puff!
Bai Lu spit out the drink she just drank in her mouth, coughed and shouted:
“Cough cough cough… Dad, what are you talking about? You are Lili’s old man!”
Hearing Father Bai’s words, Xiang Long was even more stunned.
What the hell?
Shall I call you brother?
Doesn’t that mean Teacher Bai wants to call me uncle?
How embarrassing.
Bai’s mother was also stunned for a while, but then she saw Father Bai’s expression and immediately understood that he was really drunk, and helplessly put her hand on her forehead.
“What Tarzan?”
Father Bai waved his hand indifferently, and then drunkenly hugged Xiang Long’s shoulders:
“Xiao Xiang and I are close friends in literature and partners in the poetry world – just now, only Xiao Xiang understood the poem I accidentally wrote. What is this called? This is called telepathy!”
As he spoke, Father Bai looked at Xiang Long with flushed cheeks and asked:
“Xiao Xiang, tell me, do we look like Yu Boya and Zhong Ziqi?”
“Ah this…”
Xiang Long scratched his head, not knowing whether to admit or deny.
Without waiting for Xiang Long to answer, Bai’s father said firmly:
“I feel like it! It’s so similar, exactly the same!”
“Look, you understand every line of the poem I wrote, and you can even see the meaning that I carefully concealed. What kind of tacit understanding is this, what a miracle?”
“I feel that our souls are in sympathy with each other in the world of poetry, just like half brothers.”
“Brother, I’m crazy how much older you are. Of course you have to call me brother – doesn’t this wrong you?”
Hearing this,
Xiang Long responded subconsciously: “Don’t be wronged, don’t be wronged…”
Then he realized something was wrong and hurriedly said: “No, no, uncle, I mean, I am Yanyan’s boyfriend, you are me…”
Before Xiang Long could finish speaking, Father Bai interrupted directly:
“It doesn’t matter!”
Xiang Long didn’t understand yet and was about to say more when he heard Father Bai say:
“From now on, we will talk about our own things – for Yanyan, you call me dad; but for literature, I will call you brother – come on, Xiaoxiang, call me Brother Bai!”
I call you Dad,
You call me brother?
Xiang Long was paralyzed, how dare he scream.
He quickly said: “No, uncle, uncle, this is not okay, I am you…”
Before he finished speaking, Father Bai interrupted again and looked at Xiang Long with an unhappy expression:
“What, Xiaoxiang, do you look down on me, brother? You don’t even want to call me brother?”
Xiang Long opened his mouth, but he really didn’t know how to answer, so he could only look at his girlfriend with a wry smile.
Bai Lu also spoke to persuade:
“Dad, just stop saying a few words and call me brother. Do you think Lili dares to speak?”
“Why don’t you dare to speak?”
Father Bai rubbed his neck: “I am his father-in-law. If he dares not to scream, he will never marry you away from me!”
With that said, he asked Xiang Long again: “Xiao Xiang, do you want to marry Yanyan?”
“Of course, of course!”
Xiang Long nodded quickly.
“Then what will you call me?”
Father Bai asked immediately.
Xiang Long called tentatively: “…Dad?”
Um?
Father Bai’s face darkened.
Xiang Long was completely helpless and could only look at Bai Mu: “Auntie, look, I…”
Bai Mu shook her head helplessly:
“Your uncle has always been like this when he was drunk for so many years. He is almost like a child. Just follow him.”
Others don’t understand, but she is the wife of Bai’s father. They have been sleeping together for more than 20 years, so they have already seen through it.
“ah?”
Xiang Long looked embarrassed and looked at his girlfriend again.
Then,
He saw that Bai Lu had already taken out his mobile phone and turned on the camera.
? ? ?
“No, Teacher Bai, what are you doing?”
Xiang Long was stunned. When was this? Are you still thinking about recording?
Bai Lu chuckled and said nonchalantly:
“Since my mother won’t say anything, then just scream if dad asks you to… When he wakes up tomorrow, I want to see his reaction?”
At this time,
Father Bai urged again: “Xiaoxiang, please leave your aunt and others alone. I want to ask you, do you recognize me as my brother?”
“I……”
Looking at Bai Mu who had given up long ago, and then at Bai Lu who was holding a camera and looking at a video of a good show, Xiang Long gritted his teeth and said:
“I recognize it, of course I recognize it, uncle… no, Brother Bai!”
“Eh!”
Father Bai agreed vigorously, laughed and hugged Xiang Long: “My good brother!”
Xiang Long could only hug Father Bai with a wry smile.
before him,
Bai Lu suppressed her smile and adjusted the angle of the camera: “Come on, Lili, aim at the camera and let’s compete.”
Xiang Long: “…”
Bai Mengyan, are you really my daughter?
…
After some acknowledgment,
Next, Father Bai became more honest——
After two more drinks, it became so much that I couldn’t even open my eyes.
Xiang Long was a master of hearing, hearing, and inquiry. He saw that Bai’s father would not be able to hold on if he drank more, so he immediately said: “Teacher Bai, let Brother Bai… cough, let uncle take a rest.”
“No… no rest!”
Father Bai reluctantly opened his eyes and said with a big tongue, “I can still drink with you.”
“Yes, yes, brother Bai, you are so generous, I will continue with you.”
Xiang Long said as if coaxing a child, and then came behind Bai’s father: “Brother Bai, I know some massage techniques and can give you some massage.”
Saying that, without waiting for his consent, he directly performed master massage and started pressing.
Father Bai originally wanted to say something, but after a few times, his eyelids felt as heavy as mountains. Coupled with the effect of alcohol, he fell asleep within a few seconds.
“this……”
Seeing this scene, Bai Mu opened her eyes wide.
Fortunately, Bai Lu had experience with this and explained: “Mom, Lili’s massage techniques are very powerful, and my dad did drink too much, so let him take a nap.”
Bai Mu naturally agreed.
If she hadn’t known that Bai’s father wouldn’t listen to anyone after he drank too much, she would have wanted him to rest.
Immediately, Xiang Long reached out to pick up Bai’s father and picked him up easily.
“Xiao Xiang, it’s okay, your uncle is very drunk.”
Bai Mu asked with concern.
Before Xiang Long could answer, Bai Lu smiled and said:
“Mom, don’t worry, Lili’s drinking capacity is only ten pounds, which is just a little bit.”
Xiang Long also smiled and said:
“Don’t worry, Auntie, I’m fine.”
With his physical fitness, it would be no problem even if he drank ten bottles of liquor, not to mention that he only weighed over half a kilo now.
Subsequently,
Xiang Long carried Father Bai to the bedroom, covered him with a blanket, and then returned to the dining room.
Seeing Xiang Long being so sensible,
Bai Mu looked at Xiang Long with increasingly satisfied eyes:
“Xiao Xiang, I made you laugh.”
“Whatever Auntie said, Uncle is also happy today, so he drank a little too much.”
Xiang Long naturally doesn’t care.
After all, Father Bai has expressed his support for him and Bai Lu being together.
immediately,
Xiang Long and the other two started chatting while eating.
After relaxing at this time, without the previous restraint, Xiang Long spoke more freely. After finishing the meal, Bai Mu was made to smile. No matter how pleased she was with Xiang Long.
after dinner,
Seeing that Bai’s father was sleeping soundly, the three of them didn’t wake him up, turned off the lights, cut two pieces of birthday cake and ate it.
“Yanyan, Xiaoxiang, come here, this is a birthday red envelope for you.”
After singing the birthday song, Bai Mu took out two red envelopes:
“You are all adults. You can buy any gifts you want. I will just give you red envelopes.”
“Thank you mom!”
“Thank you, aunt!”
Xiang Long and Bai Lu smiled and took the red envelope.
“Okay, Yanyan, you accompany Xiao Xiang to identify the room. I’ll just clean up here.”
Bai Mu said.
Xiang Long naturally expressed his intention to help, but was dragged directly to the second floor by Bai Lu.
“Hey, Lili, this is your room for the night.”
Pointing to a room on the left side of the second floor, Bai Lu opened the door and said.
Xiang Long looked inside and saw that the room opened to the south and was about ten square meters in size. It was neat and clean. The bed was covered with brand-new bedding and there was a faint fragrance.
“This is the bathroom. The bathrobes, towels, toothbrushes, etc. in it are all newly bought by my mother. Don’t worry about using them… Well, there are pajamas in the cabinet, and they are all new… Hey, why are there so many sets?”
But it was Bai Lu who found three sets of pajamas of different colors in the cabinet.
“Hehe, of course Auntie thought I might have to live here for a long time, so she just bought a few more units.”
Xiang Long said with a smile.
“Hey, what a big face.”
Bai Lu also thought of this reason, but naturally she would not admit it.
“Okay, I’ve introduced you to the room. Why don’t you take a rest first? I…”
Just as she was about to leave, Xiang Long held her in his arms.
Feeling the strong masculine aura coming from Xiang Long, Bai Lu’s cheeks couldn’t help but turn rosy, she hugged Xiang Long with her backhand and whispered:
“What are you going to do? My parents are both at home.”
This sounded like a warning, but it irritated Xiang Long even more, and he couldn’t help but lower his head:
“It doesn’t matter, uncle and aunt are all downstairs…”
Before she finished speaking, she kissed Bai Lu’s soft lips.
“Well, you…”
Bai Lu struggled briefly, then gave up completely, immersed in Xiang Long’s tenderness.
a long time,
The two of them separated slightly panting.
“You bad guy, how dare you be so bold in my house.”
Bai Lu pinched Xiang Long gently, her face was flushed, and her eyes looking at Xiang Long were watery and charming.
“Who makes Teacher Bai so tempting? I can’t help it.”
Xiang Long kissed Bai Lu’s smooth forehead and said with a smile.
“Hmph, I think you are just lustful.”
Bai Lu rolled her eyes at Xiang Long and said angrily.
“That big pervert is going to do bad things…”
Xiang Long lowered his head again.
The atmosphere is wonderful again…
After a long while,
It wasn’t until Xiang Long’s hands were dishonest again that Bai Lu broke away with force and said with a blushing face:
“Wait, wait a minute, Lili.”
“Um?”
Xiang Long gasped and looked at his girlfriend, he couldn’t control himself.
Feeling Xiang Long’s hot eyes that seemed to melt her, Bai Lu took a deep breath and managed to calm down:
“Don’t you want a birthday present?”
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