Participating in a love show, this little guy is too down-to-earth

Chapter 278 Free and open bandits come down the mountain to rob and prostitute for free! He lifted S

"Have it?"

Gu Huaian scratched his head and pretended like nothing happened and he had done nothing.

To be honest, Gu Huaian was really embarrassed at the moment. Shang Zhuoyan's umbrella might have been damaged because of slapping him, but it was still able to hold on. But Gu Huaian didn't even have an umbrella in his hand, and he came here in the rain. of.

If I hadn't just soaked a paper towel at the door for a long time, I might be dripping with water now...

The key is that he caught a cold this morning, his nasal voice was particularly strong, and he looked a little pitiful when he got wet.

Gu Huaian is quite handsome, and he has a bit of the temperament of a little puppy. Once he got wet, he happened to be on the stairs again. He was at the bottom where Shang Zhuoyan was at the top. His embarrassed eyes looked like It's a bit pitiful, just staring at it...

Well, most girls really can't refuse.

"..."

Shang Zhuoyan was silent for a moment, feeling a little soft-hearted after being stared at.

She turned her head arrogantly and said casually:

"It doesn't matter if you have it or not."

After saying that, she turned around and entered the room.

After putting the things on Shang Zhuoyan, Gu Huaian also went back to change clothes. He had a cold in the morning. Now that he was caught in the rain, he felt a little worse. Gu Huaian quickly got some cold medicine.

That is to say, I am so young. I took some medicine and rested for more than an hour and sweated a little. During lunch, I was bouncing around like a normal person.

That is to say, just after lunch, the program team's loudspeaker shouted throughout the Whale Village, saying that "materials are free for the first time", everyone should go grab the materials!

There is a "supply store" in the village. The guests can spend all their money there. There is food, drink and entertainment. Basically everything is available, but it is not cheap.

Gu Huaian and Pei Jingshu went to have a dinner during the opening last week and missed it. It is said that Sister Jiang Yao almost squandered all the money Gu Huaian earned from the "1v5" that night. Just now Jiang Yao said that she "had no money to eat." and so on, and then called Shen Yuqi and Han Xiangyi to do some massage, spa, scraping and other things to earn some money from the guests.

I didn’t expect that this supply store would be “open for free”!

"Quickly, go grab something!"

At that time, Jiang Yao, Shen Yuqi, Han Xiangyi, and Xiang Zi were discussing what to do. When they heard that it was free, they got very excited. Several girls were chattering, and they reacted quickly when they saw how excited they were, and ended up going out. In front of the children, they were looking for sun hats and coats. By the time they went out, it would be five or six minutes later.

Oh yes, I forgot to mention, the rain stopped.

The rain at the beach comes and goes quickly. It has been raining all morning. Why doesn't it stop?

It’s also interesting that it suddenly cleared up just after the rain stopped. The day was so mysterious that it felt like writing a novel...

"I hope your family will starve to death!"

Gu Huaian stepped on a flip-flop and came downstairs, grabbed a coat and ran out.

When he arrived, Xu Shiyun, Shang Zhuoyan, Shen Qingqing and the three male guests were also there looking at what they wanted to get in the store.

Although it is free, each of these guests still "select carefully" to see what they want to eat and get, what toys are useful... and so on.

It is worth mentioning that after Shang Zhuoyan changed her clothes, she was abducted by Xu Shiyun and taken to their "accompaniment" home. There were mainly four people in their group, and both of them were living in Guhuai An. She was lonely enough by herself, Shang Zhuoyan If Yan goes to live with Gu Huaian again, she will really be lonely and cold.

In addition, didn't Pei Jingshu come to live with Gu Huaian and the others last week?

This week, Shang Zhuoyan is coming to stay at their house just to be fair!

"I want to eat a peach."

Shen Qingqing's eyes flashed as she grabbed an old man's yellow peach, and the others were also picking their own choices. In comparison, although Shang Zhuoyan and Xu Shiyun held hands and smiled coquettishly from time to time, they seemed to be fascinated by the various foods in the store. It's like I have no interest.

At this moment, Shang Zhuoyan had already changed out of her beautiful rainbow color hip-hugging stepmother skirt, and put on her usual tight jeans and a tight pink vest, paired with a pure white The coat, tight on the outside and loose on the inside, completely outlined her good figure, and her beautiful legs were even more dazzlingly white.

In fact, there are a lot of food in the store, and there are even some desserts. This was because when Shang Zhuoyan saw cakes, egg tarts, etc., her eyes lit up as brightly as Shen Qingqing's!

But now it seems like I can’t seem to be interested anymore...

The audience felt distressed after watching this, as it was obvious that she used to be a foodie.

However……

It doesn’t take long for everyone to feel distressed.

I didn’t even wait for Xu Shiyun and the others to make a good selection...

"Quack, quack, quack..."

As the very recognizable sound of "combat boots" sounded, Gu Huaian rushed in at a trot like a robber, bandit, or hooligan!

"It's free, right?"

"I heard it's free, right?"

There was a staff member nearby, so Gu Huaian went over and asked directly.

"Ah yes...yes."

The staff nodded blankly and looked at Gu Huaian in confusion.

"Okay, I've been waiting for your words!"

Gu Huaian was not polite at all. He didn't even have time to say hello to Shang Zhuoyan and the others. He picked up a basket prepared in the store and rushed into the store in a hurry!

Put some fruits in a basket, such as lychees, mangoes, grapes, and mangosteens. Select the more delicate ones. You won’t even take a look at the more common fruits such as apples and pears!

Especially the mangosteens, the mangosteens in the foam box made this old man grab them all and throw them all into the basket!

Use the other basket to grab the meat, beef, mutton, pig's trotters, etc. This guy put them all into the basket without any politeness!

"Ah! Brother Huai'an, what are you doing!"

Shen Qingqing was stunned. She wanted to play with some mangosteens, but Gu Huai'an took them away.

Especially the boxes of strawberries over there. This season, the strawberries are not much worse than the mangosteens, but Gu Huaian just picked them up without showing them to anyone else.

From the moment he came in, he acted like a robber, pretending to be whatever he saw!

"puff……"

"Hahahahaha..."

The audience laughed like crazy, and the barrage went crazy:

"Are these bandits entering the city?"

"No, what about you, Gu Huaian?"

"Haha, you don't know how my brother's eyes widened when he heard the word 'free'!"

"Gu Huaian: I'm a prostitute for free!"

[Ding, the host has successfully grounded himself and gained exposure, and the points are +91X20! 】

Maybe they all think that recording programs is not a rare thing for celebrities, so even if they heard that it was free, Zheng Yunbin and the others just came over to take a look.

Just now, many people looked at them and found it awkward. Many people said that MD is free and yet they are so picky. You are really used to living a good life.

If you let the old men and women in our community hear the words "supermarket is free", within an hour the supermarket won't even give you the toilet brush, would you believe it? !

In comparison, when Gu Huaian heard "free", he rushed into the store and grabbed it like a bandit coming down the mountain, which really fits everyone's impression.

I feel like this is the real reaction!

What’s funny is that Zheng Yunbin asked:

"Are you concerned?"

He stared at the many things in Gu Huaian's two baskets and his mouth twitched because he wanted to get the box of strawberries inside, but Gu Huaian restrained himself and left before he could get there.

Seeing Gu Huaian's "poor appearance" as if he had never eaten anything, Zheng Yunbin looked down upon him.

However, Gu Huaian asked him incredulously:

"Brother, if you don't grab it when it's free, how stupid are you?"

"I……"

All of a sudden, Zheng Yunbin was actually fucked into silence.

"a ha ha ha……"

The audience laughed, yes, it’s free and you’re not trying to grab it, but you’re still picky and picky, are you smart? !

Shang Zhuoyan and Xu Shiyun also giggled. Shang Zhuoyan couldn't help but tell Gu Huaian helplessly:

"You said you are so red now, why are you still like this?"

She thought that Gu Huaian was different now that he was famous. How much were the things in the supermarket worth, and how could he, a top-tier artist, grab them like this?

Gu Huaian rolled his eyes and did not answer, but silently hugged his things, as if he was afraid that others would snatch them, and said:

"Everything that comes to my place belongs to me. Whoever grabs it will fall out with whoever it is."

Shang Zhuoyan was happy for a moment. When he didn't pay attention, she raised her hand and grabbed a strawberry. She stuffed it into her mouth without washing it and said:

"Just eat it! I'll make you mad!"

Not far away, Zheng Yunbin walked away with a look of disgust on his face...

The camera happened to be on him at that moment, and the audience started to curse when they saw his disgusted expression.

To be honest, it's not that he doesn't appreciate free stuff, he mainly doesn't appreciate these things in supermarkets.

Yes, I heard that these daily necessities are free in this supermarket and he won't grab them, but if it's a luxury store like that, where a watch worth millions is free, will he grab it?

Ferrari, Rolls-Royce, and Porsche stores say the cars are free, will he grab them?

Bvlgari, LV, and Gucci stores say everything is free, will he grab it?

It’s just that I don’t like it.

What they come into contact with in their lives is not the same concept as what ordinary people come into contact with. Let us say that Gu Huaian's reaction is what ordinary people would have.

You don’t care where it’s free, as long as you can get it for free, go get it first!

Zheng Yunbin is actually quite capable, but he just likes to pretend, otherwise his popularity among the public would not be so bad.

Comparatively speaking, Gu Huaian's popularity is at two extremes from him, the good one is ridiculous...

Just look at this moment, the two baskets are full. He still feels that it is not enough. He also wants to get some cakes, snacks, drinks and so on, but he has no place to put them in the two baskets...

Just when he saw the coat he was wearing, my brother took off his coat without hesitation and threw it on the ground. Then he started throwing snacks, drinks and yogurt into it.

"puff……"

The audience laughed like crazy. Someone said:

"I'm sure these clothes are worthless, otherwise Lao Liu would be reluctant to use them like this!"

"a ha ha ha……"

[Ding, the host has successfully grounded himself and gained exposure, and the points are +91X20! 】

Gu Huaian himself was glad that he didn't wear expensive clothes when he went out today, but if this coat cost several hundred yuan, he would not be willing to throw it on the ground to hold things.

that's all……

When Sister Jiang Yao arrived belatedly with her three daughters, Gu Huaian had already returned "fully loaded" with large and small bags.

"Wow, you..."

"Hahaha……"

"Brother Gu, you are too strong!"

Several girls praised Gu Huaian one after another.

In comparison, the staff of the program team twitched at the corners of their mouths. They expected that the store would be robbed by guests after "free", but they did not expect that Gu Huaian would be so...

So much looting!

After Gu Huaian took it, it was actually okay if Jiang Yao and the others didn't take it, because there really wasn't anything left.

"Is it convenient for me to be a guest?"

When leaving, Shang Zhuoyan said that he wanted to visit their home, so of course Gu Huaian and the others would welcome him, and they welcomed Shang Zhuoyan all the way back.

After arriving home, Gu Huaian went to put away her things. Sister Jiang Yao took her for a tour. She also said that they wanted to open a "health center" to earn money from guests, and asked Shang Zhuoyan if she was interested.

Shang Zhuoyan giggled and said that Xu Shiyun also had this idea, saying that she wanted to get a makeup remover and skin care product. She had already promised Xu Shiyun in advance, so she would not consider Jiang Yao for the time being.

After spending a long time with Shen Yuqi and Han Xiangyi, Shang Zhuoyan didn't notice that Gu Huaian was back, so she asked him strangely where he was.

After asking around, I found out that this old man had just gotten a basketball from the store and went outside to play basketball.

"Let's go and see..."

Jiang Yao, Xiang Zi, Shang Zhuoyan, Han Xiangyi, and Shen Yuqi went to the basketball court near the "care" home together. Don't tell me, the basketball court at the seaside really has a unique flavor, with waves to accompany it and the sea breeze blowing. It's quite comfortable.

Gu Huaian was playing there alone with a basketball and a lollipop in his mouth, which was very comfortable.

He would say hello when he saw them coming over, but it was a pity that no one knew how to play basketball, otherwise Gu Huaian would have definitely invited them to play together.

"Can't Qingqing know it?"

When talking about playing basketball, Shang Zhuoyan also took a dig at Shen Qingqing and said:

"I saw you on the "***" program some time ago."

As soon as these words came out...

"puff……"

Many viewers couldn't help but laugh, and even Shen Yuqi and Han Xiangyi almost laughed.

Shang Zhuoyan was talking about the basketball show that Shen Qingqing participated in after "Crystal Love Season" to ride on Jiang Shuo's popularity. On that show, she made a fool of herself. She was almost a basketball novice and didn't understand anything. I laughed at him for a long time.

Now Shang Zhuoyan said this purely to ridicule and disgust her.

"Well……"

The little clip pouted with a depressed look on his face, his face was livid, and he was so angry that he didn't speak for a long time.

She and Shang Zhuoyan had always been at odds with each other. Shang Zhuoyan had always disliked her. This woman in the car even played songs to disgust her on purpose. It was strange that she could bear it.

"Giggle..."

Comparatively speaking, Shang Zhuoyan is quite happy. It's always nice to take revenge on someone.

After playing basketball for a while, it was not interesting to play alone, so Gu Huaian put it away and followed a few people back.

On the way back, Gu Huaian handed Shang Zhuoyan a lollipop, Alpine, 50 cents inside.

At that time, Shang Zhuoyan was stunned for a moment, and a dull expression flashed across her delicate doll face, because in fact, only Gu Huaian would give her something like this, and no one else would...

This thing is too cheap.

She has been very good at controlling sugar in the past six months. She will pay attention to things with sugar, let alone eat sugar directly. It has been a long time since she has eaten anything very sweet, and she has gradually lost interest in sweet things.

"Thanks."

She took the lollipop casually, opened it and stuffed it into her mouth. She licked it a few times with her lilac tongue, and the corners of her mouth involuntarily raised. Sweet things really make people feel better.

On the way back, he passed by a very high seesaw, the kind made of a single tree trunk, and Gu Huaian became interested...

"Hey, Shang Zhuoyan, come here..."

When I came last week, I was busy sleeping on the first day and busy eating on the second day. I didn't even walk around this place. This was the first time Gu Huaian discovered this.

"What are you doing..."

Shang Zhuoyan was chatting with sisters Shen Yuqi, and she was a little unhappy to be called over.

When I saw it was a seesaw, black lines appeared on my forehead, and I couldn't help but say:

"You see I'm the only one not wearing a skirt, right?"

Except for Shang Zhuoyan, the other four girls all wore skirts. She didn't wear them because she got wet from the rain at noon and was forced to change into shorts.

"Look what you said, can't I just want to play with you?"

Gu Huaian pushed down one side of the seesaw, stepped onto it, and called Shang Zhuoyan to sit up.

It is worth mentioning that this old man's expression is a bit strange, as if he is expecting something, and he has a bit of a bad taste.

"How grown up are you still sitting on a seesaw? It's really..."

Shang Zhuoyan pouted with a look of disgust and reluctance. Despite this, when Gu Huaian lowered the seesaw on her side, she stepped up her slender jade legs and sat on the wooden stick seat. superior.

"so high……"

This wooden stick was very long and designed to be very high. It was difficult for one person to sit down and another person to get on top of it. When Shang Zhuoyan sat on it, she felt something was wrong, and when she saw those things on Gu Huaian's face...

After the bad fun!

I feel more and more something is wrong!

She was about to stop sitting down, but Gu Huaian suddenly squatted down!

"ah!"

Shang Zhuoyan lifted her feet off the ground and was completely lifted up by Gu Huaian!

"You... let me down!"

She tried her best to squat down, but no matter how she moved, because of the weight difference, Gu Huaian was much heavier than her. As long as Gu Huaian didn't look up, she couldn't get up!

"Ah ha ha……"

Gu Huaian laughed so hard that he looked like "the evil plot succeeded". Isn't Shang Zhuoyan struggling there? He moved up and down a few times. Shang Zhuoyan, who was lifted up in the air, was shaken as if she was about to fall apart. She even vibrated when cursing!

"Gu Huai'an, you bastard! You stinky bastard! Let me go! Ah! Ah! I'll kill you!!!"

She gnashed her teeth and showed her claws, as if she wanted to kill Gu Huaian!

"a ha ha ha……"

The audience was laughing their heads off.

Let's just say, why does the scene between Gu Huaian and Shang Zhuoyan become so funny when they get together?

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