People Are in Shanghai: the Opening Meets the Five Beauties of Joy

Chapter [-]: Competition

Qin Yumo said, "Sister Man, I know, I'll wait two more days to see."

Two days later, at Su Mubai's house, Su Mubai was assisting Cheng Man to do pregnancy yoga.

Seeing Cheng Man's difficult movements, Su Mubai said, "Cheng Man, if it doesn't matter, it's enough to take a walk and exercise more."

Cheng Man said, "No, I've already asked. It's good for future labor. I'm fine. You can help me quickly."

Su Mubai said, "Okay, okay, auntie, why bother to be so hard on yourself."

After yoga, Su Mubai poured Cheng Man a glass of juice, and after sweating, Su Mubai helped Cheng Man take a bath, and then the two chatted in the living room.

At this moment, the doorbell rang, and after the nanny opened the door, Hu Yifei, Lu Ziqiao and others walked in.

Seeing the "three eighty three" form, Su Mubai asked, "Why are you guys here?"

Lu Ziqiao said, "Brother Mubai, it's time for you to uphold justice."

Su Mubai said, "Sit down first, what's going on?"

Hu Yifei said, "Brother Mubai, it's actually nothing, it's just that Zhang Wei and I had a brain teaser game, and he lost in a mess, losing the right to use the house to me. Zhang Wei went to Ziqiao and the others to stay there for a few days. His living habits are not good, Zi Qiao and the others can't bear it anymore, so they came to me and asked me to return the right to use the house to Zhang Wei."

Su Mubai said, "Then you can just discuss it, why are you looking for me?"

Lu Ziqiao said: "Yifei said that she won the right to use the house. If she wants to return it, she has to play another game. If we lose, we will give up our living room to Yifei as a chess and card room."

Su Mubai said, "Really, how big is the game?"

Hu Yifei said, "Brother Mubai, in order to reflect the fairness and justice of the game, we would like to invite you to judge the question, and then let Yoyo help us preside over the game. What do you think?"

Cheng Man said, "Mubai, I think it's quite interesting. If I want to play with them, I'll ask two questions."

Su Mubai said, "Okay, if you want to play, just play, Yifei, when are you guys going to start the game?"

Hu Yifei said: "Tomorrow morning, it's time to go to work the day after tomorrow."

Su Mubai said, "Alright then, come to me at nine o'clock tomorrow morning, and Cheng Man and I will answer the questions."

"That's it, that, Brother Mubai, we're all here, let's have a meal at noon," Zeng Xiaoxian said.

Cheng Man smiled and said, "Okay."

Turning around, at Su Mubai's house, the team members from both sides were already waiting.

The members of Zhang Wei's team are Lu Ziqiao, Zeng Xiaoxian and Guan Guqi.

The member of the Yifei team is Hu Yifei.

Tang Youyou looked at the melon seeds and fruit plate on the table and said, "Brother Mubai, are you and Sister Man really going to be the melon eaters?"

Su Mubai said, "We've already figured out the topic. It's not good to be a melon eater."

Tang Youyou said: "Okay, let me first introduce the rules to the players of both sides. In this competition, we will examine [-] questions for each player by taking turns answering the questions. The answering time shall not exceed [-] seconds, and the team with the most correct answers in the end wins. , do you understand?"

"Understood, Yoyo, you are quite professional." Hu Yifei said with a smile.

Tang Youyou said: "It is forbidden to be close to the host. Next, we will decide the order of answers by guessing coins."

Tang Youyou threw out the coin and put it on his hand and said, "Please choose."

Hu Yifei said, "I choose flowers."

Guan Gu said miraculously, "Then let's choose the words."

Tang Youyou showed the coin and said, "Team Zhang Wei answered the question correctly. Team Zhang Wei answered the question first. Please select the question type."

Lu Ziqiao said: "Then I choose the European and American addictive category."

Su Mubai said, "You kid, watch less of those movies with two or three people."

Tang Youyou said: "That is, there is no such type, only animals, life, film and television, and science."

Zeng Xiaoxian said: "Then let's live."

Tang Youyou said: "Very good, please listen to the question, what is the fastest way to put out the fire?"

Zeng Xiaoxian said, "Call 119."

Tang Youyou said: "Wrong, add a horizontal line above the fire character, Yifei, please choose the type of question."

"Animal."

Tang Youyou said, "Pharaoh has a dog and never bathes the dog. Why doesn't the dog have fleas?"

After thinking for a while, Hu Yifei said, "Because dogs can only give birth to puppies, they can't give birth to fleas..."

Tang Youyou said: "If the answer is correct, the Filipino team will score one point. Zhang Wei's team is ready, please choose the type of answer."

Lu Ziqiao said, "It's like a chicken with feet."

Tang Youyou was speechless after hearing this, took out a yellow card and said, "Yellow card warning once."

Seeing this, Zeng Xiaoxian said, "Alright, alright, Ziqiao, don't make trouble, Yoyo, it's still life."

Tang Youyou said: "Please listen to the questions, Xiaoming can't do the questions in the exam, so he chose to cast dice to solve it. There are only twenty questions, why did he cast the dice forty times?"

Guan Gu said magically: "This, because of him, him."

Tang Youyou looked at the stopwatch and said, "Please answer the question as soon as possible, there are ten seconds left, 9, 8, and time are up, because Xiao Ming wants to verify it again, Yi Fei, please select the type of question."

Seeing the dejected appearance of Zeng Xiaoxian and the three, Hu Yifei said, "You three can't do it either, Yoyo, I choose science."

Tang Youyou said: "Congenital refers to parental inheritance, what does acquired mean?"

Hu Yifei smiled and said: "This is too simple, of course, the day after tomorrow refers to the formation of non-self-induced causes."

Tang Youyou said: "The answer is wrong, the day after tomorrow refers to tomorrow's tomorrow."

Hu Yifei's face changed and said: "Ah, what is this, isn't this 0.7 playing word games."

Lu Ziqiao said, "What's the matter, Yifei, do you want to cheat?"

Hu Yifei said, "I'm that kind of person, continue."

After a fierce competition, the two sides' record came to [-] to [-], and it was a draw.

Hu Yifei said, "Brother Mubai, what do you do now? I've never drawn a draw, I've always defeated my opponent."

Su Mubai said, "Yifei, don't be impatient. I have taken this situation into consideration, so I have prepared an overtime match for you. The overtime issue is caused by Cheng Man and Youyou together. Please take care of yourself."

Hu Yifei said, "Don't worry, I'm ready."

Lu Ziqiao said confidently: "Yi Fei, let me tell you the truth, my major in college is lore, so just wait and admit defeat."

Chapter [-]: The Demon King

Cheng Man said: "Zi Qiao, if I were your university teacher, I would definitely not let you graduate. Remember to hold your chin when you speak, so that you won't be blown away when you brag."

Lu Ziqiao said, "Sister Man, don't worry about these details, come on, little aunt, I can't wait."

Hu Yifei said: "It seems that you are very confident, do you want to gamble?"

Zeng Xiaoxian said, "Aren't we gambling all the time?"

Hu Yifei said, "I mean overweight."

Zeng Xiaoxian said, "Okay, if you lose, I want your washing machine."

Hu Yifei said, "No problem, did you lose?"

Lu Ziqiao said, "If we lose, we will give Zhang Wei to you."

"Zhang Wei, what do I want him for?"

Lu Ziqiao said, "Bet with us, it's not what you want, but what we have."

Tang Youyou said: "Okay, okay, let's start answering the questions, Zhang Wei's team will come first, what can't be done by one person, it's boring to do it with a group of people, is it just right for two people? 07"

The three of Lu Ziqiao suddenly showed a smile that men understand. Lu Ziqiao said, "Little aunt, you are very dirty today."

Tang Youyou said, "I'm timing now."

Lu Ziqiao said, "Of course it's something you love to do."

Tang Youyou said, "You're the only one who's dirty, it's a whisper. For the second question, the doctor gave you three pills and asked you to take one every half an hour. How long will it take you to finish the pills."

Guan Gu said miraculously: "This is too simple, an hour and a half."

Lu Ziqiao pulled Guan Gu and said miraculously, "No, it's an hour."

Tang Youyou said: "The answer is correct, please listen to the question, what animal stays up late every day?"

"Giant panda, the dark circles under the eyes are all over." Zeng Xiaoxian said.

Tang Youyou said: "The answer is correct, please listen to the question, what kind of thief can be killed immediately after being caught?"

"Traitor." Lu Ziqiao said.

"Wrong, squid, please listen to the question, why didn't the princess use mosquito nets after marrying the prince?"

Lu Ziqiao said, "Because she married the frog prince."

Tang Youyou said: "The answer is correct, please listen to the question. Yifei broke something in high school, but she was very happy. What did she break?"

After Tang Youyou finished speaking, Lu Ziqiao and the three were surprised.

Lu Ziqiao said, "Are you sure you want me to tell?"

"Are you sure it's high school?" Zeng Xiaoxian said.

Hu Yifei looked at the three of them with a bad expression.

Guan Gu said miraculously, "Teacher Zeng, go ahead and talk."

Zeng Xiaoxian attached to Tang Youyou's ear and said the answer.

Tang Youyou said: "Wrong, definitely wrong, what's the matter, it's the record of Yifei's [-]-meter long-distance running. When the time is up, Zhang Wei's team answered three questions correctly and scored three points. Yifei, please prepare."

Hu Yifei said: "Sister Man, the question you asked with Yoyo is too anti-human, isn't it misleading."

Cheng Man smiled and said, "What we say is not crooked, but what you think is crooked, can you blame us?"