Participating in a love show, this little guy is too down-to-earth

Can you hear the subtext in Pei Jingshu's words?

Every time when Gu Huaian wanted to do something, Pei Jingshu's first reaction was not to refuse, but to tell him and remind him that there were still cameras here.

And what is the subtext in the sentence "there is a camera"?

If you can't do this with a lens, can you do it without a lens?

Gu Huaian said before that what she wanted to touch was not her hands but other places. She said she couldn't do it with a camera. Does that mean she can touch it without a camera?

Now when there was a camera, Gu Huaian merged two beds and made it clear that he would sleep in the same bed with Pei Jingshu. Pei Jingshu reminded him that there was a camera. Does that mean that if there is no camera, he can sleep in the same bed?

Realize this...

"Ahhhh!!!"

Those audiences were really sour, and those fans were really going to explode on the spot!

Isn't this more uncomfortable for them than a shark?

It's really better to just hit the shark with a knife and they will get it!

"no……"

What left everyone speechless the most was that Gu Huaian, a veteran, asked the program staff, saying:

"What time is it? Why don't you turn off the broadcast?"

Even though "Crystal Love Season" was a live show, it was shut down at the right time. It was a good thing that they had no intention of shutting down the show.

The staff is cold-faced and doesn't reply.

joke!

It's the most exciting time. Turn off the broadcast at this time. Are you kidding me?

Gu Huaian rolled his eyes helplessly and had to help Pei Jingshu put her luggage first.

She has a lot of stuff, and she needs to use a lot at night. Among other things, she has to take off her makeup, wash her face, and do some skin care.

"Have you eaten anything tonight?"

Watch her pack her things. Gu Huaian can't help much. He usually doesn't wear makeup or skin care or anything like that. He just washes his face and that's it. He feels like he can't understand what these girls are doing.

It's quite late now, it's already past eleven o'clock in the evening. Gu Huaian sang and danced on the stage tonight, and even helped Pei Jingshu carry the boss's luggage for a while. It was a great physical exertion. It was already late tonight. After eating, I am still a little hungry now.

"Eat it."

Pei Jingshu replied softly, she was not hungry.

"What to eat?" Gu Huaian was curious.

"Cucumber." Pei Jingshu said a little pitifully.

"Well, what else is there?" Gu Huaian thought there was something else.

But she looked at Gu Huaian with very pure and innocent eyes and said:

"No more."

"Did you just eat a cucumber?" Gu Huaian couldn't help feeling a little distressed.

He knew that Pei Jingshu controlled her figure more harshly than many female stars. Otherwise, how could she be so white, glowing, and delicate like an elf?

Just look at how thin she is...

"Um……"

Pei Jing Shuzhen nodded lightly. In fact, she didn't feel it until others said it. When others said it, she felt that she was... really a little pitiful?

Gu Huaian shook his head and hugged Pei Jingshu as if he felt distressed.

Pei Jingshu smiled and was about to say that she was used to this kind of life, when Gu Huaian's thief-like voice suddenly came to her ears:

"Your sister and the others should go to rest, right?"

"Ah...ah?"

Pei Jingshu was stunned for a moment. She didn't realize what Gu Huaian meant, so she just replied subconsciously:

"They should all go to rest."

Pei Ya has not been as strict with Pei Jingshu lately, maybe because she knows she can't control her, so even if Pei Jingshu wanted to sleep in the same room with Gu Huaian at night, she didn't stop her.

Of course, the main reason is that he knows that nothing will happen to the two of them even if they sleep in the same room on the show. Gu Huaian is not so brainless.

"Okay, then take off your makeup first..."

Gu Huaian nodded, said a few words briefly, and ran to the kitchen.

Pei Jingshu raised a question mark, not knowing what Gu Huaian meant...

Their family has a kitchen. This program is called "Hello Life Partner". It focuses on a lifestyle. Each family has its own independent bathroom, kitchen, etc.

Although Gu Huaian hasn't used it yet, it's not like he can't use it.

It is worth mentioning that the sponsor of the gas stove is still the original sponsor of "Crystal Love Season".

When the camera showed Gu Huaian, the old man raised his hand and took out two packs of braised beef instant noodles from the cabinet!

"...You don't take Mother Jiang's words seriously!"

The audience couldn't stand it anymore. Everyone didn't know when this old man hid two packs of instant noodles again!

This side...

I didn’t buy it during the day either.

Gu Huaian brought it in his suitcase when he came here.

When I record a program, I often record until the middle of the night. I can make some late-night snacks when I'm hungry. This thing is very convenient.

It is worth mentioning that Gu Huaian also brought a can of lunch meat.

"Gurgling..."

Late at night, on the kitchen stove, the red braised beef instant noodles are boiling in the pot, with hot bubbles constantly rising, and two pure white poached eggs floating on it...

Place the sliced ​​lunch meat in a bowl on the side.

This picture really makes people feel like they are moving their index fingers.

"...I never thought I could be craving for a pack of instant noodles so late at night!"

Some viewers are starting to get greedy, and people who release poison late at night are the most hateful.

Of course, there are occasional viewers who say that Gu Huaian has never changed. After nearly a year, he has become as popular as he is, but his midnight snack is still cheap and "unhealthy" instant noodles...

Talent.

Pei Jingshu didn't take off her makeup quickly, and Gu Huaian didn't cook it very quickly either. Just when Gu Huaian finished cooking the noodles and took them back, Pei Jingshu just finished taking off her makeup.

Originally, Pei Jingshu didn't know what Gu Huaian was doing, but when she opened the door and looked at Gu Huaian holding two bowls of fragrant instant noodles...

I was a little touched at that time.

As she has grown up, she seems to have never had such a thing as a "late night snack" in her memory. She was not allowed to eat it at home since she was a child, and she has to control her figure after work, let alone such a thing.

The family cares about her upbringing, her sister cares about her figure management, and only Gu Huaian cares about whether she is hungry.

She finally understood why Gu Huaian asked her sister if she should go to rest. If her sister didn't go to rest, she would definitely not be allowed to eat.

She still remembers that the last time she had this was when she was filming "Crystal Love Season" in Yunnan. She secretly ate a small bowl with Gu Huaian while her sister was away that morning, but when she came back, she was pulled over and scolded by her sister...

fall!

"Quick, eat while it's hot..."

Gu Huaian wiped the chopsticks with a tissue before handing them to Pei Jingshu. At this time, Pei Jingshu had already taken off the makeup she wore tonight. Even so, her facial features looked quite delicate, and her eyebrows were not very sharp. It's light, the skin condition is not bad, and the facial features are still very full and delicate.

Instead of wearing the skirt, she changed into a pink home nightgown.

The skirt is quite long, but there are also two jade lotus-like calves exposed in the air, which looks very attractive...

The pajamas she originally brought were pants, but she thought that Gu Huaian would like to look at skirts, so she simply changed into a skirt.

"Um."

Pei Jingshu took off her chopsticks and started eating slowly.

She ate very gracefully, with one small hand holding her dark hair on one side, and with the other hand holding chopsticks, she picked up a few noodles and brought them to her lips. She raised her chin slightly, pursed her red lips and blew on them gently. , then stuffed the noodles into the cherry mouth...

She ate in small bites, very slowly, making almost no sound...

Watching her eat is sometimes a pleasure.

But when the camera showed Gu Huaian, the old 6...

"Hoo! Hoo!"

"Chiliu..."

"Suck..."

"Chichi!"

But I saw this old man holding a chopstick in one hand and picking up a lump of noodles from the boss!

Open your mouth and blow hard!

After blowing it for a while, I stuffed it into my mouth in one mouthful. Not even saying anything, I sucked the noodles from the back into my mouth.

"...Can you get out, Gu Laolu!"

The audience couldn't stand it any longer. They obviously enjoyed watching Sister Pei eat so slowly, but when this old 6 came out, he just shattered their filters!

Sometimes, everyone feels that Gu Huaian and Pei Jingshu are not from the same world. How can this village-style old man be worthy of such a civilized and cultivated Sister Pei!

"Eat slowly..."

Pei Jingshu laughed and couldn't help but take out a piece of paper and hand it to him.

"got used to……"

Gu Huaian wiped his mouth. This was how he usually ate. He explained to Pei Jingshu:

"When I was a kid, I went out to play with a group of kids. Everywhere I heard people yelled at me to go back to eat. I wanted to eat quickly and then go play, so I wolfed down a meal when I got back, and left immediately after eating..."

Also because I went back late, the rice was already cold when I got back, so it wasn't hot when I ate it and it was easy to gobble it up.

Pei Jingshu smiled slightly. She had been to Gu Huaian's hometown, so when Gu Huaian said these words, she couldn't help but have some pictures in her mind.

"Huhu..."

Outside the window, for some reason, the wind suddenly started blowing, and even the windows were blown open.

The windows here are designed to open from the inside out and can easily be blown open without locks.

In the room facing the sea, the sea breeze blew in and moved the curtains. Fortunately, there was nothing placed by the window, otherwise it would definitely fall...

"Besides carrots, what else do you like to eat more?"

Gu Huaian stood up, closed the window, and asked Pei Jingshu casually.

He remembered that Pei Jingshu ordered him a carrot bun that night when he sang in "Time Singer". To be honest, he didn't like carrots very much. Half of the people in the world loved coriander, but Gu Huaian, who loved carrots, dared to Definitely less than half.

"Hmm...cilantro?" Pei Jingshu said casually.

Gu Huaian: "..."

Gu Huaian was silent for a while.

"Ha ha……"

The audience was all happy. It was almost universally known on the Internet that Gu Huaian did not eat coriander. Pei Jingshu made a mistake.

She lightly covered her red lips with her beautiful hands and giggled, saying:

"Just kidding, I can eat coriander but I can't say I like it."

Gu Huaian rolled his eyes, thinking that Pei Jingshu had also learned how to joke...

Speaking of this, Gu Huaian suddenly seemed to have thought of something, his eyes lit up, and he asked again:

"Then do you have the kind of food that... just... doesn't look like something you would eat, and then you wouldn't be able to tell others about it, and you would feel embarrassed about it, the kind of food that you prefer?"

What Gu Huaian said was a bit convoluted, and it took Pei Jingshu a while to understand. She couldn't help but smile:

"what do you mean?"

Let alone Pei Jingshu, the audience didn't understand.

Gu Huaian grinned and said:

"It's like the roasted sweet potato that Shizuka likes to eat in "Doraemon". It's the kind of food that you can't tell others because of your bad taste."

As soon as he said this...

"..."

All the audience, including Pei Jingshu, were stunned for a moment.

then……

"puff……"

"Hahaha……"

Everyone laughed like crazy.

Barrage blast:

"Gu Laolu, do you want to see what your kid is talking about!"

"I always thought he was a middle school boy, but I didn't expect him to even watch "Doraemon"!"

"? Please explain to me clearly why "Doraemon" is not the second one!"

…

[Ding, the host has successfully grounded himself and gained exposure, and the points are +91X20! 】

It's also funny. When Gu Huaian mentioned "Doraemon", even the system gave him points.

Pei Jingshu's watery eyes were also filled with smiles. She lightly covered her red lips with her beautiful hands, giggled and said:

"I don't like to eat sweet potatoes very much. I eat them often in winter. I have enough."

Sweet potatoes are a low-calorie food, which is very good for people who control their weight. In winter, the nutritionist will prepare sweet potatoes for Pei Jingshu. It is okay to eat just now, but if she eats too much...

No matter how delicious this sweet potato is, it can't compare to the barbecue milk tea or hot pot rice and chicken.

"Um……"

Gu Huaian nodded and said:

"I also think you don't seem like a contrasting person."

It must be a joke to say that Jingxiang loves sweet potatoes. Gu Huaian first asked because he wanted to ask Pei Jingshu what she likes to eat, and he could help her make it tomorrow.

At this moment, Gu Huaian also planned to ask directly...

Who would have thought that before he opened his mouth to speak, Pei Jingshu suddenly said:

"It's not like there's nothing like what you said..."

"Um?"

Gu Huaian raised his eyebrows slightly and asked with a smile:

"for example?"

"for example……"

Pei Jingshu was a little embarrassed to say this, her pretty face was full of hesitation, she lowered her head and said with a wry smile:

"Why don't you say it? I regret it and don't want to say it anymore."

"no!"

Gu Huaian sternly refused.

Netizens also expressed that they would not let us in on anything, even a little secret. Sister Pei, you really don’t treat us as human beings!

"Oh, just tell me, tell me..."

Gu Huaian, the old man, was much more pleasing to everyone this time, and he used to pester Pei Jingshu.

Pei Jingshu couldn't stand others pestering her. She felt a little ashamed before saying after a while:

"Does stinky... stinky tofu count?"

As soon as these words came out...

"..."

The screen went silent for a moment.

Even Gu Huaian looked at Pei Jingshu in disbelief.

"No...Sister Pei, you..."

Soon, the barrage went crazy!

"Fuck, it's over, my filter is broken..."

"My goddess actually likes to eat stinky tofu?!"

"Ahhh! I can't stand it!!!"

"Gu Laolu, what's your expression? Even if Sister Pei likes to eat stinky tofu, you can't dislike it! Ning Ye deserves it!"

…

"What...what's wrong? Didn't you insist on telling me?"

Pei Jingshu lowered her head and did not dare to raise her head to look at Gu Huai'an. She felt ashamed. Gu Huai'an clearly wanted to know. Why was he staring at her like that?

"No, I mainly...well, I really didn't expect it."

Gu Huaian patted his chest as if feeling relieved.

yes!

No one expected it!

A beauty like Pei Jingshu, who is as beautiful as a fairy, is known to have a beautiful face, so why would she like to eat food like stinky tofu?

Is it true that everyone is just like Shizuka Nai Green Tea, even though she is a beautiful woman?

What the hell!

Gu Huaian even wondered whether this was true and whether Pei Jingshu was teasing him...

The funniest thing is...

After a while, the old man actually asked:

"Isn't stinky tofu made of stinky socks?"

At that time, Pei Jingshu thought the topic was over and was eating noodles...

As soon as a piece of noodles entered my mouth, I didn’t even have time to taste it carefully...

"Pfft...ahem..."

She squirted right away.

Stop talking about her...

"puff……"

"Gu Huaian!"

"What kind of crazy brain do you have, kid!"

"How could stinky tofu be made of socks?!"

"Haha... I finally understand why this old man had such a strange expression just now. He was thinking about this for a long time..."

"a ha ha ha……"

…

The barrage made everyone laugh like crazy.

Everyone just looked at Gu Huaian's expression and felt something was wrong. Pei Jingshu was just eating stinky tofu. Although the contrast was not unacceptable, there are always people who have this special hobby. Besides, the audience for stinky tofu is not low in the first place... …

Gu Huaian's expression shouldn't be so strange!

But now when he said these words, everyone immediately understood why!

Co-author In this old 6's mind, stinky tofu is made of stinky socks!

What the hell!

"Ahem...what are you talking about...ahem...what kind of duck are you talking about?"

Even Pei Jingshu asked Gu Huai'an helplessly and funny while wiping her mouth.

What does stinky tofu have to do with stinky socks?

When the camera showed Gu Huaian, the old man still had a harmless look on his face. His eyes were very pure and innocent. For a moment, Pei Jingshu even doubted whether what he said was really right. That stinky tofu was If it’s not real, it’s just made of stinky socks. Is the stinky tofu I’ve loved eating for so many years real?

He was so determined that some netizens were dumbfounded. Some netizens really suspected that he was wrong and asked Du Niang how she made stinky tofu!

But who knew, right after that, Gu Huaian, the old man, actually said:

""Ah Shai", didn't the comics I read when I was a kid say that stinky tofu is made of stinky socks?"

As soon as these words came out...

"..."

direct!

All netizens, including Pei Jingshu, were completely silent!

following……

It’s the overwhelming “online newspapers”!

"Gu Huaian, you uncle! You*\u0026amp;amp;%￥#@..."

"I really suspected that the stinky tofu was made from stinky socks, and I actually went to Du Niang to ask!"

"You...haha...you..."

That night, countless viewers watching the show burst out laughing, and the barrage went viral:

"Hey, Gu Laolu, what do you want me to say to you?"

"Even "A Shai" is out???"

"666! As for the whole job, it's you!"

"That's a comic, bro, there's no way you can take it seriously!"

In addition to these, some netizens also commented:

"Gu Huaian, a former wise sentence maker, is now the king of bad jokes!"

…

How many days will it take to sprinkle this sugar? It’s all determined, just take your time.