People Are in the Four and Nine Cities, and Cheng Jianjun is Crying at the Beginning

Chapter 045 Xiao Xiao fainted! (First, ask for flowers!)

The east wind of our old Guo family must not be suppressed by the west wind that broke the Han family.

Thinking like this, when Uncle Guo came home, he called his two sons to him.

In a few words, the instructions were given.

Hurry up, sloppy, go buy something conspicuous and come back to show your filial piety.

By the way, the Guo family brothers were just about to go out to watch a movie.

As a result, the old man stopped him.

And then, before anything could be figured out, he was kicked out in a daze.

To say that the two brothers of the Guo family are not only a little stunned, but also stingy.

Of course, it's not their fault.

Mind stunned, that's just genetics.

As for being stingy, that is the "fine tradition" of the old Guo family.

It is inseparable from the current "fiscal policy" of the old Guo family.

Uncle Guo stipulated that before the two brothers get married, two-thirds of their monthly wages must be paid.

You think, two-thirds of the money was turned in.

The rest of the money, don't hold on tighter, then what do you expect to marry a daughter-in-law in the future.

out the door.

The brothers only understood, the old man forced them to come out and buy something to show off.

They don't know why.

I don't even know about Han Chunming's purchase of cloth.

The two brothers came to the supply and marketing cooperative.

The two remembered that the things the old man asked to buy should be large enough that everyone could see them when they took them back, and they had to be usable for daily use!

Is there such a thing in the world?

The two patted their heads and thought for a long time.

In the end it really didn't work.

As soon as the two of them add up, they will find them one by one from the supply and marketing cooperative.

Sure enough, after looking for a while.

The two clapped their hands, and there it was!

This thing absolutely works!

Immediately after paying the money, a man who was scrambling ran to the courtyard with two bags of straw paper.

This grass paper is also called toilet paper in Sijiucheng.

That's right, it's used by the working people to wipe their butts after they are relieved.

A bag is a few tens of kilograms if you don’t say it, and most people can use it for more than half a year.

Buy four bags at once!

Who has seen this posture.

The two brothers walked all the way, and it was "unlimited scenery".

More and more proud.

the other side.

But he said that Uncle Guo sent the two sons out and waited for them to come back.

In order to allow more people to see it at that time, Uncle Guo made some noise in the yard.

He took the initiative to get a pot of tea, and gathered several people to drink tea at the gate of the courtyard.

After all, if the money is thrown out, it must be heard.

He was talking about idle articles, but Uncle Guo was always concerned about when the two sons would come back.

Not long after, there was movement from the alley.

From a distance, it was his two sons.

Good guy, there are a lot of people behind.

This movement... It was much bigger than when Han Chunming came back.

Uncle Guo's face lit up with joy.

He secretly thought in his heart, these two bastards did a good job this time, and they did not waste his teaching.

Uncle Guo Shi Shiran got up and prepared for the upcoming glorious moment.

At this time, the Guo brothers are getting closer.

Uncle Guo smiled, and the smile on his face was suddenly a little strange.

After seeing what the two brothers were carrying, the old man's smile froze.

This……

If he read it right.

What these two bastards are carrying is...

Grass... grass paper!

Uncle Guo rubbed his eyes, hoping that he was wrong.

But when he looked again, it became clearer.

That's right.

It's grass paper.

This time, Uncle Guo intuitively made a buzzing sound in his head.

The blood all over the body rushed to the forehead.

These two bastards want to throw the old Guo family to death!

The old man raised his hand tremblingly and was about to curse.

But under the excitement, he scolded.

At this time, the Guo brothers had come over proudly.

Seeing a lot of people around here, the brothers remembered the old man's previous instructions, stepped forward, slapped a few times, and put a few bags of grass paper in front of Uncle Guo.

Then, in front of everyone's eyes, they said in unison: "Dad! You have worked hard! This is our brother's honor to you!"

Filial piety... a piece of paper?

Four big bags!

Over a hundred pounds!

This is to dislike Uncle Guo's big asshole, or is he flying too much!

The onlookers immediately burst into laughter.

"Stupid... goods!"

"I'm so pissed off!"

Uncle Guo finally cursed out.

But his face turned green with anger.

Angrily scolded two words, Uncle Guo could no longer bear this huge blow, rolled his eyes and fainted.

Uncle Guo's dizziness scared the Guo brothers to death.

Seeing this scene, the two were dumbfounded.

It's good to show off, why did the old man get dizzy.

Hi!Can't handle that much anymore!

The eldest hurriedly carried the old man on his back and ran to the house. The second eldest had followed halfway, but seeing that the four bags of straw paper were still outside, there were so many people at the gate of the courtyard. With brute force, he limped and dragged the more than [*] catties of straw paper to the house.

The onlookers, seeing this scene, burst into laughter again.

Uncle Guo was just in a hurry, and he woke up before he was sent to the hospital when he got home.

Judging from the scolding that could be heard in the entire hospital for more than an hour after that, the old man's body should have no major problems.

But mentally it's not that good.

For half a month, Uncle Guo did not show up in the yard.

It is said that from now on, as long as you hear the word "grass paper", you will shiver involuntarily.

Papa filial piety halo old father!

This matter quickly spread throughout the entire Sijiucheng like it had grown wings, and became a famous stalk that everyone in Sijiucheng knew!

Of course, these are all for later.

Chapter 046 Su Meng's Thoughts! (Second, ask for flowers!)

Back to Han Chunming.

After returning home with the cloth at that time.