Only I Shall Be Immortal

I accidentally saw this in a joke book. It just makes everyone laugh

Wukong:

How are you! I miss you as a teacher, but you often have to give birth again. I can't leave for the moment. I heard Erlang God say that your junior brother Bajie's field is getting bigger and bigger. I wonder if you found some lovely sisters? Hey, if you smoke, the master wants to play.

Your younger martial brother's name has been figured out. The child was born with a peach blossom appearance. Sister Guanyin said that it was a fairy Tuosheng who harmed women in the world. I think in this case, let's have a more serious name! So I borrowed your word wuse.

Children are smart and beautiful, just like children in an animated cartoon. What's their name? By the way, what's the name of Xiaoxin. I wonder if you've seen it. It was painted by my children!

Tell me more about the child in your teacher's mother's belly. According to the new function forecast of Qianliyan, it's a girl. Now I'm relieved, but damn it (the master was forced to swear) this Xiaoxin has a second film. Isn't there an idiot sister in it? Shit. This is not to add to my block!

It's hard to raise children. If we had known this, we should not have killed too many people. How sad the mother of other people's monsters should be!

Well, don't say anything sad.

Now Tianting is also equipped with broadband. It will be more convenient for us to contact. I saw a film on the Internet two days ago. It was the Jade Emperor's old son who deliberately pretended not to talk to strangers. Your Shiniang watched it together. holy crap Isn't this a portrayal of my life. No wonder the Jade Emperor pretended this. It turns out that he and I are both victims of domestic violence. Your Shiniang saw it and didn't say anything. Just said something that makes me still depressed. Don't go to Chuang with strangers. Did she know about our whoring? Our teachers and disciples share weal and woe and see the truth in life and death. Who will betray me? Is it because Bajie hasn't given up on your Shiniang?

When I didn't become a Buddha before, beautiful women surrounded me. Now that he has become a Buddha, the days when he married his wife have become hateful. You shouldn't have listened to the Buddha group. Alas, I was greedy for the beauty of geese for a while. I really fell in love with that sentence, snake and scorpion beauty. It seems that this beauty is changed by snakes and scorpions. I wonder about your Shiniang's rich history.

Listen to my teacher's words: never marry a beautiful woman when you marry a wife

When your Shiniang becomes a teacher in confinement, she will go to play with you. I can't leave now.

by the way. Forget one thing, Erlang God's dog will be born, don't you always want one? Send him an email and it's not too late.

OK, master is going to wash diapers. Give you a QQ number that can find the master. A beautiful woman introduced to me.

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I hope I can bring you a happy smile