Pick up an assassin as a wife

The ancients said: Only the overlord can carry the cauldron! This bravery is unparalleled in the world!

It’s talking about Xiang Yu, the overlord of Western Chu in ancient times!

Legend has it that the overlord of Western Chu was able to carry a thousand-jin cauldron. He was a true hero and a true hero!

And the Ouyang family in Jinghai City also had a "talent" once in a century. The man was as strong as an ox since he was a child. He could carry a stone pier at the age of eight. It was said that he could kill a lively ox with one punch.

It's a pity that this man is not as brave as Xiang Yu. He is a fool, and an out-and-out fool.

His name is "Silly Man'er".

It is said that this stupid boy has a big head and extremely developed limbs, but his brain is underdeveloped. He has been extremely clumsy since he was born. He could only walk when he was 3 years old, and he could not talk until he was more than 5 years old. At that time, the Ouyang family once Many people thought he was mute, but it was only after he called out "Mom" suddenly that everyone realized that he was not mute, but a fool.

The only thing this stupid boy loved to do since he was a child was to squat on the ground and stick his butt out to watch ants walk... He watched with gusto and was fascinated by it.

No one knew what he was looking at, and no one knew what clues he could discern from the ants on the ground.

The only thing I know is that you must not provoke him to look at the ants on the ground... otherwise you will definitely get your muscles and bones broken by this kid.

Jinghai City.

On a bus from the suburbs to the city center, the bus was quite crowded because of the large number of people.

But what is surprising is that all these crowded people are tightly packed in the front... while the back is empty.

How is this going? Could it be that those people like to be so crowded?

It turned out that there was a burly guy sitting in the back.

At first glance, this guy is not a terrifying two meters tall... When this guy with a well-developed figure sat down, his butt almost occupied 4 seats.

The strong muscles emerging from the two arms carry an explosive wildness... At first glance, the first word that comes to mind is: beast!

It's a pity that for such a developed and strong man, his face looks childish and silly, giving people a "two hundred and fifty" feeling. In addition, his clothes are really ill-fitting, as if he were greatly If he moved even a little bit, the clothes would hiss like being torn apart.

The most terrible thing is that his big hammer-like hand is holding a lollipop tightly, squinting his silly eyes and licking it with relish... once... twice... more What's terrible is that this kid's nose is still running, so bloody that it almost got into his mouth.

With such a deadly guy, no wonder those on the bus had to stand in front and were unwilling to get close to him.

There was an old man sitting next to this silly strong boy. The old man's clothes were even worse than this silly big man. He wore coarse cloth clothes and a pair of espadrilles. He tilted his head there with a thorny beard on his face. Miscellaneous and sloppy, it gives people the feeling of a beggar.

Such two "weirdos" became a unique sight. Those standing in front were unwilling to get close to them, and some even started talking at that moment.

However, the strong guy who looked like a "fool" and the extremely slovenly old man did not shy away from these people's comments.

The silly big guy was still licking the lollipop in his hand with relish, squinting his eyes, once, twice... Sometimes, he even took a deep breath of the deadly snot with a puff... and then grinned at the person in front of him. Girl in miniskirt giggles.

The girl was so frightened that she almost jumped out of the car and hurriedly dove into the crowd, as if she was afraid that this "beast" would grab her delicate little body and "do it" directly.

The sloppy old man next to him is even worse. Although he dresses like a beggar, his behavior is not like a beggar at all, but like an uncle!

Which beggar dares to stretch his feet on the car seat in front of him?

That beggar dared to occupy a seat for three people by himself and sleep there with his head tilted and looking lazy?

And this "old man" dared.

Such two weirdos sitting in such a bus really made those who rode the bus have their eggs broken to the ground.

None of those people wanted to get close to these two people.

Finally, the car finally entered the downtown area of ​​​​Jinghai City.

The old man seemed to have been awakened by the bustling and noisy world outside the car. He suddenly stretched out a long stretch, then yawned rudely, and then rubbed the stubble all over his face with his hands. old face, open his eyes.

After opening those eyes, they were dazzling.

After opening it, he looked at the silly guy next to him with a smile, then raised his eyes to look at Jinghai City outside, and suddenly murmured: "It's so damn far... Taking a car along the way, It almost split my old guy’s ass in half.”

"Suffer, damn suffer."

After he finished speaking, he suddenly turned his sloppy old face to look at the silly big man in front of him, smiled and said: "Silly Man'er... is back, let's go home..."

The "macho man" called Silly Man'er just sucked on the lollipop in his hand and turned a deaf ear to the words of the old man in front of him.

"Silly Man'er, I'm talking to you..." The old man said as he patted Silly Man'er gently with his skinny hand.

After patting the "silly man", the silly man suddenly turned his head. His originally silly eyes suddenly became like those of a beast, and he glared at the old man in front of him fiercely.

The old man suddenly fell silent and moved his body involuntarily to one side, as if he was afraid that this "monster" would be unhappy and grab his thin body and throw him out of the car.

Staring at the old man, Silly Man'er continued to suck on the lollipop in his hand, sucking happily.

"Damn, you brat, wait a minute, will I buy you a lollipop?" The old man muttered to himself alone.

As the car drove along, the sloppy old man looked up at the bustling Jinghai City outside the car window with his sharp eyes. There was a strange light in his eyes. The light seemed to be infinitely familiar with this city. , and the "silly guy" next to him was sucking the lollipop in his hand with relish from beginning to end.

Finally, he finished eating the lollipop, and he painfully licked the plastic stick of the lollipop twice with his tongue.

"No more..." A voice like a bell suddenly came out of the silly big man's mouth, and then he held the lollipop stick in his thick hand and said to the old man next to him, silly An innocent expression on his face.