Peerless Master

Ye Weisheng is a business man, so naturally he will not be stage fright. He smiled and said, "Okay, I'll just say it." Ye Lanxin and Cheng Qing immediately became interested. They rarely listen to Ye Weisheng's jokes! Su Qing and others also looked at Ye Weisheng.

Only Takeda Lingguang looked cold on the side, and did not act as if he wanted to listen.

But everyone is too lazy to care about him.

Ye Weisheng started telling jokes. He said, "There is a beautiful reporter who went to the countryside to interview an uncle farmer. The beautiful reporter asked: "Uncle, if you have ten acres of land, would you like to dedicate half of your harvest to the party?" I did not hesitate to answer me yes. The beauty reporter asked again: If it is two villas, would you be willing to dedicate one of them?'I do!' The beauty reporter continued to ask about the one million yuan prize? Said: "Yes!" Beauty reporter: How about two cows?

The farmer uncle smiled honestly, shook his head and said embarrassingly: Yes! The beauty reporter was surprised and asked: Uncle, why are you willing to land, villas and bonuses, but Niu is not willing? The farmer uncle said very convulsively: because I really have two cows! "

This joke is a bit old, but Ye Weisheng sounds so vividly, it still makes people feel funny.

Chen Yang was funny in his heart, knowing that Ye Weisheng couldn't let go today. People in the business field talk about meaty jokes, and that's a set. Chen Yang believes that if Ye Weisheng is allowed to be with a group of peers, he will definitely be able to speak witty words. But today his daughter is present, so many juniors are present, his skill is greatly reduced!

Everyone was very good at coming and gave Ye Weisheng a lot of face, and they all laughed.

Only Takeda Lingguang.

Takeda Lingguang sneered.

Ye Weisheng was always paying attention to Takeda Lingguang, and he had already seen Takeda Lingguang a little uncomfortable. So he smiled faintly and said, "Mr. Takeda doesn't seem to think my jokes are funny?"

"Very old and vulgar joke, the old peasant in your joke is full of dirty, petty peasant thoughts." Takeda Lingguang said unceremoniously, "So I really feel surprised. What is the meaning of this joke? It's funny, not only shouldn't you laugh, you should be ashamed."

Ye Weisheng couldn't help being annoyed. He sneered and said, "If you feel ashamed, what about your AV culture?" He was also really angry, so he was a bit rushing.

"That is a sacrifice to save the economy. This is something you don't understand." Takeda Lingguang said lightly.

Although Takeda Lingguang speaks very annoyingly, but he can find the right language to fight back every time, and he can easily reverse right and wrong and change concepts. His speech is sharp, so Ye Weisheng is also a little hard to resist.

Lin Qingxue, Tang Qingqing, Su Qing, Ye Lanxin and others were all upset.

At this time, Chen Yang said calmly: "The old peasant has been a farmer for a lifetime. He is a small peasant with normal thinking. I don't think there is anything to be ashamed of and blame. It's different. If everyone wants to be president, wouldn't it cause chaos in the world."

"China has a saying that soldiers who don't want to be generals are not good soldiers. If everyone in a country is selfish and cares only about themselves. Then there is no hope for this country." As soon as Takeda Lingguang saw Chen Yang talking, this guy would talk to him. As if beaten up with blood, he immediately struggled with high spirits.

Chen Yang was very surprised, where did Lao Tzu offend this grandson.

Takeda Lingguang went on to say: "It is not scary to have small peasant thoughts. The scary thing is that you all think this is normal. This is a funny joke. It is said that the Oriental Sleeping Lion is awake, but is the Oriental Sleeping Lion really awake?"

Takeda Lingguang spoke very fast, and then he went on to say: "Whether a country can rise depends on its GDP, not its high-rise buildings. It depends on how many schools there are in the country, and how many educational facilities there are. How much? Is the light in the study room brilliant? Is the food that the people eat healthy? Does the official regard himself as an official or use the official position as a tool and profit-making method for the glorious ancestors." He paused and said, "I Let’s take Huaxia’s football for example. I’ve been to many youth palaces. I found that those kids have very good ball smashing skills and their background is very good. But why, Huaxia’s football can’t make it out of Asia. , Can’t make it to the World Cup? After all, it still lacks a basic sense of responsibility, not even a little respect for consumers. I can say that in this regard, South Korea can represent you, and our island country can also. On your behalf."

Takeda Lingguang's words made people speechless.

Anyone who insults Huaxia, as long as it talks about Huaxia football, it is really speechless to refute!

Lin Qingxue and others felt their aggrieved extreme.

Ye Weisheng said: "We must admit that there is still much room for improvement in China's football, and we will improve." He paused and said, "It's really boring to say this. Everyone has a bar."

He is an old fox, so he wants to change the subject soon.

Takeda Lingguang had enough of the limelight, so he didn't want to continue. He smiled faintly and took a sip of wine.

At this moment, Chen Yang said: "I told you Mr. Takeda before that our China is a country of etiquette, with etiquette-oriented and faith-based. When you come to our country, that is our guest. We respect our guests, so we never treat you or your country. But Mr. Takeda, you don’t seem to know how to be a guest. We are indeed still a developing country, and our country does exist in this and that way. Question. And we still have a lot of Kazakhs and Kazakhs, which is very troublesome. We never deny or evade this. But you always criticize us with our pain points. Is this really fair? And your country, is the island country really that perfect? ​​Not to mention anything else, which country is the closest your island country is now? Needless to say, it is country M? Why are you close? Is it because they gave you an atomic bomb? ? Country M is the country that has beaten your island country the most miserable and cruel. But you have been servile to it. Is this your backbone? At the very least, we don’t care how many foreign enemies invade, but we never Bow our heads, we have the backbone. Your nation does not even have the least integrity, and you are embarrassed to talk in front of us."

Takeda Lingguang blushed immediately.

"Wonderful, haha!" Ye Weisheng laughed.

An indescribable light flashed in the eyes of Su Qing, Lin Qingxue, and Tang Qingqing.

Chen Yang then stood up and said to Takeda Lingguang: "You said before that you want to test kung fu with me. I said that my kung fu is insignificant. That is humility. But you don’t recognize this humility and feel it is a kind of cowardice. In the world Big, how many capable people come out in large numbers, I dare not say how strong my kung fu is. But to deal with your frog in the bottom of the well, I only need one move!"

"A trick?" Takeda Lingguang was suddenly excited. He stood up, his eyes flashed with anger, and said: "You are too arrogant."

Chen Yang said: "I have to correct you. It is arrogance to speak big words and speak loudly. And what I said is at best a kind of big truth that is not very nice."

"Okay, then I would like to learn from you!" Takeda Lingguang said: "Let's go out and find a place now, it's like making gestures."

"Go out?" Chen Yang sneered and said: "I have given you many opportunities, but you have been humiliating yourself, so now, I don't want to save you face. You are not qualified to let me out, I am now Just sit here and you make a move to me. If I stand up or use the second move, you will win!"

This is very exaggerated.

Everyone immediately became excited.

Ye Weisheng was a little worried about Chen Yang, fearing that Chen Yang would speak too slowly. Even Tang Qingqing was a little worried. She couldn't help but said, "Chen Yang, his skill is not easy, don't be too big."

Takeda Lingguang listened to Tang Qingqing's reminder, and immediately became confident, feeling that this guy was not that scary. Takeda Lingguang can't actually see Chen Yang's depth at all.

At this time, Takeda Lingguang shouted, and suddenly rushed to kill with a dash, and then slashed into the wind with a knife intent to kill!

Hey there!

At this moment, Takeda Lingguang's spirit has been sublimated!

Everyone seemed to have seen a determined warrior, who swung the most brilliant knife of his life.

Chen Yang's arrogance has inspired all the potential of Takeda Lingguang!

At this moment, Chen Yang flipped his palm, and volleyed it out with a palm!

This is just an ordinary palm, and the mystery of the sky thunder fist imprint is contained in the palm strength.

Chen Yang was already merciful, otherwise this palm would definitely kill Takeda Lingguang.

With a bang, Takeda Lingguang was directly knocked out, and finally fell to the ground, spouting blood.

Everyone didn't see anything clearly, they saw Takeda Lingguang flying out.

Takeda Lingguang fell to the ground, an incredible look flashed in his eyes. "How is it possible? How is it possible? I'm still one meter away from you, and you didn't even touch me."

Takeda Lingguang couldn't understand and couldn't believe it!

At this time, Chen Yang said coldly: "I said earlier that this world is huge, and there are many things that we humans cannot understand and understand. I have also said that there are people outside of human beings, every day. It's a pity, you I can't hear it at all."

Takeda Lingguang roared: "Why? Why can you perform martial arts in the air? There is no such martial arts in this world!"

Chen Yang said: "You can't decide the rules of this world. The force is limited and the soul is infinite. My realm is something that people like you can't understand."

Takeda Lingguang murmured: "Limited force and infinite primordial spirit? What is finite force and infinite primordial spirit?"

Chen Yang didn't want to care about Takeda Lingguang anymore. He said to Ye Weisheng: "Uncle Ye, let's stop here today. I'm a little tired. Let's get together another day."

Ye Weisheng nodded and said, "Okay!"

Today, it was over. Ye Lanxin and Cheng Qing still felt that they hadn’t played enough. Fortunately, Ye Weisheng promised that they could come to Chen Yang in the future, which made them feel satisfied...

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