl put her mobile phone behind her back, and smiled at him embarrassingly, blinking her round eyes sparkly, without denying it. 

Lin Dongyang walked over with his headgear in his hand, and his tone was gentle. Even if he was photographed, he wasn’t angry, he said, “Can I have a look?”

The round-faced girl took out her mobile phone uneasily and handed it to Lin Dongyang. If he deleted photos, it could be understood, she was afraid that he would throw away her mobile phone.

In the photo, Lin Dongyang was wearing a fluffy black-and-white panda doll costume and holding a panda headgear in his hand. He had slightly drooping hair, and his white face might be slightly reddish by the headgear, and his short hair was slightly messy, so he felt very cute.

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He put the headgear on the ground, then took out his mobile phone, clicked on WeChat, and handed it to the girl with a round face with a smile, beckoning her to add friends.

The girl thought that this person would delete the photo she had taken secretly, but unexpectedly added her as a friend in the end. She didn’t react for a moment, and her round eyes looked at Lin Dongyang dully.

A short-haired girl in sportswear patted her, calling her, “Xiao Yan.” 

The round-faced girl nodded excitedly and scanned WeChat’s QR code in front of her.

The avatar was a very cute kitten, gender…female

“Cough? A female account?” The round-faced girl named Xiao Yan whispered a word, which was heard by Lin Dongyang.

“Set it up casually.” He replied casually, and couldn’t tell the real reason. He couldn’t chat to a stranger girl to explain: I played a game and picked up a little brother with a female account. In order to add someone’s WeChat account, he changed the gender to female and was later confessed affectionately by others, and he didn’t dare to change back to a male for fear of being beaten. 

It was estimated that when the other party listened to this, they would look at him like a psychopath, and they might even scold him for having a brain disease.

Through the friend application, Lin Dongyang kept the photo sent by Xiao Yan and said with a smile. “Thank you for taking such a good photo of me.”

Xiao Yan blushed even more, replied timidly, “It’s gege who is handsome.”

Fatty Han, who had been standing by and no one cared, came over. Although he couldn’t see his expression, Lin Dongyang could feel his ‘nothing left to live for’ aura through his headgear. 

“We act as the same bear, you still can flirt and gain favour from the girl and even add WeChat, I was left alone by the side and no one cared. Can I pretend to be a bear happily?” Fatty Han’s voice revealed deep grievances and complained about the unfair treatment. He shook his two furry arms and twisted his tall body back and forth, like a child playing coquettish with his parents.

Lin Dongyang: “Tui!*”

*vomiting expression

Xiao Yan affectionately touched Fatty Han’s soft big head, then took a photo and told him with action that he had not been left out. 

Fatty Han turned around happily and looked cute, but what he said was extremely annoying, “Jiejie took a picture, so she had to go in and buy a toy.”

Xiao Yan: “…”

Lin Dongyang: “…”

Sure enough, there was a reason for being single. The highest honor award of the single dog club was definitely Fatty Han, a dead straight man. 

The atmosphere was destroyed by Fatty Han, and the temperature instantly dropped to zero. Xiao Yan’s smile immediately solidified and froze like a wax figure. She turned into the shop mechanically, didn’t choose, took a kitten doll and paid for it, and then she greeted Lin Dongyang and left, completely ignoring Fatty Han.

Lin Dongyang supported his forehead. “Clumsy but hilarious people like you are already a rare species, you deserve to be single.”

“What’s wrong with me?” Fatty Han’s tone was very dissatisfied.

Xiao Yan, who walked not far away, looked back at Lin Dongyang, who had just put on a panda headgear at the door, then held the newly bought kitten puppet in her left hand and the photo secretly taken by her mobile phone in her right hand. “Do you think it looks like, hehe, that gege is just like this kitten? Wow, such a gentle and lovely boy is really a treasure,” she said to her short-haired friend in sportswear. 

Short-haired girl said, “Not my type, I like the kind of out-of-norm Man!”

She clenched her hands to show off her biceps, then pointed to Lin Dongyang in the photo and said, “I feel he’s too weak.”

As soon as she withdrew her hand, she found another unclear figure with the corner of her eye. “Oh? Look at this.”

In the photo, behind Lin Dongyang, there was a tall boy in the mirror, just fixed at the edge. Although it was only a side profile, it could still be seen that the facial features were very handsome, with a tall nose bridge and a sharp eyebrow, which showed his arrogant and unruly temperament. For example, a wolf who led a group didn’t allow strangers to step into his territory. 

“Full of ‘gong’ aura! This is the type that I like! Compared with the frame, your cute gege is just a good ‘shou’!” The short-haired girl who was calm before seemed to find a treasure, and lost her reserve manner in an instant, yelling to send her the photo quickly, she wanted to treasure it.

After being pointed out by her friend, Xiao Yan stood in the front line, showing YY expressions that only they understood, “Really, really good match hehehe…”

“Achoo!” Lin Dongyang sneezed. He rubbed his itchy nose and looked at the two girls who had not gone far. He always felt that they were speaking ill of him.

‘Ding Dong’ another WeChat prompt sounded. Lin Dongyang took out his mobile phone and saw the content on WeChat through the gap between his headgear and clothes. It was sent by ‘little junior brother’, who hadn’t spoken much for several days. He thought it was a girl who looked very sweet just now. 

After being confessed at noon on Monday, Lin Dongyang decided to pick up the senior’s style and educate the junior who was three years younger than himself, who wasn’t good at doing things at a young age, but was looking for stimulation to play online dating, whether it was because of too little homework or too idle courses!

After forming a bond in the game, he took him to clear the dungeon. The other party’s skills were vegetables . Lin Dongyang acted as thigh to let him hug it. Occasionally having a boring talk with him, and he didn’t do anything crazy. How could he win his heart?

Sure enough, charm was unstoppable, and Lin Dongyang’s heart was somewhat swelling.

[Little Junior Brother]: Senior sister, what do you like? 

[Lin Dongyang]: I like you to study honestly. Don’t try to play online dating with me.

[Little Junior Brother]: This one won’t do, change it.

[Lin Dongyang]: Weren’t you very obedient before? Why are you always talking back to me now?

If Fatty Han were to interpret this, he would be able to YY out a lot of nonsense, but Lin Dongyang didn’t feel that there was anything wrong with it. When chatting in the past, Qiao Yichen obeyed his words, asked him to go offline, asked him to go to bed and say good night. Lin Dongyang thought he had a little milk dog. 

But since the rose incident, the obedient little milk dog had become very stubborn, biting him tightly and talking back to him. Milk is fierce, milk is fierce!

[Little Junior Brother]: I’m in the Athena International Building. Tell me what you like and I’ll send it to you.

As soon as he saw the address sent by the other party, Lin Dongyang took a breath of air, clutching his headgear and turning around in panic a few times, only to put his hanging heart back in his stomach when he found no suspicious figure.

[We won’t get any result!] He didn’t know how many times this word had been said by Lin Dongyang, but it didn’t work at all. The other party seemed to have an automatic ignoring function, and any words he refuses would be treated as if he didn’t see it. 

[Rest assured, as long as you don’t agree, I won’t see you for a day]

You don’t agree and I won’t do it. If I were another girl, I wouldn’t be able to bear the attack of sugar coated bullets and surrender, but Lin Dongyang had no choice but to refuse!

All feelings are consumables and can’t stand time.

He had planned to refuse slowly. After a long time, no matter how intense his enthusiasm would dissipate. Before, he had room to turn back. Sadly, he chose death instead of life! Thinking of the sentence ‘I’ll think about it’, Lin Dongyang wanted to slap himself again. According to the current firm attitude of the other party, he could imagine that the other party would be furious after it was exposed, and he would be beaten like to become incapable. 

Only by thinking about it, he already felt hurt…