Original Again
Chapter 75: Absolute strength-Nazha!
Carrying the cub and the ball, Black and White quickly found a place to exchange clothes.
Most of the people who exchange daily necessities in the market are herbivorous orcs. Their hunting ability is poor. In order to live a better life, most of these orcs have learned a good practical skill, just like the brown earth tribe is good at animal husbandry. Like karma, each tribe has its own areas of expertise.
The tribe that is best at making clothes is called You Hu. It is said that the current popular clothing styles are basically invented by this tribe. In the clothes they make, there are almost no stitching gaps.
At the stall with the Hu tribe, Blake and Bai looked dumbfounded. They never knew that there are so many exquisite clothes in the cub's clothes!
For example, new born cubs need to wear "open crotch pants" for easy peeing at any time, grow up, wear shorts when it’s hot, long pants when it’s cold, and a robe when it’s colder, and wear a robe when it’s colder. hat-
The more he listened, the more guilty he became, and Blake felt that he was not caring enough for the cubs: the bald cubs in their family have grown up to now, only two pieces of clothing each year, a sack-like leather robe-to wear all year round; a sweater -It was originally worn all year round, but now the climate has become warmer and you can only wear it during the coldest time. As for Louis, what they did was even worse! Louis actually grew up streaking! (Now this sweater is still knitted by a baby.)
"You two dads are really too much~" The one who guards the stall is a female, which is different from the female of the Wash tribe. She looks like a soft girl at first glance, her voice is soft and soft, her palms are delicate and tender, and Sita and the others have completely different rough and callous palms.
The girl smiled softly. In her gentle introduction, Meng Jiuzhao's brows became more frowning, and Blake took out the bag containing the salt slabs—
stop!
Meng Jiuzhao suddenly held down Black's hand.
He doesn't want to hear others say Black and White like this!
You're not a girl, so why do you wear such an elaborate dress? Also, what kind of pants Louis is wearing now like this! Open pants?
Meng Jiuzhao can understand that he wants to sell more things so he fools people. However, while fooling people, he keeps saying that he will not raise cubs and take care of them. This is Meng Jiuzhao's reluctance.
The two fathers are very fragile in caring for the cubs. Haven't they seen that they are too guilty?
"I only need this, and this." Holding his father's hand, Meng Jiuzhao ran to the stall and only picked a small, two large and three pairs of trousers, the same one small, two large and three tops. He looked back and looked at him stupidly. Louis, Meng Jiuzhao finally added two more hats.
"Dad, we only need these." Meng Jiuzhao said seriously, looking up into Black's eyes.
Black hesitated a bit, but looking at the cub's serious eyes, he finally agreed.
Three sets of clothes and two hats cost a piece of salt stone, which is still a bit expensive compared to other stalls, but Meng Jiuzhao is too lazy to bargain with them.
Finding that they had only bought such a few things in the end, the other party was obviously not too happy, lazily took the salt stone that Black handed over, and threw the clothes they bought roughly.
"Is it really enough?" He didn't take that person's attitude to his heart at all. Bai just hugged his cub, "Is it really not cold? Dad still has a lot of salt stones."
Meng Jiuzhao nodded heavily, "With sweaters, it's not cold at all."
Seeing Bai and Blake’s uneasy eyes, Meng Jiuzhao put his arms around Bai’s neck and began to brainwash them: starting from the 60 years of living habits that can change human genes, it is said that if you wear them for 60 years, there will be the Hu nationality. After 60 years, they will lose their cold-resistant genes and become old cold legs + round legs that have to wear thick clothes.
"If we wear the thick clothing of the Hu tribe for sixty years, then there will be no possibility to take it off again."
Meng Xueba's theory was too convincing, Luoquan's legs were too ugly, and Blake and Bai were successfully persuaded.
Next, Meng Jiuzhao sat comfortably on his father's shoulders, pointed the country, and directed them to move around. So, in the following time, they ate delicious roasted mountain rats in the lynx tribe, and exchanged vats in the Manniu tribe. In addition to eating milk from start to finish, Meng Jiuzhao was also pleasantly surprised to find pepper powder that was used as a cold medicine by the stall owner in a remote tribe stall!
This is a barbeque artifact!
Meng Jiuzhao immediately decided to buy them all as gifts for Carat!
Cough... after all, it’s the salt and stone exchanged pepper with carat’s jerky~
Meng Jiuzhao directed them to wander around with the mood to make the fathers happy again. In addition to this purpose, he also wanted to see how far the other tribes had developed. He saw that the living standards of these tribes were basically the same as those of the Wash tribe. When it was about time, he was a little relieved.
He had vaguely realized that they had become visitors from another continent who had suddenly broken into this continent. If the level of production was too low, for the Wash tribe, having so many washes would only be a disaster.
Now it is found that the productivity of the two sides is basically the same, so whoever has the best fist~ Meng Jiuzhao is very confident about the force value of the Wash tribe, which has a group of female men such as Sita.
Just thinking of West Tower, Meng Jiuzhao heard West Tower's voice from a distance.
Sitting condescendingly on Bai's shoulders, he easily spotted Sita's figure and pulled Bai's clothes. Meng Jiuzhao motioned to his fathers to go to Sita's side.
Sita seemed to be in trouble.
Sita ran into trouble in the process of buying the skirt, a lot of trouble.
"Why don't you sell me the skirt?" Staring at the stall owner in front of him, Sita asked with a serious expression.
Behind the West Tower, Nazha Komachi also looked serious.
"Because! Because we only wear skirts for females!!" The legs stunned by her trembled, and the poor stall owner trembled.
"Your eyes can tell that I am not a female!" Sita took a step closer.
"...I..." I didn't even see that you were a female in any of my eyes!
The stall owner's mouth opened and opened, and after all he didn't have the courage to say this sentence, swallowing his saliva, he took a step back cautiously.
"Our stall...it really doesn't have your size..." Behind the stall owner, his tribe explained to Sita while holding him cautiously.
"Why... you try male clothes? You can definitely wear male clothes." He tentatively gave a suggestion.
"No!" Sita shot his proposal decisively.
"Hey~Which female from the country is this? You can tell her the truth directly?" The voice of laughter floated from a distance. Although the voice was soft and very pleasant, it could not hide the thick ridicule in the words.
Meng Jiuzhao frowned and followed the voice. He saw the speaker's face at a glance.
Got-it's a fox female who just sold them clothes.
"Our clothes are all expensive, can you buy them?" the female said grinning.
Since she grew up in a very simple environment, Sita did not hear the malice in the words of a female woman at all. She touched her pocket, and suddenly felt confident in her heart.
"Of course you can afford it, don't worry!"
"..." Who is worried that you can't afford it? ! The reaction of the other party was completely different from what I thought. There was a female female who choked and watched Sita took out two jerky from her pocket, and said stupidly, "I have two jerky~ I can definitely afford it. "A skirt", she finally couldn't help it, "The two meat strips want to exchange a skirt? It seems that you don't understand our euphemism. Let's be honest with you: different from the big five and three thick guys like you, The females here are very petite and exquisite, you can't buy clothes here at all!"
There is a female fox who speaks very unpleasantly, and Meng Jiuzhao is amazed to hear it. As a primitive person, it is really rare to be able to say a word of swearing without a dirty word.
This female must have grown up eating stinky tofu every day! ←Meng Jiuzhao judged.
This female must be violent with their Vash tribe! ←Meng Jiuzhao then thought.
Meng Jiuzhao, who was so happy, was upset again.
Meng Jiuzhao is a person who protects shortcomings in particular. It is tolerable or unbearable to watch people within the scope of his power being bullied!
Although he is usually the worst at swearing, Meng Jiuzhao feels that he must stand up.
So, jumping off his father’s shoulder, Meng Jiuzhao rushed to the Hu female and put on a fighting pose. Then, he was ready to curse—
"Why are you scolding others! You—"
He wanted to say that Sita and the others are more females than you. They treat every cub in the tribe the same, and carefully guide each cub’s life skills. They are the most gentle females!
He wanted to say that Sita and the others went to the battlefield and went to the kitchen. The cocoons on their hands were all worn out over time when they hunted and cooked. Seeing your hands that are white and tender without a cocoon, I am afraid that these clothes were not sewn by you. Right?
Meng Jiuzhao wanted to say a lot, but—
There is no word that can directly hit the opponent's vital points and overwhelm the opponent!
Damn it! He really never scolded anyone! Didn’t take this course in my last life!
Pointing to a Hu female, Meng Jiuzhao looked eager to cry without tears.
He must look stupid~
Just when Meng Jiuzhao was awkwardly wishing to find a place to sew in, a pair of big hands picked him up.
Uh-really "carry"-
As mentioned earlier, Blake is a beautiful man with gorgeous blond hair like the sun, clear eyes like a lake, and ruddy lips like a rose.
He also realized that his appearance seemed a bit eye-catching, so from visiting the market, Blake and Bai covered their heads with animal skins. Now, he took off the animal skin and the moment Blake showed his face, the scene His breathing stopped for a second.
Black became the focus of the audience.
"Focus"-Black brought his silly bald cub back onto his shoulders, and then familiarly said to Theta, "You can't buy clothes in this house."
Thinking back to what the baby said to him in the afternoon, Black repeated the 60-year genetic modification theory according to his own understanding.
"...If I wear too much, I will tie my legs."
Hey... What I said is "If you wear it for a long time, you will lose the cold resistance gene"~ Why does it become "If you wear it for a long time, it will become a looped leg"?
Meng Jiuzhao was stunned.
However, the looped legs are obviously better to understand than cold-resistant genes, and it sounds more terrifying.
The people onlookers quickly glanced at Sita and their legs without a trace, and then glanced at the legs of the Hu female.
Not to mention, the legs of Hu females seem to be a bit tangled!
When you look with skepticism, things that are straight will bend.
Besides, the legs of the Hu nationality females are not very straight?
The hairy legs that everyone saw were Hu nationality females who were so angry that they covered her legs with a piece of animal skin.
"What are you guys doing? Why don't you go and drive them away!?"
There were many suitors, Hu females, and several tall male orcs nearby shouted.
A lion male who is deeply obsessed with her stood up and decided to find a place for his sweetheart.
Turned into a prototype, the huge lion roared in the direction of Black and Sita, and he roared low after another.
This is a roar that represents insulting and showing off authority.
Hearing the roar, Sita was angry!
Well, in fact, because of the cursing of Hu females, it was too high, and there was no dirty word, so...Sitanazha and the others understand o(╯□╰)o (←Wash tribe females are pure Good female)
Meng Jiuzhao stood up and didn’t say a word of curse, so Sita and the others still didn’t understand o(╯□╰)o (←It’s not to blame them for this, Ah bald is too eloquent)
Black walked over and talked for a long time. Theta and the others only understood the three words for Luoquan and legs o(╯□╰)o (←Don’t expect primitive people to understand modern theories)
The male prototype of the Lion race sent by the female Hu came on the field and roared—
This time, Sita and the others understood in seconds.
The women understand, the women are angry.
Very serious consequences.
The grumpy Nazha immediately turned into a larger-looking female lion. Almost at the moment of her transformation, Naza had already swooped at the male lion!
Biting the frightened lion's head fiercely, Naza threw the opponent out like trash while shaking her head vigorously. The people present immediately heard the sound of broken bones.
Following the arc of the male lion's fall, a large amount of blood was thrown on the Hu nationality female who was pale in color.
The beautiful dress she was proud of was instantly dyed red.
Carelessly licking the blood at the corner of her mouth, Nuzha gave a **** smile to the pale female.
She only said a word.
"Dare to scold me, eat you."
A Hu female fainted screaming, and a bashful smell of body odor came out from under her skirt. Nuzha stroked her body with her paw, wiped her paw in disgust, and left.
As Naza passed by, the orcs one after another gave way for her in fear, and Naza returned to her companion like a queen.
Meng Jiuzhao's mouth opened into an O. At this moment, he had only one thought: In front of absolute strength, it is a scum to think carefully and carefully.
The author has something to say: Although the female men are usually very amiable, they are still a bit funny.
However, never forget that they are the highest predators at the top of the food chain on the mammalian continent.
Everyone might be a bit dissatisfied with Naza's approach, but this is a hunted and hunted orc society.
To an unfriendly enemy, you must never show weakness.
As strangers appearing in the assembly of other tribes for the first time, they must not be subdued.
Their minds are very simple, with only black and white in their minds.
I hope you don’t dislike Nazha.
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