Pick up an assassin as a wife

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Li Tian was lying on the bed in the big room, and the sweat drops on his body had already wet the sheets. On this wet sheet, the two plum blossom-like reds looked particularly dazzling.

After a fierce battle, Li Tian pulled Liu Jimeng and Ye Meimei back from the cliff. Although their faces were still rosy, it was no longer the sickly red color, but the red color caused by strenuous exercise.

"Amitabha, sin, sin... I accidentally ate two more!" Li Tian thought silently in his heart.

Next to Li Tian, ​​lying on the left and right were Liu Jimeng and Ye Meili.

The three of them were lying naked on the bed, just like three fresh shrimps placed on a street stall.

Liu Jimeng frowned slightly.

As the old saying goes, there is pain and happiness at the same time, and this is how Liu Jimeng feels.

Liu Jimeng didn't feel anything when he had sex just now, but now that he has rested, he feels a little pain. This feeling is like running a long distance.

During long-distance running, you will feel tired and have difficulty breathing, but you will not feel pain in your legs. However, when the long-distance running is over and you are waiting to rest, you will find that your legs start to hurt badly!

Of course, this is an inappropriate example.

Compared with Liu Jimeng, Ye Meimei is a heartless guy. This guy now has a dissatisfied look on his face, and his eyes are full of longing.

Seeing Li Tian turning to stare at her, the guy said two words: "So fast! Love is over before it even begins!"

Li Tian was already in a mess.

"Your sister? What do you mean it's so fast? This battle is obviously a protracted one, it lasted at least forty minutes, okay?"

"So fast! Love is not about selfish possession, but should satisfy her!"

Li Tian became even more confused.

This is the rhythm to challenge!

But Li Tian doesn’t want to accept the challenge!

Although beauty is good, don’t be greedy?

Besides, the two guys Liu Jimeng and Ye Meimei just performed a wheel battle, constantly changing various postures and positions to challenge Li Tian's bottom line.

These two guys are changing people, not horses!

No, to be precise, it was a high-intensity battle that lasted for more than forty minutes, with Li Tian changing horses but not people.

"Li Tian...otherwise...we..."

"I refuse! There are still many things outside that I need to deal with!" Li Tianyi said decisively.

"Hey, I'm giving you face, right?"

Ye Meimei reached out and grabbed Li Tian's lifeblood, and then Li Tian's lifeblood seemed to be cast by magic, and he nodded stubbornly and proudly.

"Are you convinced?"

"If you surrender again, the heroine will bypass me!"

"Hey, your little monk seems to be dissatisfied, and you are still staring at me with your head held high, asking me to conquer it..."

Then... there was no more. Ye Meijing got on the horse and once again tore Li Tian like a beast!

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Li Tian was sure that Ye Meimei and Liu Jimeng were nakedly retaliating against him, as if they wanted to make up for what they had lost by waiting for Li Tian for ten years on the death battlefield.

In this battle, the sky was dark and the earth was dark, and ghosts were crying and gods howling.

Okay, this is Li Tian bragging. The sky is dark because there are dark clouds outside the window, it seems like it is going to rain, and there are no ghosts and gods crying. The last one to cry is Li Tian.

"Li Tian, ​​it's raining! I heard that little monks and wooden fish are better suited on rainy days, right?"

"Stop joking..."

"Li Tian, ​​let me do a magic trick for you. This is a little monk. I blow on it. Hehe, your monk is resurrected with full blood... Hahaha..."

Then……

"Aww, Heroine, please spare your life!"

Ye Meijing, this beast, ravaged Li Tian again and again. At first, the little monk could still resist, but in the end, the little monk didn't even have the strength to resist. He was beaten until he was foaming at the mouth again and again. In the end, the little monk's stomach was broken. Vomited up.

Relatively speaking, Liu Jimeng is much gentler and virtuous. She only did beastly behavior to Li Tian ten times. Compared with Ye Meili, Liu Jimeng is already a saint!

Li Tian was so weak that he felt that the little monk was going bald and wanted to become a monk again!

Li Tian didn't know how he got out of bed in the end. His legs were so sore that he couldn't stand at all. Even walking became a luxury, let alone teleporting.

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The saddest thing is the young and old bosses of Jingdong Hot. The father and son, both physically disabled and strong, went to work despite being sick, and insisted on filming "New Brokeback Mountain". When the two of them arrived at the swimming pool, the actors and actresses brought by Jingdong Hot had already fled. Even the dead body that Li Tian shot to death with his soul-breaking finger was pulled away!

When the Young Boss was sighing that the sky has eyes and that at least his chrysanthemums would not turn into sunflowers, some other actors came to the hotel one after another. These actors were exactly what the Young Boss had boasted about when he planned to film Thousand Man Killer in Haikou. The company's people were urgently recruited from other places.

These actors originally came for the actresses. When they heard that the actresses had escaped, the actors immediately became furious and shouted and wanted to greet the eighteen generations of women in the young boss's family.

Some actors even wanted to greet Young Boss politely, and there were quite a few of them.

The hotel staff showed his fearless spirit at this time. He took out the tip that Ye Meijing gave him, waved his hand, and shouted: "You are a true man of your word. This money can be used as compensation for greeting the young boss. If If it’s not enough, my backstage boss can use some of the money as a friendly sponsorship!”

As a result, when the hotel staff shouted this, 10 out of 10 actors who were about to leave actually stayed.

They are all professional actors, and they often shoot scenes like this. Not only can they relieve their anger, but they can also make money, so why not do it?

The young boss really cried this time.

The evil done by God can be forgiven, but the evil done by oneself cannot be saved. He did not expect that the person he called would actually come to greet him in the end! The big boss is close to the water and is also not immune.

Therefore, the script of "New Brokeback Mountain" was changed again and again due to the participation of enthusiastic actors, and finally became "Brokeback Mountain".

There is no way to describe the sadness of the two bosses using the song "Chrysanthemum Terrace". Even if the big boss's leg is not broken, it is estimated that he will have to rely on a wheelchair in the future, or a stretcher to be precise, because he dare not sit on it !

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Later, the hotel service staff pretended to be powerful and sent the photos of Liu Jimeng and Ye Meimei taken by Jingdong Hot to Li Tian, ​​as well as various role-playing costumes. Li Tian felt a burst of joy in his heart and unceremoniously handed them over. These things were put away.

Although this hotel clerk did not become rich and handsome, he took over Jingdong Hot Film Production Company. Later, this guy gradually shifted the focus of the film company and began to shoot serious movies.

When Li Tian was preparing to go to the Wangta Temple Underground Palace, Li Tian received a call inviting Li Tian to attend the meeting of the heads of the hundreds of nations on Earth that was being held in Kyoto, China.

Mr. Mu Yunlong invited Li Tian to attend!