“What a poor child.” Shen Long looked at the endless darkness and said a little embarrassed: “Selena, maybe we should help him…”
Before he finished speaking, the little catwoman had already broken free from the constraints of 2B and quietly jumped into a passing garbage truck.
“Goodbye, stupid boy, beep~” In the last glance with Shen Long, she stretched out an upward middle finger and made a tongue-sticking grimace.
“Oops, my check.”
“Dragon, are you looking for this?” 2B spread his hands and it was the check that was stolen by Kitten Woman.
“2B, you’re amazing.” The excited Shen Long did not hold back, hugged 2B and kissed her tender face like steamed egg soup.
“Dragon, is this your human way of expressing happiness?” 2B asked cutely.
“Hmm.” Shen Long nodded, the kissing ceremony is as popular in the West as the handshake ceremony in the East, and it is certain to follow the customs.
Oh –
oh – oh – oh –
Before Shen Long could react, he was tightly hugged by 2B and gnawed on his face.
Feeling the enthusiasm of 2B, Shen Long’s face was filled with indescribable happiness.
“Well, 2B, you’re holding it so tight, I’m about to suffocate.”
Shen Long, who realized that something was wrong, quickly let 2B let go of himself.
“Ahem… Shen Long rolled his eyes: “2B, are you planning to murder me?” “
“Dragon, I’m sorry.” 2B still looked dumbfounded: “I thought that doing this would make you feel more happy.” ”
“──”
Shen Long’s hair was full of black lines, remembering the joke Harvey had played on him in the police station, and his sound limbs were the best proof that he had not slept with 2B.
Coming to Gordon’s residence on West Bay Street, Shen Long was not in the mood to eat any big meal, found some skim milk and whole wheat bread from the refrigerator, ate and drank enough, took a hot bath, turned over into bed and fell asleep.
2B also followed his example and went into sleep mode, except that when she rested, the black box ran at low idle speed, just to reduce energy consumption.
At night, Shen Long had a wonderful dream.
2B suddenly changed from a robot to a real person, and the two not only fell in love, but even got married and had children, living a happy life every day.
It wasn’t until the sun rose that he woke up from this beautiful dream, and the touch in the dream did not disappear because he opened his eyes.
On his body, at the moment, an octopus-like creature is entangled.
A strange woman, to be exact!
Shen Long could even feel the heat of the woman’s earlobe as she breathed.
He sat up abruptly from the bed, and after reciting “Hallelujah” eighteen times in his heart, he set his sights on the woman he shared in bed.
However, reality told him that this big sister with a hot figure, short blonde hair with ears, and a flower arm was not the 2B little sister he wanted.
“Oh North Nose, you woke up early enough.” The woman also sat up from the bed, sleepy and hazy lying on Shen Long’s back.
“My dear, you don’t know how hard it is to live in New York.”
“Oh, buy Ka!” Shen Long was so shocked that he suddenly broke free of her and rolled from the side of the bed to the floor
“Oh Shett!” When the woman saw clearly that the man she had slept with all night was not James Gordon, she casually grabbed a pillow and smashed it towards Shen Long, cursing viciously on her mouth: “You bold little furry thief, do you know whose house this is, do you know who the woman you sleep with is, I swear in the name of God, you will pay for it, my boyfriend will press your head into the sewer and let the rat gnaw your nose.” ”
Shen Long was just about to explain, an ashtray flew towards him, he dodged sideways, hit the wall and shattered.
Sou! The lamp on the bedside table also flew up, and Shen Long flashed again, and the crystal lampshade scattered debris all over the place.
Boom! Next was a gold diamond-encrusted heel, hovering in mid-air, unbiased and smashing on the door of his head.
“Stop, stop!” Just when the woman grabbed her other shoe and was about to launch a fatal blow, Shen Long quickly signaled her to stop, and Lian Zhu Cannon seemed to explain: “Of course I know that this is Sheriff Gordon’s home, I also know that you are Barbara Irene, and I also know that you have bad habits such as alcoholism, gambling and drugs, but it doesn’t matter, you are the future Queen of Gotham, and no one dares to treat you well.” ”
“Is this enough, big sister?” Shen Long covered his forehead with a small bag: “Thank God, fortunately it didn’t hit the face, I will rely on it to eat in the future.” ”
“So how did you get in?” Only then did Barbara lay down her weapon.
“Of course, I opened the door with a key.” Shen Long looked aggrieved.
“And say you’re not a thief!” Barbara held up her shoes again, and the key she understood was a master key, not the key to her own door.
“Help, wow! Kill! Miss 2B, save me! Shen Long’s screams spread throughout the room.
Just then, Gordon, who had returned from a night shift, pushed the door and entered….
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