Pawahara Seijo no Osananajimi to Zetsuen Shitara, Nanimokamo ga Umaku Iku Yō ni Natte Saikyō no Bōke

《Saintess Party》Elma’s POV 8: P-Porcooooooooooooo!?

Amidst the loud tolls of the church bell and the blessings from the surrounding people, I stood wearing a pure white dress.

Yes, today was my wedding day.

I would finally be united with my loved one.

It was a really, really long journey.

I had been traveling around the world to help people as a saintess in a powerful party that was comprised of the famous Dragon Slayer, the agent of Fire God-sama, and several other men of valor.

Naturally, the people had admired me and offered me various tributes.

At the same time, men had fought over me, hoping to make the lovely me as their future partner.

Needless to say, I’d said to them:

――Don’t fight over me!

However, I was like a goddess to men—they couldn’t give up on me that easily.

Therefore, I’d handed down a trial to them:

——If there is a man who can present me a ring made of the same legendary material that the Holy Sword was made from—Hihiirokane, I will become his.

It was a nigh impossible trial as Hihiirokane could no longer be created at the present age.

I’d handed it to them with the intention to tell them that they needed that much seriousness if they wanted me.

The men ran.

Ran,

And ran,

Until finally—a man came back.

A scarlet ring was held in his hand.

No doubt about it, it was made of Hihiirokane.

I was very impressed by the fact there was someone who held that much feelings for me.

That was why I’d decided to get married to the man.

“Elma…”

“Porco…”

To this—Porco.

◇ ◇

“Uwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!?”

Falling off the bed with clattering sounds, I steadied my breathing while feeling horrified.

T-that was an outrageous dream…

Why would I be dreaming about marrying Porco of all people…

C-could it be I had fallen in love with him during our traveling together…!?

Wait, no no no no!?

I’d rather die than fall in love with him!?

Becoming the wife of the idiot Exa would be 10 billion times better than to marry that sweaty pig!?

“Haah, haah…” But why did I suddenly have such a dream?

I had no desire to get married for the time being, and there was no man who fit my criteria nearby…

Which only left it with one possibility. It must be because Porco had left too much of an impression on me.

I mean, that pig kept looking at me with lewd eyes every single day, it couldn’t be help that his image had ended up being burned into my unconsciousness.

“…Haah.”

Ah~ stop, let’s just go back to sleep.

Wish I have a good dream this time.

Thinking so, I got back in the bed again.

But.

――Thud!

“Are you okay, Saintess-samaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!?”

“Gyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!?”

Knock the door before you enter, you piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggg!?