Pick up an assassin as a wife

The word "awesome" is a life idiom of the Chinese people in the earth world, and it is slightly sweary.

The word rarely appears in the Netherworld, so when these villagers heard Niubi say his name, these villagers also felt that Niubi's name was quite awesome!

The awesome father’s name is Niudan.

When he was young, he was called Xiaodan, when he became an adult, he was called Niu Xiaodan, and now he is called Niu Dan. It is estimated that when Niu Dan gets older, he may be called Niu Lao Dan, or Lao Niu Dan.

There is nothing sophisticated about this name, it is just a code name.

Niu Dan was very excited. He held Li Tian's hand tightly with tears streaming down his face. His body trembled slightly and he said excitedly: "Thank you, Immortal, for saving my Niujia Village and giving my useless son a name. If you didn't If you don’t like it, let Niubi admit you, so that Niubi can take care of you until you die!"

My God, what are these words!

Li Tian doesn't even know how to do it!

"Dad, my master is an immortal, an immortal being!" Niubi was a little anxious, and said to Li Tian: "Immortal, my father has no culture, please forgive me!"

Well, what else can Li Tian say?

"Immortal, in order to thank you for saving our Niujia Village, you must go to my house for dinner today so that I, Old Niu, can thank you properly!"

"Niudan, go away. Saving Niujia Village is not your Niudan family's business. Of course, thanking the immortal should be entertained by me, the village chief!"

"This is absolutely not possible. We also have to thank the immortal, and we must do our little bit! Immortal, let's go to my house for dinner. I will ask the child's mother to kill an old hen and let the calf pick it up. , we are old hens stewed with mushrooms, the taste... tsk tsk"

"Old hen stewed? You can imagine that. Immortals don't eat fireworks. Immortal, come to my house. I'll burn more paper money and burn more incense for you. I'll make sure you eat enough at one time!"

"..."

I wipe it!

Even the paper money comes out, am I a god or a ghost in your eyes?

Li Tian felt that he had to come out and clarify, otherwise these bastards might come up with something!

"Dear villagers, please pay attention. Villagers, please pay attention. In fact, I am not an immortal. I am just the incarnation of justice, a chivalrous messenger, a collection of heroes and beauties..."

"Ahem, I'm going too far. Actually, I am a cultivator from Netherworld Academy. Do you know about Netherworld Academy?"

All the villagers shook their heads at the same time!

"Okay, you should just think of me as an immortal, but like everyone else, I eat whole grains and grains, and I definitely don't eat fireworks from the world. There is no need to burn paper money or incense for me!"

"Also, the monster in Tiger Mountain is actually similar to me..."

The villagers' faces immediately showed expressions of horror, and they all took a few steps back, looking at Li Tian warily.

"Uh, okay, actually, I am completely different from him. First of all, I am a human being, and he is just a certain kind of animal. When this animal becomes a spirit, it becomes like him. But please don't worry, that monster has been killed by me. kill."

However...a few minutes passed.

Li Tian decided to give up his explanation.

All the villagers wanted to invite Li Tian to his home for dinner, but Li Tian had no other choice but to spread the advanced dining culture of the earth to this small village in the Netherworld.

"Dinner party? Can the Immortal give you some detailed advice?"

"A dinner party is when all the families in the village get together to have a meal! Each family prepares the food in advance, then brings it over and puts it together for everyone to share!" Li Tian explained.

"This is good, this method is good! When we eat together, it is equivalent to thanking the immortals together. The wisdom of the immortals is indeed far beyond that of ordinary people like us!" Old Cun said excitedly.

The old village chief began to arrange for each family to go home and prepare meals.

In order to show solemnity, the old village chief put forward very strict requirements for each household.

Then, the old village chief asked the naughty children in the village to go home and take the tables, chairs, benches, etc. from home to the grain drying field outside Lao Wang's courtyard next door.

Lao Wang next door is everywhere.

In this small mountain village in the Netherworld, there is actually Lao Wang next door.

What a hell!

Li Tian carefully observed the appearance of the village chief's children. Hehe, these children are really good-looking. Compared with a tall and thick man like the village chief, they are completely different from the same mold!

Li Tian came to the grain drying field surrounded by many men. At this time, dozens of tables, chairs and benches were placed in the center of the grain drying field, and several bottles and jars were already placed on the Eight Immortals table in the center.

"Immortal, there is nothing good to entertain the immortal in the mountain village, so please invite the immortal to sit down. We offer water and wine to the immortal to express our gratitude!" said the village chief.

Li Tian was not polite either.

If Li Tian was polite, these villagers would be even more frightened. They might not even dare to sit down!

Li Tian sat down, with the village chief and Niu Dan accompanying Li Tian. The person sitting opposite Li Tian turned out to be Niubi, a little kid.

One person attained the Tao and the chicken dog ascended to heaven. Because Li Tian gave Niu Bi a name and promised to teach Niu Bi his cultivation method, then Niu Bi naturally became a very important figure in the village. Correspondingly, Niu Bi's status also increased.

Niu Dan's expression was very proud. This was his first time sitting at the same table as the village chief.

"Immortal, please drink from this bowl!" The village chief grabbed a jar and filled the porcelain bowl in front of Li Tian.

Li Tian looked at some light yellow liquid in the bowl, and there were some debris suspended in the liquid!

It is wine, but the wine taste is very weak!

Drink it all in one gulp!

Li Tian felt that the wine was a bit sour and astringent, and the alcohol content was at most that of beer.

Very unpleasant!

Niubi also wanted to drink, but was slapped hard by his father.

Awesome can only shed tears.

The old village chief filled another bowl for Li Tian and asked in a flattering tone: "Immortal, how does this wine taste? This is the wine brewed by our ancestors in Niujia Village, the most famous wine among the eight villages in the ten miles! On weekdays, Only at weddings and funerals can you drink such fine wine!”

"It goes without saying that this is definitely the best wine in the world. I'm afraid the nectar in the sky is no more than that!" Niudan carefully picked up the bowl, took a sip, and said happily.

"Hmph, only the common people in our village regard this kind of wine as a treasure and are reluctant to drink it. The wine that the immortals drink must be a thousand or ten thousand times better than this wine!" Niubi said unconvinced.

"Little baby, don't talk nonsense if you haven't experienced the world. There are dozens of villages near Niujia Village. I, Lao Niu, have never been to any of them, but there is really no one that can brew wine as good as ours!" the village chief said confidently. .

"Yes, yes! Although I am not as knowledgeable as the village chief, I have still visited four or five villages nearby. The wine in our village is indeed the best!" Niu Dan also agreed.

"It's unbearable. These stupid humans dare to show off in front of you. Come on, take out your wine and let them taste it. Let these people see what real wine is!" the Obscene God said disdainfully. said.