Pawahara Seijo no Osananajimi to Zetsuen Shitara

We were kneeling before the royalty in the throne room, having decided to seek an audience with King Zestgard of Berkoua as saints, when the king said to us

We were kneeling before the royalty in the throne room. I am Zestgard, the ruler of this land. And this is my wife Liphia and my daughters Iris, Daisy, and Lupinus--"

How many children do you have?

How many children do you have, you couple?

I mean, they all look the same!

Six kids?　But then I suddenly noticed something strange and asked the king, "Um, I'm afraid I can't help you.

I asked the king, "Excuse me, I have a question, but could it be that they are ......?

The king asked, "Well, as expected of the saint Elma, it seems she has noticed. It seems that you have noticed. Yes, as you may have guessed, all of my daughters have the same power as Xana, the eldest daughter, who is the saint of the bow.

"So it is as I thought.

You still have daughters?

What? The queen is in her mid-twenties at most, how old was she when she gave birth to her first daughters?

They must be about 10 years old!

Does that mean the king is a pedophile with such a stern face?

Oh no!

There are a few reasons for this. Well, as a saint, you may not mind if I tell you this, but these girls were born from Xana.

I see. So that's why they all have the same power. I understand.

I nodded my head in an appeal to intelligence, but what did he mean?

Could it be that they duplicated it?

Can you do such a thing?

Pedophile scary ......!

I'm glad to see you understand so quickly. You seem to be as bright as you look.

No, I am still a novice.

I am the epitome of a saintly woman who humbly bows her head in such a manner.

To be honest, I have no idea what the king is talking about, but I'm sure he's a pedophile and wants to be surrounded by little girls.

He's a pedophile and wants to be surrounded by little girls, right?

It's okay, you don't have to explain it in detail.

I don't even want to know the king's proclivities.

So I decided to end the conversation early.

I was so happy to hear that you are all so happy. Please continue to cherish the bond between you.

Oh, yes, of course. We all thank you from the bottom of our hearts for your thoughtfulness. Thank you so much, Saint Elma.

And so they left the castle.

I left the castle, and on the way I asked the pig next to me.

By the way, what kind of woman does Porco like?

What?　What's the matter with you?

No, why are you looking at me like you're expecting me to like you?

You don't think I have a crush on you, do you?

Of course not!

It's just a pedophile investigation.

No, no, I just thought that since Miss Lipia was so beautiful, it would be better if she was young and beautiful. I thought that the younger the better. Like those girls, for example.

I see. The pigs are very beautiful, but if I were to give you my personal opinion, I would say that Lipia is the most beautiful of all.

The pig assured him with a manly face.

Yes, you are that kind of man, aren't you?

Because Liphia had big breasts.

But I'm glad you're not a pedophile.

I was feeling indescribably relieved.

But then I thought to myself, "Oh, but don't worry, saint-sama is totally within my range of protection, too!

......?

I'm not sure why you're speaking from a superior perspective.

You think you have the right to choose?

You're so brazen, you pig!

Thank you very much.

"Yes, sir!"

I smiled at the pig who clenched his fist tightly, but inwardly all I could feel was a desire to kill him.

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