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Although crab is delicious, there are many taboos. Can be regarded as a hypocritical and arrogant thing. Not to mention that you cannot eat it with peanuts, cantaloupe, persimmons, pears, and ice cold drinks. This is not because the taste is bad, but because these things have to be eaten with crabs. The light ones are easy to affect the stomach, the diarrhea is inevitable, and the heavy ones are easy to food poisoning, and it is not worth the loss.

Not only that, even if there is no combination of these things, when eating crabs, you have to pay attention not to eat a triangular bony pouch in the center of the front of the shell-that is the stomach in the legend of crabs; you cannot eat from the stomach of the crab to the crab. The black line in the middle of the belly button (oh, where is this, it doesn’t matter if it’s hard to find), that’s the crab’s intestines, one intestine that goes to the end; and the crab’s careful liver and gills...

These things are dirty even if the crabs spit out 70 or 80 times, and they are not delicious. The most important thing is that they will be poisoned if they eat it. %>＿<%...If you lose your life, what else can you eat? Ah? !

So, the crab is just a queen who is not easy to wait on.

The most common ways to eat crabs are steamed and spicy. Regardless of the kind, a large amount of **** must be used, especially steamed, and two or three pieces of spicy **** must be added to each one. Because crabs are cold, **** is needed to get rid of them.

Steamed crabs are best made with the most original flavor, so after pouring a little wine and putting three slices of **** in the belly of each crab, Wenming covered the lid and started to steam. As for the spicy crab, it’s a lot more troublesome, but it’s not enough to eat just one flavorful crab... Uh, civilization thinks about it, here are all orcs and sub-orcs, men and things should be more resistant to women than women. Crab?

Spicy crabs are made of red and gorgeous, and the surrounding spicy peppers are even more gratifying. The aroma of chili and the freshness of crab meat are intertwined with hot water, and people can't stop saliva. Seeing that there are so many crabs, Wenming cut more than a dozen potatoes, cut them into thick potato slices, fried them in a frying pan, and spread them on a plate. Put simple crabs on top, and put two crabs on a plate. It is also steamed in the pot-so that if you can't eat more meat, potatoes can also fill your stomach.

The civilization they catch are big crabs that are at least half a catty, so there is no need for fried small crabs to eat. Besides, with so many crabs, although there are only three dishes, it is definitely enough for six people to eat on the table.

Parson couldn't eat more crabs because of her pregnancy. Wenming remembers that when her cousin was pregnant, she said she should eat less. It's best not to eat crabs for fear of having a baby. Civilization thinks that Parson is also a man at any rate (╯□╰)o. Parson hasn't eaten yet, so he can still eat one.

Although Parson sighed that he had no good fortune, he still endured it for the cubs in his stomach. Besides, since he became pregnant, his appetite has been greatly reduced. Fortunately, Chelsea said don't worry, his appetite will increase after a while, and it didn't make the two of them nervous. It's just that instead of eating a whole crab, he ate half of it steamed and half spicy. He ate half of the remaining potatoes alone.

Crusch waited for Parson to finish before eating his own portion. Everyone sees them like this. Although the crabs are indeed delicious and can’t help but eat more, they still leave a lot for Crusch—well, the father-to-be, or the "mother" to take care of the child, it's hard work.

The way crabs are eaten is very particular. People who don’t know how to eat crabs usually have meat with the shell, bite it, then chew it a few times, and spit out the meat with the shell. Civilization thinks this is a violent thing. You must know this There is not much crab meat. In the eyes of a foodie, wasting food or something is unforgivable.

Of course, in addition to this method of just feeding something (?), there are some people who eat crabs like this-first lift up the crab shell to reveal the soft and tender crab paste inside. After eating this, they are slowly sorting out. The crab body, break into two halves, eat and play and then eat the other side. After the middle part is finished, take the crab's claws and claws apart without any haste, and finish the work.

Civilization thinks, as long as it is delicious, there is no need to pay attention to so many rules, so even if you know the correct way to eat crabs, you should first uncover the round lid on the crab. If it is a female, you will see the yellow crab roe in the belly area-this is the best thing to eat on a crab! It must not be wasted. The only thing in the crab's stomach is the crab roe to eat. As for the places near the thighs on both sides, those white things like brush bristles are definitely not edible. After eating the crab roe, you can eat the crab meat.

Anyway, I don't eat in any high-end restaurant, and I don't need to let others see my dining etiquette. It's the kingly way to eat in my stomach. And while civilization eats, Palos helps, well, it’s so blessed to have someone peeling their shells or something~~

Dip the peeled and tender crab meat with **** juice, and eat it in one bite, chewing and chewing... Well, it's delicious, Palos also eats one... Unknowingly, six people have developed into The mode of feeding each other in pairs is now.

It is best not to drink tea or other beverages within an hour after eating the crabs. So Wenming mixes sugar and **** to make the soup, because it is not used for drinking after rain, so the spicy taste of **** is not very strong. Not only can satisfy Parson's appetite, but also solve the crab meat, especially the salty and spicy flavor of the spicy crab.

A few days after the "river crab" incident, several sets of sweaters, trousers, and coats that were prepared by Civilization for Palos for the winter were all ready. Hmph, he wouldn’t say that he also prepared couple scarves, couple hats or something...I wouldn’t tell Palos out plainly to make him proud!

After a period of hard preparations, Palos’s cellar has been packed full. What air-dried meat, bacon and bacon has accumulated "half of the country", and the remaining quarter is piled up with various vegetables, and finally left One-third of the pile is dried corn, potatoes, sweet potatoes, etc...

Basically, the contents of the cellar are enough for Palos and Civilization to survive a winter safely and comfortably. Because he had free time, Palos made a rare trip to the far door. He was planning to see if there was anything that would make civilization happy, but unexpectedly discovered that he had heard it from the mouth of civilization. That round little thing...

When Palos returned home in a good mood, he wanted to surprise civilization, but he didn't find civilization. I must have gone to Kluuch's house again? So he was going to put his things away before looking for him, but he didn't expect that he opened the door and entered the bedroom. He didn't give Wenming a surprise first, but let himself get a big surprise!

The black fur, the fine stitches, the warm style... The few sets of clothes on the big bed make Palos' eyes keep increasing, increasing, increasing... The curvature of the corners of the mouth keeps pulling up and up. Raise...

Why would he know this is his clothes? Of course it is a question of style and color! My darling has said that he is most suitable for black. And...Although his baby hasn't said it, Palos knows that Xiao Ming can't bear to freeze himself. He must have been preparing his own clothes early...

Sure enough... Palos happily touched every piece of clothing and touched boots, knee pads and the like, but I didn't expect it so fast... It seems that when he went out hunting, Xiao Ming must be rushing. With these things? He has to prepare food and store something...

As a result, Palos was moved with joy and immediately turned into heartache for civilization-he can't wait to see his baby, and then hugged him and gave him countless warm kisses. No, this is all I can’t express my deep love for him, I should... Yes, go to Kruch’s house and bring my love back!

But as soon as Palos walked into the yard, he heard a faint whimper from the bathroom, which made Palos's heart suddenly lifted-Palos is very sensitive to civilized breathing, and he can naturally hear it. This slight whimper doesn't mean happiness. Together, Xiao Ming is at home now... But, it seems something is not good? !

Three steps in two steps, Palos almost ran to the bathroom, opened the door, and saw a pale civilization walking outside. The two almost ran into each other!

"Palos, are you back?" Civilization patted his chest, calming down.

Palos looked distressedly at Civilization’s little **** face and moist lips. What happened just now? It doesn't seem to be a bad thing: "...Xiao Ming, what's wrong with you? Is something uncomfortable? Let's go to Chelsea right away! Don't be afraid, I..."

"Don't, don't don't," Palos faltered, and he was about to say something. A nausea rising from his abdomen made him swallow the rest of the words for a while, and quickly pushed Palos away. Turned around and ran back to the bathroom, "...vomit...vomit..."

Palos saw civilization retching, but he didn't vomit anything, but made his eyes red, and the big apricot eyes also showed a layer of physiological tears. With a pale face, they looked so pitiful. .

Palos didn't know what to do, so he gently stroked Wenming's back again and again, trying to make him feel better.

The civilization that vomited the acid in the stomach from the previous vomiting several times, this time it was unable to vomit anything. Being carried out by Palos, Wenci wiped his mouth, and rinsed his mouth with water, only to feel better in his heart-if it weren’t for the crab-eating day a few days ago, he would really think he was eating crabs. It made me suffer from the uncomfortable disease of diarrhea and diarrhea!

But... Nestled in Palos's arms, the civilization like a sad cat wondered lazily: What on earth did he eat? Um, fish, fresh, is killed while alive; fried cabbage, only peppers are used, but I, a Sichuanese, can eat spicy food; beef stew with potatoes is more normal, although I don’t eat that much, but at least Because I feel full, I don’t need to hold my stomach...

I carefully counted the things I had eaten, even the condiments carefully analyzed, and finally I carefully analyzed all the food I ate yesterday...The final conclusion is that there is almost nothing and then there is nothing. Let your "tough" gastrointestinal strikes. Of course, there is no possibility of mutual growth and restraint of these foods... Could it be that... the crabs really "lurked" a few days ago, and now they have finally "exploded"? !

Palos feels distressed by the melancholy appearance of civilization. Although he doesn't know why this situation happened in civilization, when he sees civilization so uncomfortable, he can't wait to replace him-the lord of the beast, Xiao Ming is so weak. Why are you still suffering from such an uncomfortable situation at such a small age?

After Wenming drank two cups of tea, his empty stomach felt much better, and of course he was a little hungry. When Palos saw this, it was useless to search for it to fill the stomach of civilization. After looking around for a week, I finally found a few pieces of dried persimmons on the table, with some tooth marks on the top piece. It is estimated that they had been bitten by civilization.

Civilization closed his eyes and slowly adjusted his "revolutionary" stomach, but the tip of his nose smelled sweet. I opened my eyes and saw that there was just a piece of intact yellow stuff, and Palos’s gentle voice came over his head: “Xiao Ming, are you hungry? Eat something to fill your stomach, and I’ll have the meal for today. , Goodbye, wait a while, I'll do it right away."

As a result, what Palos didn't expect was that when the dying civilization (?) saw the persimmon cake that he usually liked, his pale complexion changed and became even paler. His mouth was pressed tightly, and his cheeks could not help but bulge. Civilization suddenly vigorously waved Palos's hand holding the persimmon, left Palos's arms, and ran to the bathroom like flying. After a while, a civilized voice came out: "...ooh..."

The author has something to say: Let’s see, let’s see, steamed stuffed buns or something, they still need to come out after a lot of calls... Come on, come on, oops... When Shazai said: "Xiao Ming, you are probably carrying a stuffed bun! "

Xiao Ming’s child paper immediately said: la la la, painted by sand mouse, not very beautiful, laugh at you~(≧▽≦)/~