Pampered Cute Mommy & Awesome President Daddy

"Lin Moge!"

Li Ye's face became so dark that he finally couldn't help but retched, and tears of vomiting were almost streaming out.

"Damn woman, dare you try such a disgusting joke! I don't mind letting you experience it yourself..."

Before he finished speaking, he retched a few times.

Looking at Master Li's reaction, Lin Moge's smile was a satisfaction.

The grievances I suffered today disappeared instantly.

But she still knew that she would stop when she saw it, or else she would really anger this killer god, and she would not even cry.

After wiping the tears from the laughter, he patted his sore **** and sat back on the sofa, finally calming down.

"Okay, okay, this time it's serious."

"Hmph, if you are not afraid of death, you can continue to challenge my patience!"

Master Li snorted coldly, and the disgusting and trembling scene in his head lingered...

But as calm as he was, he managed to endure it.

Li Ye is almighty, nothing can beat him.

If one disgusting joke doesn't work, then two.

However, Lin Moge was forced by Master Li's majesty and did not dare to risk his life again, so he could only reluctantly give up this excellent opportunity to kill Master Li in seconds.

After calming down, his eyes rolled, and another joke came to mind.

"There is a bird that flies over a field of corns every day. It can see the corns in the land go through a series of hard work such as fertilization, watering, weeding, etc. In summer, after another cool and warm autumn, it was finally the harvest day. But just before the harvest, a fire broke out in the cornfield. It was a fire that burned all the corn."

This story was told in her soft voice, but it seemed to be a sad story.

Li Ye's mood was attracted again...

"In the early morning after the fire, when the bird flew over the rice field again, it suddenly fell and died...Do you know why?"

After Lin Moge finished speaking, he looked at the man in the hospital bed who was listening carefully.

Li Ye used all the brain cells and came up with countless possibilities.

Shot by a hunter? Feelings for Bao Mi Di, so sad?

Otherwise, the temperature is too high after the fire, and the bird is cooked?

But they were all rejected by Lin Moge.

Li Ye spread his hand and said to give up, "Let's talk about it, why you died."

Lin Moge blinked his big watery eyes and spit out an answer, "Because the corn became white popcorn after being burned by the fire, when the bird flew over, it thought it was snowing, and it froze to death. ."

Thinking it was snowing, it froze to death...

so cold……

hiss……

Master Li couldn't help but shudder, it was so cold!

What a cold joke.

"Hahaha..."

Lin Moge looked up to the sky again and laughed, but this time he was amused by Master Li's expression.

It is so funny that Wushuang's face can make such a tangled expression!

Li Ye's face became darker and darker, and he faintly felt that something was wrong.

It was meant to make this woman amused by telling jokes, but why did it seem the other way around?

Now this woman is smiling and trembling, but he is tortured?

As time passed by, Lin Moge's silly joke class continued...

It was over until she had a dry mouth and moved all the stock in her little head.

But by the end, it was already late at night.

Originally speaking, the cold joke was not only a technical job, but also a personal effort. Her small body was about to be taken apart.

Especially the stomach, now there is a soreness when it moves, obviously it is too much to laugh.

Li Ye's cheeks were too sore, and his facial expressions were so rich tonight. He made all the expressions that he hadn't done in decades. It's really "thanks" to this woman.

Forget it, the day will be long, this **** woman will surely beg for mercy from Li Ye.

Because Li Ye did not allow her to leave his sight, she could only sleep on the sofa with a blanket.

Fortunately, the room is warm enough and the sofa is comfortable enough.

In addition, it was so hard to laugh just now, so that he fell asleep in a short while, and even forgot that there was a pervert in the room.

I don't know how long I slept, but in a daze, I heard a reluctant voice with a little hoarseness.

"Lin Moge..."

It must be a dream, and the person in the dream is talking.

She arched her body and continued to sleep.

"Lin Moge! Help me to the bathroom!"

That voice was reluctant and urging.

He closed his eyes tightly, motionless, and continued to pretend not to hear.

Isn't it just the bathroom? He can go by himself during the day.

Oh no, it seems that Yue Yong is helping him during the day.

So what, he can do everything, isn't there anything that can be hard for him? Such trivial things as going to the bathroom are definitely not a problem.

Li Ye took a deep breath, and her cold tone made her feel excited.

"I count to three, if you pretend to die again, I don't mind letting you wash your stomach again!"

Stomach lavage!

Thinking of the scene of being "ruined" by him in the bathroom before gastric lavage last time, Lin Moge grunted up and sprinted to the front of the hospital bed at a speed of 100 meters.

As the saying goes, a female man can bend and stretch, this time, she still bears it!

Using a thin body as a human crutch, he helped him stand up and moved hard to the bathroom step by step.

Lin Moge couldn't help but yawned, with a look of dissatisfaction, "I thought President Quan, you can fly to the sky and escape, do everything, how come you have to wait in the bathroom..."

Ye Li glanced at her coldly, if he hadn't gotten dizzy when he got up just now, he wouldn't wake her up.

This **** woman, there are so many words in the middle of the night.

Her height was just right for him as a human crutches, and she held his arm.

This man's figure is taller and taller than seen, especially the weight, which is almost heavier than Taishan, and her shoulders hurt.

"Quan Jianli, should you lose weight? You're dead again! Just like a dead pig."

"Shut up, my body is the most standard. Unlike some people, skinny and skinny, it's really unattractive."

Li's face was expressionless, and he choked her to death with a casual sentence.

He pursed his mouth and murmured dissatisfiedly, "I didn't let you see it anyway!"

Opening the bathroom door, she was about to retreat, but was hooked by his powerful arm and slid straight into his arms.

The two bodies squeezed into the small bathroom, always feeling a little awkward.

"Can you do it yourself? Let me go out!"

She was struggling and was about to squeeze out, and at the same time his body staggered a bit, almost fell, startled her.

He quickly helped him stand still, but he didn't dare to move anymore.

Forget it, she didn't care about him because of his limbs.

It's not enough to close your eyes.

Thinking of this, I mumbled again, "You...hurry up, I will bear it for a little while."

Seeing her eyes closed tightly, Master Li's handsome cheek twitched slightly.

Is this **** woman so disgusting with his little brother?

You know that other women are just like babies, so I want to confess.

Why did she look bored when she got here, so unwelcome?

In the narrow space, the bodies of two people are close together, and an ambiguous factor is fermenting in an instant.

Lin Moge closed his eyes tightly, but for a long time, he heard a hoarse low voice from the top of his head, "Help me..."

what?

Help?

Isn't this guy even asking her to help the younger brother?

Lin Moge couldn't help but shudder, but after another thought, didn't he be like this all day?

Starting from eating breakfast, she obviously had hands, and she had to feed her.

It seems to be torturing her again now.

Forget it, when he was completely paralyzed and his brain disabled, she could see nothing with her eyes closed anyway.

Helping the younger brother and pouring tea are the same thing.

Yes, she is just taking care of a patient...

After thinking about it this way, I felt more comfortable.

Still closing his eyes, he took a deep breath, held his waist with one hand, and reached into his hospital gown pants with the other hand...

Li Ye was taken aback by her bold behavior, but immediately understood that she had misunderstood him.

But there is no explanation, but the corners of the eyes and eyebrows, together with the corners of the mouth, are raised high, showing a playful smile, so that you can see the amazing.

But with such an amazing smile, Lin Moge was not blessed to endure it, because she had closed her eyes to death since just now.

"Hey? Why can't I find it?..."

The trousers of the hospital gown were so big that she didn't find the target for a long time, and couldn't help but mutter, "Sure enough, it's too small, it's just looking for a needle in the sea..."

Needle in the haystack?

Creak.

It was the voice of Master Li gritted his teeth.

This **** woman actually said that his little brother is a needle!

Uncle can bear it, aunt can not bear it!

However, she still closed her eyes, she couldn't feel the distortion of Li Ye's face at all, and she comforted her heartily.

"My words are too straightforward, but you don't mind. Parents who are affected by physical hair and skin are determined from childhood. No matter how hard you work the day after tomorrow, you can't change it. You have to maintain a good attitude and face up to this shortcoming. OK... it’s okay to be small, it’s not that it’s short and good, but small and precise, right...

"Lin Moge!"

Li Ye couldn't help it anymore, where did this dead woman go.

"I asked you to help me! Not my little brother!"

"Ah? You... What do you mean? Then... Then you said..."

She hesitated, her face turned red and hot instantly.

Quickly retracted his little hand.

Fortunately, fortunately, I didn't meet it, or I would have to do it hundreds of times today.

The **** man, it was clear that he was punishing her! Can't you speak more clearly?

Seeing her blushing and flushing, people can't help but want to take a bite.

Li Ye's mood also improved, the clouds cleared, and the phoenix eyes were shining again.