Pervert King Seong Gui Nam

Hayeon's favorable impression of me was raised to conditional A. Conditional means that he doesn't know what to do with his mind.

That means I can soon change to a complete A depending on how I do it.

On the morning of Hayeon's discharge, we asked the manager who came to pick her up to ask for her understanding and talked in a corner of a nearby coffee shop.

The conversation lasted for about an hour, starting with an anecdote that Choi Dong-sun and I were involved in, and about our future relationship.

Like her wife in divorce court, Ha-yeon calmly expressed her honest feelings that she couldn't say on the day she broke up.

I still get goose bumps when I think about the past when I spent six months living in a different house without knowing that my boyfriend had lived in a different house." Even those happy days feel like lies.

I was just listening. I said all my positions of longing for multiculturalism that day, and women recalled the words of the vocal cords that just listening to the story could relieve their resentment.

If it had been my personality, I would have been gibberish, but Ha-yeon sighed when she saw me not making excuses unexpectedly.

"I told you what is the most important thing between lovers?”

"Trust, trust."

"But it's broken now."

I nodded my head without a murmur.

"Think about it. Since I love other men and men alike, how would you feel if the three of you asked me to be happy together?”

"Well, I think you could do it.”

"What does that mean?"

"Honestly, if it were me before, I would never understand, but Hayeon, if you did, I could. Well, if that happens, you could turn it upside down, but at least that's how I feel now. That's how much I love you. I think I can understand you even if you meet another man.”

Of course it was a lie.

I did this knowing that Hayeon's personality makes it unlikely.

If Ha-yeon brings another slug to my face, I will break the carotid artery by throwing a neck slice with all my might even before he greets me.

There is no change in the mind that Moon-jung and Ha-yeon cannot share as much with others.

"I really don't understand. So what's the difference between humans and animals? How can you love two people at once? Can you do that?"

"There are times when I don't understand myself like this. But what should I do? That's how I feel."

"I told you that the three of us could meet together?”

"First of all, that's the position.”

"He's out of his mind, too. Then how do you get married? Three of us get married, and each of us has a child, and we're raising one in-house? And what if you fall in love with someone else in the middle of it? Maybe 100 people can live together later?”

"I haven't thought about it yet.”

"You see, this is an end-to-end relationship. It's never gonna happen.”

"Isn't that the same for general relationships? It's a relationship between a man and a woman who loves each other as if they were going to die today, and then can break up tomorrow for nothing."

"Oh, real sage time is coming~········. This makes me look like a weird person.”

"No, of course you're normal. Moonjung and I are crazy."

"Do you know?"

"Knowing ··········."

"I don't know. If I stay with you two, I'll be a nut together.”

"Can't you just be a madwoman? Let's live happily together. What?"

Hayeon asked back while fiddling with a paper cup containing water.

"You've never been slapped in a coffee shop, have you?”

"I have a hunch that I'm going to experience now ········……."

"I've already lost dozens of times in my mind."

"If that's how you feel, you can pour buckets. Think of it as an ice bucket and donate."

"I'm really curious, what the hell did you believe in?”

"My heart for you. I did something ridiculous to you, but my love for you is sincere. There's not a bit of shame in the sky."

Starting with that, I poured out the dog poop sophistry, or, the mysterious feces that had been sealed up like diarrhea.

"Ha-yeon, just give up your preconceived notions and think seriously. The more you do, the better. Don't that right?

He looked at my face with a look of anticipation of some amazing absurd remarks.

"Is love good or bad? Of course it's good. Then the more you love, the better. Who decided to love only one person at a time? "The best of faith, hope, and love is love. Why did you limit it to only one person?"

"That love isn't that love. Aside from men and women, it's love in general."

"Anyway, it includes love between the sexes.”

"I just can't understand that kind of relationship. I can't really do it with my head and my heart."

"Have you tried it? You have to experience it at least once to say that. Who knows? If you try it, why haven't you done it all this time? It's good enough to regret it."

[I know. Young people these days have a habit of giving up without even trying, tsk tsk tsk.

Master, there's a crack in Hayeon's heart. I know it doesn't make sense, but I'm falling for it a little by little.

I've been talking so fast lately.

Let's set up a pyramid company.

"Do you know why adultery was abolished?"

"But what's adultery? I've heard it a lot, but I don't know what it means. Adultery?

"The law says that a married person shouldn't cheat, and that's what a democratic society says? Why is the state invading privacy?”

"Because the other person is hurt!"

"Hey, do you get hurt a lot in your life? There's no end to that. If someone told me I was ugly, I was hurt. So you can punish him, too.”

"Isn't that an insult?"

I see.

"Well, the important thing here is that adultery is gone. The state has now acknowledged it. Love is better the more you do."

"I don't understand that. Why did you get rid of it?”

"Ha-yeon, I loved you and I still love you."

"Why?"

"Let's have a date, three of us.”

The guy who was about to drink coffee stopped by.

"Kkkkkk! You want to meet with me and Moonjung?”

"Oh, I'll meet you just once, and if it doesn't work, I'll let you go in a cool way then. Why are you controlled by outdated conventionalities without even trying?"

"Why are you coming out of here?"

"No, it's not Tongyeong, but Tong/···········" Anyway, that's not the point. Huh? Let's give it a try. I can do that for old times' sake. We're the others."

I remembered the three-way intersection of Im Chan-mi and Sol-yi.

Although I gave up Chanmi in the middle, the two of them went into the motel together.

Of course, it would be a little too much to compare with the two due to Hayeon's personality, but it was encouraging that Moon Jung-eun was positive and both had a bisexual temperament.

Who knows? How could they be more compatible if it leads to the cherry blossom Happy Sex?

Just imagining it makes the bulleted hair stand up.

If we can't stop, we can just detonate a ferromon bomb.

It's a waste to use it for just two people, but you can just get the item again.

Ha-yeon, lost in thought for a moment, reluctantly accepted the offer.

"Just once.”

Yes24!

Moonjung, let's call Moonjeong!

Get out of here! Get out of here!

However, the implementation had to be postponed to the next time. This is because Hayeon's company contacted me to come in quickly.

It was comforting that Ha-yeon's heart was relieved and that she got a three-some date appointment.

***

A week after that.

While lying in the empty room of Heaven watching the wild snow, good news came from Sunkyung's sister.

In other words, Choi Dong-sun's case was finally completed.

Take off your voice. Zilot your pants!

"Vocal cords, it's because I didn't talk, but I don't know how nervous I've been."

[Why?]

"Just in case Choi Dong-sun is going to hurt me. My heart dropped when I saw Matiz on the street, and I seriously thought about whether I should write, "I don't intend to commit suicide and I don't have heart disease." Now I can sleep with my feet stretched out."

[Good job.]

Congratulations, {Congratulations. You've had a hard time.}

Yeah, we're done with one big thing, so we'll have a party.

I had to shoot a full saloon at my testicles due to the failure of DJ Hello One Night, but I entered the group chat with pleasure.

Friday, full saloon call?

Kim Dong Hyun [Call]

Lim Chang-soo [Johnna Cole]

Ha Sang-hee [Triple Call]

By the way, is the DJ Hello event still valid?]

Lim Chang-soo [What are you going to bet this time?]

How about a sex tour in the Philippines?

I'm Ugly Korean son of a gun. Get out of here and die.

Ha Sang-hee. [Looks like you have something to say]Hehe]

Kim Dong-hyun [That bravado]

Im Chang-soo [222 100% bluffing]

[No, I already did it]]

Lim Chang-soo [Crazy]

Lim Chang-soo [I followed DJ Hello on Instagram after that day and found out that he hardly had time in Korea]

Kim Dong Hyun [Are you dreaming?] You're not going to wake up?]

Ha Sang-hee.

Im Chang-soo. [That day, you're so stupid that you couldn't even speak properly.

What if I did it for real? Are you going to be sick?

Lim Chang-soo [You fool]

Kim Dong Hyun [But how can I believe that?] Do you have proof? We can't prove it if we just did it.

Im Chang-soo. [He's a hundred percent liar]

(Selfie with DJ Hello)

Im Chang-soo [What's up?]

Kim Dong Hyun [Wow? Pinky?]

Ha Sang-hee [Oh+_+]

I'm coming to you, you bastards.

Lim Chang-soo is out.

Sung Gwi-nam invited Im Chang-soo.

Do you want to go back?

Kim Dong Hyun left.

Lim Chang-soo is out.

Ha Sang-hee. [Brother, you know that, right?] I've never suspected you before.Hehe]

Shut up. You need to get your hands ready.

Ha Sanghee is out.

"You sons of bitches. When we meet on Friday, everyone will be lucky."

I accessed the saxophia again.

"You've gone to the fight, you've gone to the ringtone, you've all gone to the testicles except me."

The works that I was enjoying in the midst of were completed one after another, so I had to look for new articles.

It has entered the 'Expiration' category.

It is a kind of recommendation column, which is a bulletin board that aims to share and publish all of the works together.

I touched a post titled 'Recommendation of Recent Postings' which received the most sympathy. It was a review with a brief plot and a description of the writer's point of entry.

"Look at my handwriting. With this handwriting, I can write it myself.”

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1. The youngest daughter of a chaebol family (San Kyung)

- It's a new work by Sankyung who trusts and takes off. He broke all the records of the saxophia, and now he's on a roll even for a fee. The plot is that a large company employee who was in charge of the chaebol family's servants ends his life as a bullet holder, and after somehow reincarnated, he dreams of revenge while kissing the conglomerate's youngest daughter, a high school girl.

The point of the kick is high-altitude boarding. There's no explicit description of the relationship because of the Ahcheong law, but it's more thrilling for me.

2. Reincarnation White Horse (Jeong Jin-hoon)

- Who told you that the rice cake bowl of colored piazza became a dead man? Luxury tteok-hyeop has emerged that will make the cooperative liquid of brothers who remember the Rene Ssa-ssa era of tteok-hyeop cheap. It's the reincarnation of Jeong Ryun-hoon, the master of tteok-hyeop.

The story begins with the reincarnation of Kang-ho as a white woman. She's a writer who has a lot of experience, so I think even novice strawberries who are not interested in rice cake talks can be easily picked.

The prominence point is the lily chemistry of the main character, Byulidan, and her black bean.

3. The tutorials are too young (sandana)

- It's the work that many people are already evaluating.

One day, the Jagged-shaped tutorial tower suddenly appeared. The main character, Lee Ho-colored, impulsively chooses the level of difficulty of Hell and meets a protein doll that performs the tutorial in the tower. You have to get out of the tower with the tutorial idol, but unfortunately, the main character is so young (1 year old;;) that he is destined to wait until the doll is 20.

Readers are now only one year old, and they are shouting, "When do you wait until you are 20?" "The progress is too slow," but it is nevertheless a work that goes up and down the rankings with solid writing skills.

4. 'Look at the feet reflected in the sword,' 'Like toes cold,' 'Lick your feet drunk with a knife' (Yu Jin Sung-ki)

-It's a collection of foot jobs by Yu Jin Sung-ki, the author of the famous rice cake cooperation. All three are different works, and as the title suggests, the basic identity that penetrates the artist's view of the world is a foot job, so I put it together.

Tteok-hyeop has been relegated from the center of the genre novel to the non-mainstream. And a non-mainstream football in the achievement-oriented world. Eugene Sung-ki combined these two non-mainstreamers with their own colors and atmosphere to turn them into great daughters.

I was not interested in football, so I also opened my eyes to new tastes through this work. These are works that I strongly recommend to people who are suffering from sexual dysfunction who are tired of the normal tendency to achievement, but don't want to be too hard.

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Yoo Jin-sung-gi, a hardcore footballer, is a writer that I like, too.

The two finished ones I had seen before, I started to search for and read a new series of "Lick Your Stuffed Foots."

It was the second episode of the movie, eating chili peppers like that.

There was a notification at the top of the app screen that a message came.

I checked the note box, thinking that it would be a promotion for a new work by a writer who has registered his preferred work.

Huh? What's this?

"Hey, cibeol? Look at this, vocal cords. Damn it."

an end

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