Otaku Engineer in Great Tang Dynasty
Chapter 323: Red list, black list!
Chapter 323 Red List, Black List!
In the early morning, Wan Lai was completely silent, and the light blue sky shone from the east horizon carefully, and the new day gradually moved from afar.
Li Zexuan, who had just eaten breakfast, sat in the carriage with Tie Dan and went to the Imperial College to "school" together.
"It's selling newspapers! Selling newspapers! The freshly released Datang Daily, today's headlines, shocking news, dignified Guozijian doctors actually eat shit? Is there something hidden behind this? Or?"
On the way, I heard the news boy selling newspapers unexpectedly, but today’s selling newspapers is really...somewhat eye-catching!
"Sambo, go buy me a newspaper!"
Li Zexuan suffocated a smile and ordered.
Although he knew that Xiao Yu'er would write about the "eating shit" of Cui Shanyou and others yesterday, he was still curious how Xiao Yu'er would write it.
"Okay~ Master! Wait a minute!"
After a while, Sambo bought a newspaper and returned.
"Master, your newspaper!"
Sambo handed the newspaper into the carriage, then he sat back in the "driver's seat" in front of the car and continued to drive the carriage.
Li Zexuan took it and jumped directly to today's headline position. As expected, a very eye-catching headline came into view: Shocking news, the dignified Guozijian doctor actually eats shit? Is there a secret behind this? still is?
"Tsk tusk, Xiao Yuer's writing of this press release is getting more and more professional!"
When Li Zexuan saw the news headline, he felt that he had returned to the modern era. He smiled knowingly.
Tie Dan had just heard the advertisement of the newspaper boy selling newspapers outside, and had long been itchy to the content of the newspaper. At this time, seeing Li Zexuan picking up the newspaper, he also leaned over to take a look.
"In 496 BC, King Wu Helu fought against the Kingdom of Yue, but was defeated by the Kingdom of Yue. Helu died, and Fucha succeeded to the throne. After that, King Goujian of Yue heard that Wu was going to build a permanent navy army. Gou Jian ignored Fan Li’s opposition and went to attack Wu. As a result, he was surrounded and defeated. Fucha captured Goujian, and Fan Li quietly made plans to pretend to surrender."
"Nani? What's the situation? Don't you want to write Cui Shanyou "eating shit"? Why did you write that Yue Wang Goujian went? What is Xiao Yu'er going to do?"
Li Zexuan watched the beginning of the news, and he was a little bit stunned, and he doubted whether there was a problem with the printing department!
Looking at the iron egg, who was also in a daze, Li Zexuan sank his heart and continued to look:
"During his captivity, Goujian greeted her husband in every way in order to gain trust. One day. The husband was ill and needed to check his stool. In order to diagnose the disease of the husband, he tasted the stool of the husband himself, and the husband was very moved. Finally, he relaxed his vigilance on Goujian. , Put it back to Goujian."
"After three years of humiliation, Gou Jian tried his best to govern after returning to the country. With the concerted efforts of the Yue people, he made the construction of the Yue country stronger. Once, the husband sent to another country to attend a meeting and asked the Yue king to lead his troops to cheer. Gou Jian saw the opportunity. It has arrived. Killing the prince and arresting the husband, destroying the country of Wu."
"In ancient times, there was Yue Wang Goujian who lay down and tasted his courage and tasted his stool. Today, there are Dr. Cui Shanyou and others who eat **** before the meeting. What is the secret behind this? Next, you will listen to our reporter Xiao Yu'er.
Li Zexuan smiled when he saw this. He didn't expect that Li Yu would now cite the classics. It is really "666666". In this way, does the news section also have a cultural atmosphere?
"Haha! No, take the iron egg and watch it slowly! Take a break for the teacher!"
Li Zexuan was too lazy to watch the following plot, just wondering if Cui Shanyou saw today's issue of the newspaper, would they come to him desperately?
"Yes, Master!"
Tiedan took the newspaper, went to another sofa, and read it alone.
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"Tiedan, you and Sanbao go and paste this on the wooden plaque!"
In front of the school building, Li Zexuan took out a piece of red paper and a piece of black paper and handed them to Tie Dan.
He deliberately arrived two quarters of an hour early today, just to post the honor list and the shame list before the students came.
"Okay, Master!"
Tiedan took it silently. He didn't get the first place in this monthly exam, and he was still worried!
"Tsk tsk, not bad, one red list, one black list, the contrast is very sharp!"
After a quarter of an hour, Li Zexuan looked at the posted honor list and shame list, and said with satisfaction.
"Master, how come the Sambo think this black list is so ugly! Why are flowers painted on the red list, and on the black list...yes...yes..."
Sambo grabbed his head and said entangledly. As he talked, he seemed to have encountered something unspeakable and couldn't tell.
"It's a pile of shit, right?"
Li Zexuan said for the Three Treasures that he commissioned Ma Zhou to make the Red List and the Black List. In addition to being good at calligraphy, Ma Zhou is also good at Danqing. That Tuoxiang is really "very beautiful".
In addition to warning the students on the stigma list, Li Zexuan's design is also a bit of evil.
"Uh, yes!"
Sambo said embarrassedly.
"Haha! What's up with the shit? Haven't you heard that the king of Yue had eaten **** back then? Humph! These people dare to test the last five, so you have to be prepared to join the shit!"
Li Zexuan snorted and walked away!
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"Huh~~? Isn't that Mr.'s carriage? Why did Mr. come so early today?"
Sun Tzufan said in shock.
"Hey~~, Zifan, look at it, the Hall of Fame and Disgrace plaques that were empty before, have been posted today!"
Yu Dong pulled Sun Zifan's sleeve and exclaimed.
"Fuck, isn't it because the monthly test results have already come out?"
Sun Tzufan looked frightened, his legs were a little weak, this guy was scared! The fat beating his father gave him last time is still deeply imprinted in his heart!
"Ah~? Damn! It shouldn't be that miserable, right? Brother, I think my exam this time is not bad!"
Yu Dong just heard the words~www.ltnovel.com~ and felt a little guilty. He prayed in his heart that he would never be so unlucky!
"Why do you want to do so much? Go and see, don't you know? I don't believe that I will be on the stigma list!"
Kong Quan saved a sentence at the back, then held his head up and headed straight to the Hall of Fame and Shame. He was very confident!
"Damn, you are awesome! Dongcai, let's check it out too!"
Sun Tzufan gave a thumbs up from the back of the hole, and then dragged Yu Dongcai to walk over there.
Just as soon as he walked closer, he saw Kong Quancun's face dull and an expression of having a stool. Grandson Fan was taken aback and asked what's wrong with him? Could there be flowers on this list?
He looked at it unbelief, and of course he was looking at the shame list. He saw a big xiang painted on the top of the black list, and then he wrote: "The penultimate place: Kong Quancun!"
"puff!"
"Hahahaha! I'm so laughing! Haha, I'm so laughing!"
Sun Tzufan couldn't help it anymore and laughed wildly. Kong Quancun not only looked like eating shit, but he was also "eating shit" on the Hall of Fame. It was so funny! I don't know where he just came from. He was the first to come to see the list excitedly.
"Hahaha! Kong Quancun, why is your name under that shit? Haha, just like eating shit! This shame list made by Mr. is really fun!"
Yu Dong only glanced at it and found no his name on it. He couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief. Then he discovered the joke and laughed happily.
"Get out! Ah~ I'm fighting with you!"
Kong Quancun almost died of anger, he roared, he was about to come up desperately! ) Download the free reader!!
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