Pick Up A Little Fairy

Nine days above, yuxu palace.

The old man with the auspicious cloud and purple crown on his head and the blue Xiaguang Taoist robe frowned and stroked his beard. He looked at what he had in his hand, pondered for a moment, and then looked at other people. He sighed and shook his head slightly... He suddenly asked, "yes, my dear old friend, can we do something great?"

"At the beginning, old friends can rest assured." Laojun said with a smile: "this time we will make Luotian stable for a while... What are you doing, old bastard?"

Taishanglaojun grasped the hand under Yuanshi Tianzun's table. Seeing that Yuanshi Tianzun was holding a card, he was so angry that he was blowing his beard and staring, and his immortal temperament disappeared.

Yuanshi Tianzun sitting on his right hand side was the Lingbao Tianzun. He looked at Yuanshi Tianzun with a smile and said, "do you hide cards again? It's too old. We won

Yuanshi Tianzun was furious: "bastard, I'm the boss! Don't you know let me! Don't make the boss blush, you can't have a better time! "

Lingbao Tianzun sneered: "you're an old man. You can't play in Yin. You've been playing mahjong, Pai Gow and suoha dice slot machine for so long. When did you win? The last time you played mahjong, you and the Jade Emperor boy secretly changed the cards. You still don't know how to hide the cards? Don't blame us for being impolite

With that, Lingbao Tianzun and Taishang Laojun jumped up and pressed Yuanshi Tianzun on the seat. Lingbao Tianzun laughed: "Taixu shenlei 12, because you cheat, so double, no magic weapon to protect your body..."

"Come on! Who cares! I'm not scared! " Yuanshi Tianzun's face is brave and fearless. Lingbao Tianzun and Taishang Laojun smile. Yuanshi Tianzun suddenly feels bad. The next moment, the bucket thick and thin Taixu shenlei falls down from the sky and cuts into Yuanshi Tianzun's face!

"Asshole - ah - all said - ah - hit people but not face - ah! -" At the beginning of the Yuan Dynasty, Tianzun screamed through yuxu palace.

A moment later, Taishang Laojun and Lingbao Tianzun gloated and looked at Yuanshi Tianzun. Yuanshi Tianzun's hair stood up and rubbed his blue cheek.

Yuanshi Tianzun grinned with pain, but could not help asking: "what happened to the weak water? I haven't dared to see her recently, and the pills in my pocket are almost ruined by her. "

"That girl is arrogant, I just excite her, she runs to ponder the town magic seal." The emperor stroked his beard and said with a smile, "if you let those guys go, it's natural for her to be responsible for bringing them back. And there's a problem in the lower bound. It's related to her, and she needs to solve it. "

After that, he looked at Lingbao Tianzun and said, "although Tianmen is closed, it's not a problem for Lingbao's old friends to open up a channel for her."

"One day in the sky, one year on the earth..." at the beginning of the Yuan Dynasty, Tianzun was so excited that he said, "so... We can be clean for at least 180 days!"

"Yes

"Dear old friend!"

"Yuanshi old friend!"

"We are free at last!"

The two immortals, who had great powers, were so excited that they hugged their heads and wept bitterly.

"Why does Lingbao's old friend frown?"

"When I hear you say it, I feel as if I have forgotten something..." Lingbao Tianzun frowned slightly. After a moment, he was suddenly stunned and asked, "what, weak water, how can she come back then?"

Taishanglaojun and Yuanshi Tianzun look at each other face to face. The difficulty of opening the passage from the fairyland is not the same level as that of opening the passage from the fairyland.

"It's best not to come back, but it's not her character..." Yuanshi Tianzun had an ominous premonition.

"No, no, no!" At this time, guangchengzi came running. He was out of breath. When he saw Yuanshi Tianzun, he immediately cried and reported: "all the magic pills in the immortal library are gone!"

At the beginning of Yuan Dynasty, Tianzun's face twitched.

Taishanglaojun and Lingbao Tianzun looked at each other. After a long time, taishanglaojun's expression was a little stiff and said: "originally... That girl is good..."

……

"Sneeze!"

Weak water made a big sneeze, a face of inexplicable.

"Can immortals sneeze, too?"

Yue Fei was shocked.

"You know too much!"

Weak water glares at Yue Fei, hums coldly, points to the balcony and says: "ah Huang, squat there, don't disturb me."

Ah Huang is the name of the local dog. It took ten seconds for the weak water to decide on the way home.

Ah Huang honestly climbed over and squatted there. Now he doesn't dare to get moldy.

Weak water in the hands of a pill swallowed, a surge of amazing aura burst in her body, and with amazing speed to heaven and earth. This kind of situation makes weak water hate teeth itch, but dare not waste time, quickly wave, spread the array around the room, try to lock most of the aura in the room.

The mysterious lines and runes flickered around, and Yue Fei was dazzled. Although he didn't know what those things meant, he felt very comfortable. It seemed that the air became very fresh in a moment, and even his body was relaxed.

"It's amazing. What you eat is the legendary elixir?"

"Would you like one?"

Weak water spread out his hand with a smile. In the palm of his tender hand lay a green, almond sized elixir. The dense fog circled the elixir. He knew that it was not an ordinary product.

Originally, Yue Fei thought that weak water's conscience had grown, but when she looked at it carefully, she was too strange to laugh, so she shook her head.

"You're wise. My pills don't digest so well. Now you're dead."

"Pills don't work. Do you have flat peaches?"

Yue Fei came up with the idea of flat peach, which can be eaten by ordinary people. It will become an immortal in 3000 years. It's faster than any cultivation!

"No, it's useless for me. When I wanted to eat it, I went to pick the fresh one. Why did I stay there?"

Weak water a face of disdain, flat peach in her eyes is just delicious.

It's a rare flat peach for ordinary immortals. People don't like it at all! Yue Fei is sad.

"Your strength is too poor now. If you meet a fierce monster, you don't even have the chance to escape. How can you help me do something important?" Weak water ignored Yue Fei's sadness and continued to fight him, "those fierce monsters can run over you with one finger! Don't think that all the monsters are just like ah Huang. There are many fierce monsters. As my assistant, if you are defeated, I will lose face

"For the sake of your good performance today, I'll teach you a very powerful magic skill. If you work hard, maybe you can succeed in it, and your problems will disappear. I set up the spirit gathering array in this house, and try to lock the aura in the house. Ah Huang and I absorb the refined aura. Even if it escapes from the body, most of it will be locked in the house for you to absorb. With your special constitution, as long as the brain is not an idiot, the cultivation should be very smooth. "

"If it doesn't go well... What do you mean when you say I'm a ninth generation pure Yang body?" Yue Fei asked carefully.

"I can't teach you well!"!? Yue Fei, are you looking down on me? " Weak water burst into a rage, "in that case, you might as well die!"

Yue Fei shrinks his neck and dares not tease the weak water any more. It was at this time that he remembered that there was a real immortal in front of him.

"Nine pure Yang body, as the name suggests." Weak water narrowed his eyes, the corner of his mouth cocked up, and said happily: "that is to say, you are a virgin who has never broken your body in the past nine lives, and you have been a bachelor for nine lives, do you understand?"

Yue Fei took a breath of air-conditioning. My mother's fourth uncle and grandfather, I've been single all my life!? Who did I invite? Who did I provoke!?

"I, I will not return it in my life..."

Weak water slightly frowned: "should not, nine is the number of extreme, extreme things will reverse, if you comply with the fate of the word, your life should be a peach blossom entangled image, if you still can't break the body... Your luck should not be so bad?"

At this point, weak water suddenly frowned and felt as if he had thought of something, but he couldn't catch the light. He just threw his head away and threw away the idea. With a little finger on Yue Fei's forehead, a pithy formula entered his sea of knowledge. The words were very clear. There was a saying that the whole pithy formula was no more than a thousand words, but the words were not perfect, It's very mysterious. In particular, it's an ancient prose. Yue Fei has a headache just at the beginning.

"Heaven and earth are great, my greatest super invincible skill... Isn't this your self created skill?"

Weak water proud raised his head, mouth slightly tilted: "of course! Besides this genius, who can create such a powerful magic skill!? Why don't you thank this fairy as soon as possible? "

Yue Fei's mouth is twitching. Do you dare to have a more earthy name?

All of a sudden, Yue Fei thought of a very serious problem, so he asked cautiously: "weak water fairy... How many people have practiced your magic skill so far?"

Weak water was silent for a moment, turned around and said impatiently, "just concentrate on cultivation! There's no such nonsense

Sure enough! Yue Fei's face was full of tears. He knew that he had become an experimental object.