People Teach Rebels, Start Feeding Lao Tzu to Eat the Fallen Holy Pill

"Hmph, it's not a poor preacher preaching, it's Li Chun's little friend preaching, we are listening!

Dao Xiangguang rising Dao,

It's just that he said it, but it's unbelievable!

Di Jun was so shocked that he almost fell to the ground, looked at Daozu and the others in disbelief, and exclaimed: "Teacher, what do you mean, Li Chun is preaching? Are you listening? Dao? How is this possible? Li Chun is just a big Luo Jin

, how can he preach to you?

Not only was Emperor Jun surprised by this, but anyone in Honghuang who knew about it would be so shocked that his jaw dropped.

"How is it impossible? But it's the truth!

At this moment, Li Chun walked out slowly with his hands behind his back, taking eight-character steps.

Strangely, every time he took a step, the lunar real fire on the lunar star was nodding to him, as if to welcome their old age.

"Li Chun, you

Di Jun looked at Li Chun as if he had seen a ghost and exclaimed.

Li Chun came over, opened his hands, and directly hugged the two goddesses of the yin in his arms, and said solemnly: "Hey, Di Jun, go back to your heaven, Chang Xi and Xihe are already poor Dao Companion, if you dare to come to the lunar star again, be careful that the poor Dao smashes your heavenly palace and completely overturns it.

Destroy your monster!You know, Pindao always does what he says and never lies!

The two goddesses of the yin were surprisingly not resisting, and Li Chun was allowed to hold them like this.

At this time, Erhai's heart was like a deer living in it, and it kept bumping around, causing them to panic.

"you you you

Emperor Jun was trembling all over, looking at Li Chun and the two goddesses of the yin with an incredible look, gritted his teeth, bowed his hands to the Taoist ancestor and the saints of the heavens, and then turned back to the heavenly court.

After Di Jun left, Li Chun and the saints of the heavens returned to the lunar star, and Li Chun continued to explain the fourth method of sanctification to the saints of the heavens.

At this moment, the two goddesses of Taiyin could not hear anything, but they just stared at Li Fu blankly, their eyes full of the appearance of Li Chun.

On the other side, Qian Tingzhong and Princess Dong are holding a grand wedding for Di Jun.

The whole Tiangong is decorated with lanterns, the rays of sunshine are reckless, the auspiciousness is transpiring, the dragons offer pearls, the colorful phoenixes are auspicious, the unicorns are trembling and roaring, not to mention how lively it is.

"After a while, when the big brother comes back, the big guy shouts hard!

Donghuang Taiyi said excitedly

"it is good!

The demons roared.

After a while, I saw from a distance, Di Jun and the team of welcoming relatives flew over

Donghuang Taiyi didn't know why, and said loudly: "Shout to this emperor!

"We welcome His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven to return to the palace, and welcome the Queen of Heaven to return to the palace.

The demons raised their voices and roared.

Hearing this voice for a moment, his face turned green in an instant.

This voice, every word like an arrow, every sentence like a knife, stabbed at Di Jun's heart frantically, and the pierced Di Jun's heart was bleeding madly

Di Jun only felt ashamed that he was thrown into his grandmother's house, so he wanted to find a seam to get in, with red eyes, and roared: "Go away, where did you come from, where are you?

Saying that, Di Jun turned into a streamer and went back to the heaven.

He really has no face to stay here!

The crowd mourned.

Donghuang Taiyi was also bewildered, looked at the big demon in the welcoming team, and asked, "What happened?

It's good to say that there is a female vagina that is a bully

The demons heard the old face twitching violently, their mouths wide open, and they didn't know what to say.

"Fortunately, it's another good thing for Li Fuhuan and my demon clan.

Dong Huangtai gritted his teeth and hated his teeth.

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Chapter 2 Di Jun also has a crush on the female Xian?

In the lunar star, Li Chun explains the fourth method of sanctification

I don't know how long it took, Li Chun finally stopped.

The saints were dizzy, because at the crucial point,

Li Chun did not make it clear,

Li Chun got up, looked at the saints, cupped his hands and said, "Master, all saints, this sermon is over!"

The saints nodded.

Daozu pondered, without saying a word, turned around and stepped into the void, and went back to the Ziqing Palace.

The saints also left

When Taishang Laozi left, he glared at Li Chun and said angrily: "Li Chun, Pindao is waiting for you to come back at Shouyang Mountain!

Having said that, Taishang Laozi also turned around and went back to Yangshan Mountain.

Li Chun sucked in a breath of cold air and muttered: "Master's heart is really smaller than the eye of a needle.

Taishang Lao Tzu, who was crossing the long river of time and space, heard that his figure was thick, and he almost fell into the long river of time and space, losing himself.

"Rebel,

A roar came from the void, and a shoe.

Xing Chun dodged his shoes and laughed.

"Brother stinky, you are really amazing, you even preached to the Taoist ancestor and the saints of the heavens.

Goddess Chang Xi came over and said with a smile.

Xing Chun Li Li smiled wrongly: "Huai Xing!?

"That Li Chun, we didn't understand what you said just now, why don't you explain it to us again?

Xi and the goddess also came up and said with a smile.

Li Chun nodded, looked at the two daughters with a smile, and said: "Second sister, you also know that there is a fee for the poor preaching. No exception, what can you give to the poor?

The two goddesses looked at Li Chun with resentment.

Li Chun approached the two daughters, hehe smiled, and said, "Why don't you

"Stinky brother

The two girls understood, and immediately became embarrassed, chasing after Li Chun and making trouble.

On the days of the lunar star, Li Chun was extremely relaxed.

Then, Li Chun stayed in the Taiyin Star for a while, then said goodbye to the two Taiyin goddesses and left for the Great Desolation.

Although the Great Yinxing is good, it will destroy the people's voice!

Li Chun still has a lot of things to do, so naturally he won't stay on the moon star all the time

The crisis of the human race has not been resolved, Li Chun must work hard to get the saints of the heavens to take action before the demon race slaughtered the human race and wiped out the demon race in one fell swoop.

Li Chun was not worried about whether Qian Dijun would go to the Moon Star to harass the two goddesses again.

After all, after what happened last time, even if he borrowed [-] more courage from Emperor Jun, he would not dare to go to Taiyin Star.

Li Chun flew aimlessly in the wild on a cloud.

"This time Pindao destroyed Di Jun's heavenly marriage, then Di Jun is afraid that he hates Pindao very much. If Di Jun takes revenge on Pindao, Pindao has no defense, no, he can't be so passive, it seems that Pindao has to come first. Go to the Heavenly Court and feel the situation!

Li Chun thought about it, so he turned around the cloud and went straight to the heaven.

On the way, Li Chun knocked over a big demon, and then burned it to ashes with the real fire of 440 yang of ether, and then turned into the big demon, and easily mixed into the heaven.

When he arrived in Heaven, Li Chun inquired a little, only to realize that he seemed to think too much.

Di Hua Xiping was beaten badly by him!

Since the last time I came back from the lunar star, I have borrowed wine every day to eliminate the autumn, and every day I have a Chinese flute. It seems that I am using alcohol to numb myself.

Li Huante actually went to the Phixiang Hall, and when he saw the statue of the emperor who was so drunk, he couldn't help but wonder, "This emperor Jun has been beaten by the poor Taoist, and he has become like this.

"Poor baby!

"This Di Jun seems to be really drunk.

Outside the Hall of Fragrance, Li Chun couldn't help but stare

"Hey hey, do you want to repeat the old tricks, make the whole plan look like that, and make the emperor handsome again?"

The light in Li Chun's eyes flickered uncertainly, the bad water in his stomach was surging up, hehe, the thief laughed.

Now that Di Jun is drunk, this is a good opportunity!

If it is normal, I am afraid that Suichun will not have this opportunity at all.

Li Chun thought of it and did it, his figure flashed, and he quietly swept into the Phixiang Hall, waved his sleeves, and opened a cabinet in the side hall next to the Phixiang Hall.

Li Chun turned his hand over, and a piece of jade appeared. He repeated the same technique to carve the goddess of the goddess.

Then, he wrote some sentences that he felt disgusting, and put them in the cabinet of the side hall.

"Nvguo Niangniang, my Dijun loves you to death, and I love you to the death, without you, my Dijun can't live

"Hmph, what kind of thing is Ji Meng, who dares to blaspheme Nvxian Niangniang, now this emperor still uses him, and after the Lich War, this emperor will kill Ji Meng first, dare to follow me The emperor robbed the goddess of Nuwa, and did not pee and take pictures of himself

"Hmph, this emperor only has two days a day, and the female Guo Niangniang belongs to this emperor, and it can only be this emperor's. One day, this emperor will get your person, Nujuan Niangniang.