People are running for men, and Bai Mengyan is crying at the beginning

Xiang Long held the long biscuit like a microphone and came to Bai Lu with a serious expression:

“Time flies so fast. In the blink of an eye, I have joined Running Man for two periods. When I think back to the first time I met Teacher Bai Lu, it feels like last week.”

Bai Lu held back her laughter and rolled her eyes: “It doesn’t seem like it, it was last week.”

“Well, that’s not important.”

Xiang Long’s expression remained unchanged and he said in a serious tone:

“Looking back on the past two programs, Teacher Bai Lu has given me a lot of help.”

“It was she who taught me how to change things from one idea to another;”

“It was she who taught me how to create program effects;”

“It was her who told me how to make a better career in the entertainment industry.”

“I am deeply grateful and sincerely grateful for Teacher Bai Lu’s guidance and instruction.”

“In order to express my gratitude to Teacher Bai Lu, I specially composed a song for her. Every sentence and word in the song embodies my deep feelings for Teacher Bai…”

Listening to Xiang Long’s affectionate words,

Bai Lu’s expression was stunned at first, then confused, and finally turned into a deep vigilance——

According to the variety show tips Xiang Long told her before, at this time, she had to dig through the baggage.

really,

When she heard Xiang Long singing from behind, her face instantly turned red——

Xiang Long pinched his thigh first, then looked at Bai Lu affectionately with tears in his eyes, and sang in a depressed voice:

“Pig – you have two holes in your nose,”

“When you have a cold, you still have runny nose~~”

“Pig – you have dark eyes,”

“Looking and looking, but I can’t see the edge↗↗”

Hearing Xiang Long’s singing, everyone present froze instantly, and the place was silent.

next moment,

Shocking laughter burst out!

“Hahahahaha!”

“Xiang Long, do you want to tease me like this?”

“Is this how you say thank you?”

“Sure enough, every lyric is condensed with deep gratitude.”

Not only did everyone at the scene burst into laughter,

The audience in the live broadcast room was even more delighted:

[Hahaha, Xiang Long, are you going to laugh me to death? 】

[I should have guessed that if Xiang Long was really grateful, he would never say so much]

[Bai Lu: Listen to me, thank you…]

[Bai Lu: I have received your thanks, please accept my thanks too – look at the sword! 】

[Are you sure this song expresses gratitude, not murderous intent? 】

【Thank you, pig~~】

This way,

Bai Lu finally recovered from the shock, and then, a sharp voice cut through the scene:

“Ah ~ Xiang Lili! You are dead this time!”

After saying that, Bai Lu rushed towards Xiang Long with a red face.

Why would Xiang Long just stand there?

So, while running, he held a biscuit as a microphone and continued to output steadily:

“Pig head, pig brain, pig body, pig tail”

“A good baby who is never picky about food”

“Sleep until after three hours of sun exposure every day”

“Never brush your teeth…never fight…”

Along with his singing, Bai Lu’s screams became louder and louder, and the laughter of everyone at the scene became louder and louder. Many program staff also fell to the ground with laughter and could not straighten their backs.

The barrage in the live broadcast room was completely wiped out by “Hahahahaha”, and the number of viewers also exceeded the 530,000 mark in one fell swoop, breaking the record of the number of viewers set in the previous episode.

[Hahaha, even if you look at the history of Chinese variety shows, this scene is destined to be quite explosive! 】

[I’ve been living on this clip this year]

[The key point is that this song sounds really interesting]

[Although I’m a little disrespectful to Bai Lu, this song is really nice]

[The most important thing is that Xiang Long’s breath is still so stable while running, which is outrageous! 】

[Hahaha, the more stable Xiang Long sings, the more damage he will do to Bai Lu (ಥ_ಥ)…]

[Bai Mengyan, for the sake of this song, how about you accept this thank you? ๑乛◡乛๑】

[Are you asking Bai Lu to accept your thanks? You are clearly rubbing salt into my Lubao’s wounds]

…

This way,

Xiang Long finally pretended to be weak and was caught by Bai Lu.

Bai Lu completely lost her image and walked back while gasping for breath, pulling Xiang Long’s hair.

When she came to the stage, she let go of her hand. Just when she was about to say something, she saw Xiang Long uttering “Ouch” and suddenly collapsed on the ground, his posture was like that good-for-nothing dog.

The key point is that with his 1.88 meter tall body and the muscles all over his body, this posture makes people feel extremely ridiculous and hilarious.

“Get up!”

Bai Lu suppressed her smile and said pretending to be angry.

“I…I can’t get up.”

Xiang Long glanced at Bai Lu and said the toughest words in the most cowardly tone: “You let me

I’ll get up if I get up, do I still need an image? ”

Poof!

Bai Lu couldn’t help it anymore, she leaned on Xiang Long’s shoulder and laughed.

Xiang Long also suppressed laughter and spread his hands: “You all saw it, I didn’t touch her.”

After a while, the two of them got up.

Xiang Long asked impatiently: “How’s it going? Has Teacher Bai’s heartbeat increased this time?”

“increased.”

Deng Chao smiled and said: “When it was the highest just now, Bai Lu’s heartbeat was 160.”

“yes!”

Xiang Long clenched his fist hard, and then stretched out his right hand to high-five Bai Lu in celebration.

However, looking at Xiang Long’s extended palm, Bai Lu snorted and turned her head.

Xiang Long paused slightly, with an awkward smile on his face. He stretched out his left hand and took the initiative to find his right hand for a slap.

Seeing this, Deng Chao laughed again and asked Xiang Long:

“Xiang Long, the song just now was quite nice. What’s the name of the song?”

“Oh, this song is called “Pig Song”…”

Before he finished speaking, he heard Bai Lu beside him: “Huh?” ‘ With a sound, he moved his wrist and looked at himself with an unkind expression:

“What do you think this song is called?”

“Ah, this, this song is called… called…”

Xiang Long’s face was panicked, his eyes were evasive, and then he suddenly had an idea and said, “This song expresses my gratitude to Teacher Bai Lu, so it’s called “Dedicated to Bai Mengyan”.”

Bai Lu nodded with satisfaction, but then, when she thought of the lyrics, her expression changed, and her little hand climbed to Xiang Long’s arm again:

“Take advantage of me again, right? Give you one last chance. What’s the name of the song?”

“hiss–”

Xiang Long bared his teeth, pretending to be in great pain and shouted: “I forgot the name of this song. How about Teacher Bai give it a name?”

Bai Lu then let go of her hand and said, “Since you wrote it, I think it should be called “To Myself”.”

“To myself?”

Xiang Long was dumbfounded for a while.

Bai Lu was happy: “Why, do you think this name is unpleasant?”

“No, no, it sounds good, it sounds great, it’s concise, elegant, catchy, and it matches the lyrics perfectly.”

Xiang Long’s body trembled and he said immediately.

Seeing this,

Deng Chao said contemptuously: “Xiao Xiang, you can’t do this, you have to stand up!”

Chen He and others also echoed:

“Yes, that’s the song you wrote. How can you let others change the name casually?”

“It’s not me who is causing trouble. Anyway, I can’t bear to let this go…”

“Whatever the name is, just call it the original one, Pig Song!”

With the support of several people, Xiang Long straightened his back quietly and said to Bai Lu:

“Hey, who is that? I want to change the name of the song. “To Myself” is not too…”

Before he finished speaking, Bai Lu came over with a glare: “What did you say?”

Xiang Long’s body shrank instantly and his tone stuttered:

“No, it’s nothing. I mean, the title Teacher Bai gave me for my new song is so… awesome!”

Bai Lu’s beautiful and clear eyes were full of smiles, and she gave Xiang Long a look: “Then tell everyone in front of the national audience, did you change this name voluntarily, or did I force you to change it?”

“I was changed voluntarily…”

Xiang Long blurted out.

“Um?”

Bai Lu took another stab in the eye.

“Ah, no, I mean, I volunteered.”

Xiang Long wiped the sweat from his forehead and gave the camera a smile that was uglier than crying:

“Friends in the live broadcast room, I…I promise that I voluntarily changed the name of “Pig Song” to “To Myself”…”

Seeing this,

The audience in the live broadcast room burst into laughter:

[Hahahaha, that’s enough for you two! 】

[How arrogant I was when I sang “Pig Song” just now, how humble I feel now when I change the name to “To Myself”]

[Audiences across the country know that you were volunteered]

[Xiang Long, if you continue like this, the status of this family will slip to the Mariana Trench]

[Xiang·I am not a coward but a lover·Long]

recording scene,

After experiencing the ‘voluntary name change’, Xiang Long and Bai Lu went down.

Subsequently, Deng Chao, Nazha and others also came on stage one by one.

However, because the previous performances by Xiang Long and Bai Lu were too explosive, the effect of their performances was much smaller.

soon,

At the end of the second round of the game, Xiang Long and Bai Lu, whose total heartbeats reached 360, won the first place without any suspense, and were rewarded with the opportunity to ask the program team whether the mysterious water they held was real.

Of course, for the two people who already know the result of the mysterious water, this reward has no meaning.

This round of the game ended, and in the evening, everyone took the bus back to the hotel to prepare for the third round of the game after dinner.

On the way back, Xiang Long and Bai Lu rode in the same car.

Both of them sit

In the back seat.

Looking at the delicate face next to him and the charming smile, and thinking of the clues she had revealed in the game, Xiang Long suddenly couldn’t control himself and asked with a pun:

“Teacher Bai, are you… bullying me on purpose?”

Not only was he asking Bai Lu if she was bullying him in the game on purpose, but he was also asking if Bai Lu was deliberately trying to take advantage of his love for her.

If it’s the former, there’s naturally nothing to say.

But if it’s the latter, it means that at least Bailu is not opposed to the further development of the two!

Therefore, after asking, Xiang Long stared at Bai Lu with bright eyes, holding his breath, waiting for her answer.