Online Games Barbarism and Civilization
Vol 2 Chapter 1097: Kill the monkey and respect the monkey
Ideal is plump, reality is skinny.
Ning Yuan thought that the method he had come up with was good, but he miscalculated the stubbornness of the monkeys.
People often say that four or five-year-old children are disgusted with dogs. This is mainly because children at this age have a strong sense of self. They are very curious about everything and have a strong possessive desire.
Human cubs at this age are the most difficult to manage, because they can hardly hear any teaching.
The IQ of an ordinary adult macaque is mostly equivalent to that of a human child of four or five years old, or even far worse.
Not only are they bad-tempered and possessive, they have the same shortcomings as four or five-year-old human cubs, and they even have super physical qualities that far exceed those of human cubs.
Their teeth are very sharp and can easily tear the skin of the same kind.
Their explosive power is far beyond the imagination of human beings, a human man who can even kick down an adult by flying kick.
Four- or five-year-old human cubs lose their tempers and throw things at most. As long as they hang them for a while, they will disappear by themselves, and their physical condition does not support them to destroy them.
Adult macaques are different. They not only have a worse temper than human cubs, but also have explosive power and sharp canine teeth that are not weaker than adults. Therefore, they want to deal with them with the same methods as human cubs. Play the piano to the monkey.
This time, the ingenious Ning Yuan finally understood what it means to play the piano against a monkey. His blood pressure that hadn't risen in a long time was directly full again.
After ordering people to summon all the great male monkeys in the monkey group, Ning Yuan directly communicated in front of countless monkeys and carried out a grand ceremony of conferring the king.
Dahua and Beitou were respectively named the kings of macaques and golden monkeys, and other powerful male monkeys were also named ordinary monkey kings and border kings of their respective ethnic groups.
All the monkeys were obedient to Ning Yuan, so this time the ceremony for the king was carried out very successfully.
However, the monkey group was only quiet for one day, and the conflict between the monkey group broke out again on the second day after the end of the king's ceremony.
The cause of the conflict between the monkey groups was the conflict between two short-term female monkeys due to the problem of the baby monkey.
The two female monkeys have very high status in their respective monkey groups. They usually walk sideways, so no one is willing to suffer.
Originally, they just summoned some female monkeys who are usually close to each other to come to help out, but when they fight, the big male monkey joins in.
Female monkeys usually fight with mouths, just like human women quarrel, they all move their mouths and rarely do.
In addition, the canine teeth of female monkeys are the same as those of humans. They are in a degraded state and are not very lethal. Even if they are bitten, they will not be seriously injured.
The adult male monkeys are different. They have two long and sharp canine teeth on each of their upper and lower jaws. If they bite, it must be at least a blood hole. In severe cases, they may be directly affected. To bite off a body part.
Adult male macaques are much larger than female macaques. One big male monkey can beat four or five female monkeys. Therefore, when one of the conflicting parties has a big male monkey to join the fight, the conflict between the monkey groups will further increase. upgrade.
In the wild macaque group, all the big male monkeys who can become the monkey king have been played all the way through the battlefield.
They want to sit on the throne of the monkey king, in addition to their own powerful strength, they also need the support of the female monkeys in the monkey group.
If they can’t get the support of the female monkeys, even if they can defeat the old monkey king, they are not qualified to become the new monkey king.
Therefore, in order to secure the position of the monkey king, they usually need to please the higher-ranking female monkeys in the monkey group.
Every monkey group is a small society, which is similar to the uncivilized human ancestors.
Strong males are responsible for protecting the safety of the ethnic group, while females are responsible for passing on the lineage so that the population can continue.
After seeing his wife being bullied by outsiders, the monkey king of the monkey group immediately led a dozen big male monkeys to rush up.
The monkey king of the other monkey group was also keeping an eye on the battle ahead. When it saw the opponent’s monkey king with more than a dozen big male monkeys, he immediately forgot Ning Yuan’s order yesterday.
In order to prevent his wife from suffering, it also brought the big male monkey around to join the battle.
When meets on a narrow road, the brave wins, the big male monkeys on both sides unanimously took the battlefield from the female monkey, and then bite together fiercely.
When the nearby elf knights arrived, the battle was over, and the group of monkeys on the defeated side was immediately dispersed. The big monkeys and the little monkeys fled together, and the winning side took up the losing side's territory arrogantly.
Looking at the monkey blood in one place and dozens of monkeys with varying degrees of trauma, the elf knights who rushed to the scene all showed bitter smiles.
"Your Majesty only gave them a meeting with great fanfare yesterday to enshrine kings, and today they have sprouted in the same way. What should I do? Do you want to report to your Majesty?"
"The macaques have this virtue. Your Majesty only finished the meeting for them yesterday, and today I will report to them that they are fighting again. Isn't this slapped in the face of your Majesty? I think it is better!
"But your majesty has ordered us to strictly guard the monkeys, and we must report to him immediately if there is a situation. If we don't report in time, we will blatantly disobey your majesty's order."
"Then let people go and inform Lord Victor as soon as possible. As for whether to report, Lord Victor has his own discretion."
"Okay, then I will immediately go to Master Victor and report to him the situation just now, you guys are watching here, don't let them fight again."
Just yesterday, Ning Yuan made a big fanfare and held a grand ceremony for the monkeys in front of a large number of Condor Army. As a result, the monkeys really didn’t give Ning Yuan any face. Just after one night, they gave it to Ning Yuan with actual actions. A loud slap in the face.
The elf knights were also very embarrassed about whether to report to Ning Yuan according to the facts, so they decided to hand this problem to the clerk Victor next to Ning Yuan to deal with.
When Victor learned from the elf knight that the monkey group had just hit Ning Yuan in the face with actual action, he immediately covered his forehead in pain.
After yesterday’s ceremony to seal the king, Ning Yuan had an expression full of confidence. As a result, the monkeys had reverted to their old ways today. If Ning Yuan knew about this, he wouldn’t be angry!
After waving his hand to screen away the elf knight who came to report, Victor hesitated for a long time, and finally decided to report to Ning Yuan the bad news that could easily increase blood pressure.
It’s not that Victor is not considerate of Ningyuan, but that the next plan for the deserted Hubei is really too important, and as the main implementers of this plan, if the monkeys are not obedient, it is likely that when the implementation is implemented, there will be various problems. An unexpected problem.
Therefore, in order for this plan to be implemented smoothly, even if it makes Ning Yuan irritated, he must report the situation truthfully. After all, he must solve the problem as soon as possible if he finds it. If he chooses to delay, minor problems are likely to occur. Directly evolved into a catastrophe.
After coming to Ning Yuan’s room with a sense of anxiety, Victor first filled Ning Yuan with tea, who was studying the sand table attentively, and then whispered a report: "Your Majesty, two more macaques have just played stand up."
咣当!
Hearing Victor's report, the tea cup in Ning Yuan's hand fell directly to the ground, and the tea inside was spilled on the floor.
"It's... fighting again?"
Ning Yuan asked difficultly, with surprise in his eyes.
"Yes, Your Majesty, two groups of macaques have fought again. There are dozens of monkeys who have suffered traumas of varying degrees. Now the elf knights have isolated them."
Victor replied in a low voice.
"These monkeys are really shameless."
After getting confirmation from Victor, Ning Yuan suddenly became angry and smashed the falling teacup with one foot.
After walking back and forth in the hall for a few laps with his hands on his back, Ning Yuan suddenly said, "Victor, immediately let the owl army assemble in an emergency, and then get all the monkeys to me on the narrowest square in the valley.
Let the macaques stay on the upper **** in the west, and the golden monkeys on the hillside in the east. Today I want to kill the chickens and scare the monkeys. No, I will kill the monkeys and respect the monkeys. "
"Yes, Your Majesty, I will make arrangements now."
Seeing Ning Yuan's blue veins violent with anger, Victor didn't dare to say anything, and took his orders away.
Soon, under the watch of the owl army, more than 300,000 monkeys came to the slopes on both sides of the valley in a dense crowd.
On the tree, on the rock wall, all the places where you can stand are covered with monkeys.
After all the monkey groups were in place, Ning Yuan immediately asked the elf knights to **** the two groups of macaque monkeys that broke out in conflict.
After ordered people to take away the juvenile monkeys and the little milk monkeys from the two monkey groups, Ning Yuan held the whip and came to the two monkey kings who slapped him in the face.
"Do you fart when I say it?"
"I just finished ordering you yesterday. You will put eye drops on me today, and I will kill you all."
"I want to ask for mercy now?
It's late, you hooligans just owe you to clean up. Don't try to hide during this fight today. "
......
Ning Yuan had a green face, and every time he muttered with mental communication, he raised his leather whip and drew a whip on the two monkey kings. After a while, the two monkey kings were drawn blood.
Seeing Ning Yuan's murderous appearance, the two monkey kings did not dare to escape at all. They could only lie on the ground and constantly cry and pray.
Seeing that the monkey king of the tribe was beaten to pieces, the other adult monkeys were all frightened. They all slumped on the ground to show their submission, their bodies trembling constantly.
"Okay, since you are more sincere in admitting your mistakes, this time I will go around you.
But the death penalty is inevitable, and the living sin cannot escape. In order to make you remember a little bit, I will punish you not to eat for three days. I just thought about it here.
If anyone dares to escape secretly within these three days, I will kill you directly and feed the dog. "
Seeing that the two monkey kings were about to be beaten to death by himself, Ning Yuan immediately stopped.
He secretly glanced at the hillsides on both sides, and after seeing that all the monkeys were very frightened, he was finally relieved.
But considering the stubborn nature of these monkeys, too light punishment would make them hard to remember, so he planned to continue the killing of monkeys.
"From today, all monkeys will stay here for three days, no one is allowed to leave without permission, and offenders will be killed.
You continue to stay on the hillside as a family, and I will let people airdrop the food for these three days.
Every monkey king in the group of monkeys gave me a restraint of his own people. If anyone fights for no reason, then your whole group of monkeys will come down to accompany them.
Also, I will only give you the opportunity this time. Next time which monkey group will cause me trouble again, I will kill the monkey king of which monkey group directly, and then re-recognize a new monkey king.
If you don’t want your wives and children to give other monkeys a bargain, then give me a restraint on your people. "
After calling down all the monkey kings, Ning Yuan pointed at the two hapless monkey groups and announced loudly.
Seeing the miserable companions in the valley clearing, all the monkey kings were frightened. When Ning Yuan allowed them to leave, they immediately flew back to the clan, for fear that the monkeys in the clan would give them back when they were away. They cause trouble.
For the next three days, all the monkeys stayed on the hillside obediently, watching the hapless ones in the valley suffer there.
In order to let the monkeys remember, Ning Yuan was really cruel this time. During these three days, he only asked the punished monkeys to send some clean water, without giving them any food.
On the first day, due to Ning Yuan's powerful pressure, the monkeys did not dare to make any movements even with their hungry chests and backs. They all stayed obediently in the circle Ning Yuan drew for them and were punished.
In the afternoon of the next day, Ning Yuan's pressure on them finally lost the strong hunger pangs. Several monkeys who were too hungry saw the monkeys on the hillside eating, and rushed to them desperately.
However, they had just rushed out of the circle Ning Yuan drew, and black shadows swooped down in the sky.
With a screaming scream, several monkeys trying to escape were all pierced by the heads of the owl warriors who swooped down.
Seeing that the same kind was killed, the monkey group on the hillside immediately rioted. Many monkeys instinctively wanted to run backward.
But they just ran out a few steps, and a large black shadow pressed up from behind them. UU Reading www.uukanshu.cOM
Seeing that the black shadows were just owl warriors of their own kind, the monkey group was immediately scared and stopped.
"All the monkeys immediately return to their previous positions, and if they dare to leave, they will be killed immediately."
Seeing that the monkey group was successfully stopped by the owl army, the elf knights immediately shouted at the monkey group and returned to the station.
Knowing that the guys who delivered food to them really dared to kill them, the monkey group immediately became honest, and then stayed quietly until the third day.
After learning from the past, on the third day, all the monkeys stayed honestly all day, no monkey dared to be naughty.
Even if the punished monkeys were about to roll their eyes when they were hungry, they did not dare to leave the circle Ning Yuan drew for them, and stayed until the sky faded.
After seeing the monkeys finally have a long memory, Ning Yuan appeared in front of the monkeys again.
After giving the monkey group a head drink, the next step is the sweet jujube session.
Ning Yuan first asked the druid to give emergency treatment to the dying monkeys, and then distributed ample food to all the monkeys.
After a trembling meal and a hearty dinner, the monkeys gradually walked out of the suppressed fear and regained some vitality.
In this way, under the offensive of Ning Yuan's sticks and carrots, the monkeys finally understood whose orders were not to be disobeyed, and they always remembered the terrible side of Ning Yuan.
This experience made them remember for life, so that they would not dare to defy Ning Yuan's orders even if they were to face death in the subsequent actions.
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