Otaku Engineer in Great Tang Dynasty
Chapter 325: Persimmon, shit?
"Well, you all got the test papers for this monthly exam. You know how you are doing. I won't read them one by one. I hope everyone will follow the honor list and keep a distance from the shame list! Kong Quancun, Song Tianyou, Duan Wenbo, Guang Gaohan, and Wang Meng are responsible for the hygiene of the teaching building this month! You must stay and clean the teaching building carefully after school every day. If I find that you are perfunctory If something is wrong, you continue to scan next month, do you hear it?"
Mathematical building.
Li Zexuan stood on the podium and talked about the results of the monthly exam. To be honest, he was very satisfied with the current mathematics hall. Any student in the mathematics hall took it out and went to some shops to be a clerk. They are all competent enough, after all, the modern counting methods and calculation methods taught by Li Zexuan are much more advanced than those of this era.
"I heard~~"
Hearing the second half of Li Zexuan's sentence, Kong Quancun, Song Tianyou, Wang Meng and other students on the shame list responded weakly, and then all of them flushed with embarrassment, wishing to lie on the ground and find a crack in their hearts. Secretly swear that I will go back every night this month to do my homework, and I will never be on the shame list again!
"Meng Wenhao, the number one in this monthly exam, rewarded his family with a free dining opportunity in Drunk Xianlou. Due to special reasons, this reward was cashed out the day before yesterday! Everyone knows that I am rich. If you want to eat poor me, Just try to get the first place!"
Li Zexuan said half-jokingly.
"Haha~~"
The students let out a kind of laughter, and they all knew that it would be impossible to feed Li Zexuan's family poorly.
"Okay, let's start class next! Today we will talk about the test papers for this monthly exam..."
"Puffy~~~"
Halfway through Li Zexuan's speech, a strange "pouch" suddenly came from the back of the teaching house, and everyone couldn't help turning their heads to look there.
"Fuck! Cheng Chumo, you are so disgusting that you **** in public in class! Nah~~, I can't stand it!"
Sun Zifan was the first to find the source of the sound. He saw a yellow, unidentified object on Cheng Chumo's stool. He thought of the weird "pouch" sound just now. Sun Zifan immediately concluded that Cheng Chumo was **** in public.
"Damn it, it smells! Cheng Chumo, you are too sneer!"
"Oh~~! Cheng Chumo, you are so sick!"
"Can't stand it!"
Hearing the screams of Sun Zifan, the students in the teaching house started to fry the pot one by one, regardless of whether they smelled the stench or not, they all began to criticize Cheng Chumo. Some students who were close to each other followed the direction of Sun Zifan’s fingers. Seeing the yellow object, they hurriedly covered their mouths and noses and "dispersed". Even Tie Dan, Qin Huaiyu, who has a very close relationship with Cheng Chumo, frowned and left their seats.
"Fuck, grandson, wherever you dare to slander me! This is not shit, but the persimmon I brought over today fell on the bench and broke!"
Cheng Chumo stood up and explained angrily.
This pot must not be carried! If it spreads out to let others know that he is **** in public in class, then where does Cheng Chumo still have the face to mess around in the dude circles of Chang'an City?
"Fart, that is obviously shit, Cheng Chumo, do you still want to lie?"
Sun Tzufan pinched his nose and retorted.
"Yeah! It looks like shit, Cheng Chumo, don't quibble~!"
"Oh~~, so disgusting!"
"It must be that you ate something unclean in the morning, and then you just had a stomach ailment and you popped out the shit!"
"Oh~~! Don't tell me, Dongcai, I'm so sick!"
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Cheng Chumo's explanation was obviously pale and weak, and the students onlookers expressed their disbelief.
"Fuck, it's really a persimmon, not shit! You don't believe that I will show it to you!"
Cheng Chumo was very anxious. In order to prove his innocence, he took out a yellow object on the stool and stuffed it into his mouth.
"Oh~~! I shit! Even if you **** in public, you still eat **** in public! Cheng Chumo, I misunderstood you! From now on, my grandson will not recognize you as a brother!"
Sun Tzufan froze for a moment, then retched quickly.
He thought that the yellow object was **** from the beginning. At this time, seeing Cheng Chumo eating the thing in public, the visual impact was quite powerful, of course he couldn't stand it.
"Oh~~! My god! I heard that eight doctors in our National Institute of Supervision went forward to eat **** yesterday. I didn't expect that some students would eat **** today. What happened to our National Institute of Supervision?"
When some students saw this scene, they immediately thought of the headlines on today.
"Oh~~! Can't take it anymore! Sir, you can control it!"
Faced with this situation, Cheng Chumo was a little dumbfounded. He ate and explained, "Fuck! Don't talk nonsense about your grandchildren. This is really a persimmon. If you don't believe you come and taste it, it's still sweet! You guys don't want to think about it. , How could my old Cheng eat shit? No, you see, I brought two persimmons this morning, one broke, the other is still good, look!"
Cheng Chu said silently, and by the way took out an intact persimmon from the desk drawer and showed it to everyone.
"Is that thing really a persimmon, not shit?"
"It should be! The family of Lu Guo is not poor enough to let Cheng Chumu eat shit, right?"
Cheng Chumo's efforts were not in vain, and many people still believed his words.
"Ahem, Chu Mo, I just saw a persimmon in front of the academy. You should have dropped it, right?"
Li Zexuan smiled and took out a yellow-orange persimmon from his clothes. UU Read www.uukanshu.com said narrowly.
Quiet! The church house suddenly fell into a strange silence!
Cheng Chu was dumbfounded. Since he dropped the persimmon in Li Zexuan's hand, what is the yellow object on the bench?
"Fuck! Cheng Chumo, I almost believed you!"
"Oh~~! So what you eat is really shit!"
"I remember! In the morning, I saw the youngest son of Assistant Teacher Mou from the four-door academy came to our academy. Quietly, the **** on your stool was caused by the kid?"
Wang Meng added wittily, Li Zexuan glanced at him with a smile, and said in his heart that this child is really wicked.
"Oh~~! Fuck, Wang Meng, why didn't you say it earlier, son of a tortoise? Oh~~! Get off! His mother can't take it anymore!"
Cheng Chu silently roared angrily, then staggered a few steps and ran out to throw up!
"Puff! Hahaha! I didn't expect Cheng Chumo to be so cheating!"
Upon seeing this, Wang Meng burst into laughter.
"Damn, awesome Wang Meng! So you are a lie! Haha! I thought it was true!"
"Hahaha~!"
The other students heard the conversation between the two and reacted. While laughing, they silently mourned Cheng Chu who was vomiting outside.
Li Zexuan shook his head. Of course, the persimmon he took out was not something that Cheng Chu silently dropped, but he brought it from home in the morning. He just wanted to tease Cheng Chu silently!
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Three shifts today, four shifts tomorrow, this month’s update will be more powerful! Now I have the confidence to ask for monthly tickets and recommended tickets! Haha!
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