Online game honey love

There are a lot of chat records in the sect chat group every day. Xiao Yijin doesn't like to climb the stairs to see the chat records, so she often doesn't know what everyone is talking about.

Hearing what Wu Jie and Sun Yi said, Xiao Yijin was a little curious and began to search for chat records about nursery rhymes in the group chat.

After searching, Xiao Yijin felt that she had come to the new world again.

It's not how dirty the nursery rhyme is. She belongs to the kind of mud in it, but she ran away after she took the building askew.

It's her expression bag. It's really... I can't bear to look straight at it.

Sitting aside, Wu Jie looked at Xiao Yijin's strange expression, quietly moved to Sun Yi and said, "xiaoyizi, do you think our boss will explode?"

Hearing the name of xiaoyizi, Sun Yi said he wanted to get together, and directly moved his hand. He slapped Wu Jie on the forehead: "you want labor and capital to tell you several times. Don't call me xiaoyizi!"

Wu Jie didn't know how to repent after being beaten. He added, "that's... Little grandson?"

Sun Yi: "!"

Then a big war broke out in the dormitory.

When Xiaojian pushed the door back to the dormitory, she was hit by a smelly sock and almost fainted on the spot.

Although they are ugly socks, they are actually washed. After all, their boss is a cleanliness mania. How can he tolerate the mess in the dormitory.

At this time, the nursery rhyme is in the water group while the school task.

Diga Altman: I said kidney treasure. What kind of girls do you like?

Shenbao: nothing special. Just one request. Long hair and big waves.

Nursery rhyme: No, you have three requirements.

People:

The kidney treasure that was drinking water gushed out at once.

Youyun: is there a class that represents the key points.

Write poems for you: big waves, waves, long hair, three requirements.

The next second, the system message: the socialist successor has become the new group leader.

Nursery rhyme stunned: why do you miss an inch? Why let me be the leader of the group?

One inch Acacia: because I'm afraid of being caught.

People:

Nursery rhyme: No, it's just routine.

An inch of Acacia: I know, this is to avoid when I was suddenly arrested. You do things by yourself and drive by yourself.

Seeing this, the nursery rhyme grinned, moved his hand and sent out several expressions. The first expression package was a villain driving, with a paragraph: if you can't grasp the steering wheel, what's the meaning of life? The old driver is fearless.

The second expression package: there are few pedestrians on the famous mountain in autumn, and there are often drivers who are high and low. Now the lane is still in, and the old driver of that year is not seen.

Third: since I met you old drivers, my health is getting worse day by day. I want to draw a line with you old drivers.

People:

Draw a line between who and who.

A group of crows flew over Xiao Yijin's head. How many faces did the ugly girl have

No wonder Wu Jie doesn't believe that my guest is a woman

I'm really... Satisfied.

After the nursery rhyme was finished, Du Chuan sent a message: brother, I will get married tomorrow. You must come and support me at that time. The love copy has been updated. The more difficult it is, the higher the probability of giving birth to children. I married a big milk of our sect. I should be able to make a master book. There is an 80% birth rate!

Nursery rhyme: lying in the trough, you agreed to marry me and have children to increase your combat power?

Du Chuan: No, I don't. who dares to marry you except one inch of Acacia in this game? Maybe the sect will be robbed by Tu Zong at that time. I still want to live well.

Nursery rhyme: am I still your brother?

Duchuan: Yes, it must be. So we are brothers. How can we get married.

Nursery rhyme: that's not what you said before.

Du Chuan: brother, it's good for someone to fall in love an inch. Just marry him. We are relatives. It's easy for close relatives to give birth to deformed children when they get married.

nursery rhyme:???

There's still blood in this TM game, isn't it? Can this still give birth to deformed children?

When did Du Chuan become so glib?