Pick up an assassin as a wife

Also shocked was Changhai Sangtian!

"Oh my god, what a loss! If I had known I would knock this guy down, I would be a dignified elder's wife now!" Canghai Sangtian said with drooling words.

"What did you say?" Tang Xiaolong, who was sitting in the sea, glared at her and asked.

"Haha, husband, my dear husband, I am teasing you!" Canghai Sangtian said happily while holding Tang Xiaolong's arm.

Although Tang Xiaolong's cultivation level is not very high, Tang Xiaolong made Canghai Sangtian feel the pleasure of being a woman. Now, Canghai Sangtian is completely obedient to Tang Xiaolong.

Tang Xiaolong's current identity is a student of the Higher Academy. Naturally, this was arranged for Li Tian by the elders of the Nether Academy Presbyterian Church. Situ Ningbing also entered the Higher Academy at the same time.

As for the three women in Situ Ningbing's dormitory, they did not wait for Situ Ningbing to return to the dormitory, so they could not obtain Situ Ningbing's forgiveness. They had secretly escaped from Netherworld Academy a few days ago.

The consequences for them must be tragic.

…

Li Tian accepted the authorization and officially became the elder of Nether Academy.

Standing on the podium, Li Tian accepted the cheers like a mountain roar and a tsunami.

The old dean warmly invited Li Tian to perform a show. Li Tian was not polite. He casually took out his guitar, played and sang the sultry song "The Girl Opposite" while holding the guitar.

The guy who sang this song last time in Netherworld Academy was beaten to the point of 'hemiplegia' by the Bald Five, and he is still lying on the bed in his residence. If it were the scene in Zichuan Yantian, he would probably be ready to die!

Li Tian is very coquettish, playing the guitar and jumping up and down.

It's a pity that the people in Netherworld Academy are not interested in this kind of song, and it didn't arouse much interest. Even the elders in the audience frowned and shook their heads.

"What the hell are you singing! Get down quickly!"

"Sure enough, there is a shady secret. How did such a thing become an elder?"

"Isn't this guy the illegitimate son of the old dean?"

The students on the stage talked about everything. If the students in the audience could throw bricks, Li Tian would be able to receive tens of thousands of bricks in a short time, which could at least build a few houses.

Li Tian was very unwilling!

Damn it, you can't appreciate the beauty of pop songs, so you can only offer another one of my works.

"Ahem! I'm just warming up. I didn't expect everyone to be so disrespectful. In this case, I can only write a poem that you can appreciate!" Li Tian thought in his heart.

After singing the song, Li Tian wanted to continue, but was pulled off the stage by the elder and others.

"Elder Li Tian, ​​what are you singing about? Those poems are vulgar, how can you be in such an elegant hall?" Elder Zhizi said with a gloomy face.

Li Tian was already a little unhappy, but Elder Zi even scolded him even though he was relying on his elders.

Li Tian's mind turned and he remembered what a non-famous crosstalk actor said about vulgarity and elegance in the pre-apocalyptic earth world!

"Elder Zhizhi, I would like to ask you, what is elegance? What is vulgarity?"

"The poems and songs are elegant, but your melodious music is vulgar!" Elder Ziwen said disdainfully.

Li Tian nodded slightly and continued: "Yes, listening to poetry and singing is elegant, but singing songs is vulgar; art is elegant, and a couple telling dirty jokes is vulgar; drinking tea is elegant, and eating garlic is vulgar."

All the elders around noticed Li Tian's expression, and their attention was completely attracted by Li Tian's words. They wanted to know what Li Tian would say next.

Li Tian sneered and said: "Mr. Gorky taught us, go fuck your legs!"

Elder Zizi didn't know what kind of chicken Gorky was, whether it was some kind of high-level monster in the dark forest, but Elder Zizi knew that Li Tian was scolding him, and couldn't help but said angrily: "Li Tian! You...how dare you scold me?"

Li Tian seemed to have no idiot at all and continued: "What is elegance and what is vulgarity?"

Many elders ignored the material elder and continued to stare at Li Tian.

"Jia Jia is the word for elegance, and people with valleys are the custom. Each word for "ya" is the word for "jia", and this word is pronounced "ya"!

"right"

Many elders nodded at the same time.

"It's elegance to say it with your mouth, it's okay to eat when you're full. It's elegance to just sit there and babble. A single person has a grain, and the grain of the whole grain is a vulgar word! It's a vulgarity to eat, drink, and have diarrhea."

The old dean and the great elder also nodded at the same time.

"People don't have to talk, that is, you don't need elegant things, but you dare to say that you don't eat, drink, and defecate?"

"You can't live without this vulgarity! Elegance and vulgarity, vulgarity and elegance complement each other. Drink coffee with garlic, and the autumn water will always be the same color! Don't pretend to be a grandson in front of anyone!" Li Tian said.

Li Tian had heard this cross talk many times before the end of the world. If someone praised it, the effect would be better. But today, Li Tian said it alone. Although the effect was lacking, he still made the elders say it with a smile. Blushing, I was speechless for a long time!

As soon as Li Tian finished speaking, the old dean took the lead in applauding, followed by other elders who also applauded, and then other students in the general hall stood up and applauded Li Tian.

Especially the students from the lower colleges!

With Li Tian's "stand-up comedy", the atmosphere in the venue was immediately excited. Later, several elders came on stage and sang the poems they composed.

Different from concerts, the cultivation of these elders is really strong. When they sing poems, they will condense the spiritual power in their bodies into a brush as thick as the mouth of a bowl, and then let this spiritual brush write their words in mid-air. Sung poetry!

The atmosphere in the entire venue became more enthusiastic, and the students of the college sang along excitedly.

The material elder sat on the side with his head lowered, staring at Li Tian with resentment in his eyes, wishing he could eat Li Tian alive right now.

"Li Tian, ​​the anger of the material elder will be repaid. You have to be careful in the future! Why don't you move to my residence recently and let's practice together?" Fifth Shuiyue sat next to Li Tian and said to Li Tian.

Li Tian shook his head slightly and said, "No more competition. In this Netherworld Academy, if I don't believe him, he still dares to attack me?"

"Naturally, he will not openly embarrass you in Netherworld Academy, but be careful if he puts on small shoes for you. From today on, I will move to your residence. We are dual cultivation partners. It is not conducive to our cultivation to be separated like this all the time!" The fifth water! Yue said while changing the subject.

Regardless of whether Li Tian agrees or not, Fifth Shuiyue has already decided so.

On the stage, the elders came on stage one by one and started their coquettish performances. Almost every elder came on stage and the students cheered.

Soon it was the turn of Elder Materials to take the stage, but Elder Materials actually left the stage early!

"This bastard, how dare you do this on such an important occasion!" the great elder thought rather unhappily.

"How about I do it! I was just discussing vulgarity and elegance with Elder Zizi, and I just happened to be inspired by it and composed a poem. Now I will sing it for everyone using the vulgar singing method that Elder Zizi said. Please appreciate it!" Li Tian sneered and said