People write diaries in books, and the heroines are broken

"Top quality?" Lu Taoyao was confused when she saw the words in the diary.

Using three "top quality" in a row, what kind of adjective is this?

I can't even tell the positive and negative meanings, damn it!

Are you saying that I'm a slut? No, I'm quite chaste.

There are stupid fruits on the stupid tree, and you and I are under the stupid tree.

Not only Lu Taoyao, but even Lin Danzhuang beside her was confused, not knowing what the words in the diary meant.

"Yaoyao, what does Lin Chuan mean by this? Top-notch, do you mean your figure, your looks, or your skills in bed?"

As she spoke, Lin Danzhuang looked at Lu Taoyao with a suspicious look, and continued to mutter to herself:

"It shouldn't be like this. Although your breasts are big, they are not as big as Youchu's. Your legs are long, but not as long as Mimi's. You are pretty, but not as pretty as me. You shouldn't be top-notch in appearance."

Hearing this, Lu Taoyao became Spartan.

She opened her mouth wide, took a few deep breaths, pointed at her best friend with trembling fingers, and couldn't even speak.

This was because she was angry.

"Lin Danzhuang, what do you mean!"

"What do you mean my breasts are not big, my legs are not long, and I am not good-looking! No matter what, I am a beauty, but why do you say I am useless? I will never let you go if I don't make things clear today!"

Lin Danzhuang glanced at her and shook her head.

"I'm telling the truth. Judging from your appearance, you are a very balanced type, but you are a little bold in your words and deeds."

Balance means that everything is ordinary.

Lu Taoyao lowered her head and looked at her curvy figure.

Her figure and appearance are already great, but people are pissed off by comparison.

Lin Danzhuang's words were like a sharp knife, piercing Lu Taoyao's fragile heart, chilling her heart~

Lu Taoyao was hit so hard that she was a little confused!

But Lin Danzhuang hadn't finished her words.

"If it weren't for the appearance, then a normal man would probably describe a woman as being in bed. Have you slept with Lin Chuan?"

Her tone was flat, and it was hard to tell whether she was happy or angry, but it made Lu Taoyao shudder all over.

This matter concerns her innocence, so she dared not admit it casually.

"Danzhuang, what are you talking about? I don't even know who this Lin Chuan is, how could I sleep with him?"

She waved her hands in panic and tried her best to refute.

"No, you know this Lin Chuan. If I'm not mistaken, he should be my fiancé, the eldest son of the Zhonghai Lin family. You have seen him several times when he harassed me."

Lin Danzhuang said slowly.

Lu Taoyao was confused at first, then suddenly realized, and then a few drops of cold sweat appeared on his forehead.

"I remember you told me at that time that you thought Lin Chuan was quite handsome, a bit like Brother Hu, and you seemed to like teasing him?"

Lin Danzhuang added.

At this point, Lu Taoyao couldn't sit still anymore, and hurriedly explained: "Danzhuang, you have to believe me, I just like to talk nonsense, but in fact, I am absolutely innocent with this Lin Chuan, I'm going to give you four thumbs up!"

"Don't you know me yet? My heart will always belong to you, the heavens and the sun and the moon can testify. If I have any improper relationship with Lin Chuan, I will have to eat instant noodles without seasoning packets for the rest of my life!"

As she said this, Lu Taoyao also raised four thumbs up, and her look was so sincere.

Lin Danzhuang said "Oh" without comment.

But Lu Taoyao was relieved.

Apart from anything else, she was still a virgin, how could she have a relationship with a playboy like Lin Chuan?

The atmosphere in the office slowed down slightly, but it was still a bit solemn.

Fortunately, this embarrassment did not last long, and Japan was updated again.

[The most amazing thing about this silly girl Lu Taoyao is that she is a rookie who has never been in love, but she always likes to pretend to be an experienced driver to tease this handsome guy, and she also likes to give advice to my wife Danzhuang from time to time. How lucky is she]

Seeing this, Lin Danzhuang couldn't help but chuckle, turned her head and asked:

"Oh, my Yaoyao has never been in love? I said that when you gave me advice before, I always felt something was wrong."

Lu Taoyao was directly embarrassed.

She couldn't respond to this!

"I, although I have never been in love, I have studied professional knowledge in this area in depth."

"This is called rich theoretical experience. I have a very solid foundation in that area. There is no problem with the advice you gave to Danzhuang!"

"Back then, Zhao Kuo could talk about war on paper. Now I, Lu Taoyao, have rich theories. It must be no problem for me to give advice to my best friend."

She could only talk nonsense.

A prominent sophistry!

Lin DanzhuangZhuang was amused by this: "Zhao Kuo suffered a disaster not long after he started talking about war on paper. Don't be so confident."

Lu Taoyao waved her hand and said, "That can't be generalized. When it comes to love and intimacy between men and women, there is not much difference between theory and practice."

I'm just stubborn. As long as I'm stubborn, I'm invincible!

It's already this time. Lu Taoyao feels that even if she feels guilty, she has to hold on, otherwise she will really be laughed at by her best friend.

But before Lu Taoyao can be stubborn for long, the diary is updated again.

As if predicting Lu Taoyao's reaction, a few lines of big words appeared on it.

[The most outrageous thing is that if this woman is really rich in theory, it's fine, but her experience in some aspects is all learned from the dirty joke website, and the character of Lao Si Ji is also established by those distorted dirty jokes. 】

【Not only that, she herself is unaware of it, she is really an old lady crawling into bed, making me laugh】

"..." Lu Taoyao almost couldn't hold back her embarrassment.

Lin Danzhuang saw this and burst out laughing.

"Hahahahaha!"

"Yaoyao, you are amazing, you are really amazing, relying on dirty jokes to pretend to be an old driver?"

"Oh, I can't stand it anymore, my stomach hurts from laughing, old driver, help me."

The iceberg beauty on weekdays, now laughed forward and backward, shaking her body, completely lost her usual image of a cold female president.

If this is seen by outsiders, it will definitely be a big surprise.

Lu Taoyao couldn't laugh anymore.

Tears were rolling in her stomach.

Her toes kept tapping on the ground, tapping, tapping, and she almost tapped out a three-bedroom and one-living room.

Shushu, I don't want to live today!