Pick up an assassin as a wife

\u003e"Haha, are you a god?"\u003eLi Tian's heart was filled with sneers. Please search! The fastest updated novel \u003e When that little hotpot guy came from the Nether World to the Earth World, he was also called a god, the God of Fire, in the Japanese island country. \u003eIn the apocalyptic era, Li Tian unified the Japanese island country, and Li Tian was also regarded as the savior by the people of the Japanese island country. \u003eGod is just a noun, just like those who write online novels, there are many gods. \u003eThe God among the little gods, the great God, the supreme God. \u003eIf you are serious, you lose! \u003eIt is precisely because of this that Li Tian was furious when he heard this nonsense. \u003e"If you are a fucking god, why don't you like to hide and seek with me underground when you have no time to wrap your balls around me? Let me go quickly, or else..." \u003e"Boy, your idea is very dangerous. Huh? Knowing that I am a god, you still dare to speak so rudely, well, since you like this, then you can stay with me underground for another five hundred years!" the voice said with a sneer. \u003e"Holy shit!" \u003eLi Tian was shocked and thought with a wry smile: "Has it been five hundred years already? Have I really become a monkey?" \u003eLi Tian suddenly thought of a more serious matter. question. \u003eIn five hundred years, the secret realm of the Death Battlefield has been opened. Those guys who escaped from Li Tian must have reported Li Tian's affairs. \u003e"Fuck! It's over, it's really over now! My current cultivation level is only the early stage of Venerable Level 6, but my opponents are at least mid-level Venerable Level 9 experts, and even the Emperor's Domain Master ! If I am targeted by these guys, I wonder if my identity as the elder of Netherworld Academy will still be useful?”\u003eLi Tian felt that he was miserable and said: “Old man, no...he is a great god, can we discuss something? ?I will stay with you underground for another five hundred years. If you let me go and let me practice with you, then you just need to point me out at will so that I can become a demigod and a quasi-god! Okay? "Hmph, shameless guy! If becoming a god is so easy, why practice? Only one year has passed in the Netherworld!" said the voice. \u003e"I'm scared to death, baby. It turns out that it's only been a year. Haha, that's good, that's good!" Li Tian let out a sigh and sighed. \u003eThe old voice continued: "Boy, are you still willing to stay underground with me for another five hundred years?" \u003e"Master, what did you just say?" \u003e"Boy, are you still willing to stay underground with me for another five hundred years?" Five hundred years? "\u003e"Go ahead and say the same sentence!"\u003e"Am I a god?"\u003e"Yes, you are a god! You are definitely a god!"\u003e"Don't doubt yourself, I won't allow it either You doubt yourself!" \u003e "You are the only main god in the Netherworld! Did you bend your knees? Yes, in fact, I was kneeling to talk to you. Don't ask me why, it's respect!" Li Tian, ​​this bitch , said with a mean expression. \u003eThe old voice coughed and said, "I'll give you ninety-nine points for being afraid of farts. I'll give you one less point because I'm afraid you'll be proud!" \u003eLi Tian was really frightened. \u003e"Master, it turns out that you are also from the earth world? It turns out that you are also a master of Internet jokes! What a fellow countryman! When a fellow countryman sees a fellow countryman, his eyes well up with tears..." This guy Li Tian actually started singing. \u003eIf I could shed a few more tears, the picture would definitely feel more real. \u003e"Idiot boy, I have already told you, I am God! I can understand all your languages ​​and memories, so I can also know the jokes you tell!"\u003e"I see!" Li Tian couldn't help but feel a little disappointed . \u003e"Boy, can we get to the point now? Otherwise, readers will think you are trying to defraud manuscript fees!" \u003e"Oh no! It seems that you are not trying to defraud manuscript fees!" \u003e"I am God! But I I suffered heavy injuries, my body was damaged, and it turned into a huge meteorite that fell down. My soul was severely traumatized, and the loss of my skills was even greater. Boy, as long as everyone gives a little love, the world will become a beautiful world. I need you to donate your body and let me stay!" said the old voice. \u003eIs this the legendary grandpa? \u003eHow come the bloody things in the Earth World Network suddenly appeared on Li Tian, ​​and they turned out to be fucking real. \u003eLi Tian instantly felt as if he had won a grand prize. \u003eIsn’t it just that you absorbed so much spiritual power from me? \u003eAccording to Internet routines, isn’t this what it should be? \u003eNext, should I, Li Tian, ​​appear in front of everyone as a loser, and then pretend to be awesome all the way? \u003eThinking of this, Li Tian couldn't help laughing wildly. \u003eThis is so cool. \u003eCome on, old man, oh no, it’s the Great God, I’ll give my body to you. \u003e"Boy, you have a good idea, but it's a pity that you don't have time! When I fell into the netherworld, the death battlefield secret realm had been broken, and everyone in this secret realm had been vomited out. So..."\u003e That Before the old voice finished speaking, Li Tian screamed violently. \u003e "Old man, you're not here to play with me, are you? If I go out and leave here now, I will die miserably!" Li Tian screamed. \u003e"Don't worry, I'm still here, right?" said the old voice. \u003eLi Tian asked: "Will you help me?" \u003e"No!" \u003e"Get out! Old man, I would rather stay underground for another five hundred years, even a thousand years. I don't want to go out and die now!" Li Tian said.

\u003e"That's really disappointing! As long as I stay in your body, it's equivalent to you having a grandpa system. At that time, although I won't help you, you can help yourself!" \u003e"Boy , I am living in your body, can I still cause you harm? Don’t worry, I am a God with integrity, and thank you for allowing me to absorb spiritual power for a year, I will not waste it The earth resides in your body!" said the old voice. \u003eLi Tian felt better now. \u003e"Master, how can you thank me? I like all kinds of cultivation techniques, and I can accept artifacts. If it's really not good enough, I can barely accept god-level treasures!" Li Tian said shamelessly. \u003e "My artifacts? If you want, I can give them all to you. I will bury them in the sea of ​​stars and find them!" said the old voice. \u003eLi Tian’s head is full of black lines. \u003eDoes this sentence sound familiar? \u003eYes, Li Tian accidentally followed Liu Yihui to assemble the "One Piece" animation. These words were almost what Roger said before he died. \u003eIf you add the sentence 'I am the man who wants to become the Pirate King! ’ That’s more like it. \u003eLi Tian can be sure that this so-called god is definitely a joke. \u003e"Your sister, at least let me get out of this hellish place underground first!" Li Tian said dissatisfied. \u003e"What's so difficult about this? Close your eyes and relax, it won't hurt very much, it'll be fine in a while..." \u003eSource of this book/波OK/html/1/1857/