Pippi God of Longing for Life
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Day, can I keep my famous name?
No, believe in yourself, I can explain it!
This fellow had a brainstorm and came up with a good idea.
Seriously said: "You don't say pornography when you hear such words, let's put it this way, you were born and breathed the first breath of fresh air in the world, and suddenly such a round and warm thing was stuffed in front of you. , the inside is all delicious, and the shape and size are completely suitable for you. You don't even need to read the instructions to know how to use it immediately.
For the next year, all you have to do is shout, and these two perfect spheres of engineering marvels will fall from the sky to satisfy your appetite, and all your life-sustaining needs can be called by this pair of you. provided by the forthcoming Orb of Abundance.And when you grow up, you actually define this word as pornography, hooligan or even pervert.
Alas, you have disappointed me. "
He Li sighed, revealing the peerless demeanor that everyone in the world is drunk and awake alone.
Did you take it?
Served, I mean everyone here—totally stunned.
How could someone say this so neatly?
Could this be the long-lost unique secret of the rivers and lakes, Pippi Shrimp Dafa?
I don't know what other people are thinking, but what He Li can see from the corner of his eye is Reba's seductive red lips slightly open.
Hehe, there is no operation in this world that I can't get my skin back!
Sure enough, the virtual screen was reactivated and scrolled frantically!
[Pipi Energy +5]
[Pipi Energy +7]
[Pipi Energy +6]
And this time, the energy value provided by everyone is obviously much larger than before, and it has collected almost half a million in less than a few seconds!
"puff!"
Reba suddenly laughed, and the more she laughed, the more violently, her waist was about to bend.
More than him, all the people around couldn't help it, and they were all burst into laughter by Reba!
"Serve spicy, take spicy, this man Pika makes me panic!"
"Not a player of the same level as us at all, he is too powerful!"
"This sentence is inexplicable brainwashing, and I feel like I've fallen..."
"Although it's unreasonable to be so skinny, it's very far from being so skinny!"
"6666! Why is your evaluation so good?!"
"Although so..."
The barrage was suddenly swiped by this sentence. From then on, this sentence followed He Li's campaign to the north and south, causing disaster to many people.
He sighed inwardly and asked, "What hot search did Director Wang just show us?"
Wang Yuzheng also quickly changed the topic and said, "That's it, your carving stove was edited into a video by us and posted on Weibo, and it is now number one on the hot search list!"
"Really?" He Jiong didn't care about the episode just now, and stepped forward to take a look, "Okay, Xiao He! You must stay, this time you can't run away, and you are not allowed to go anywhere!"
He Li was not hypocritical this time, nodded and said, "Okay, please take care of everyone in the future."
Huang Lei laughed and hugged him, followed by Dahua and Peng Peng.
In the end, Reba walked over with a blushing face and hugged her.
After the matter was settled, Huang Lei said, "Then I'll go to cook first. Can I make the braised fish and toast that Reba ordered at night? It's easier to eat at noon."
Reba replied, "Mr. Huang, I can eat anything!"
He Jiong smiled and said, "Reba is a famous foodie, Lei Lei, you can't smash your signboard!"
Huang Lei said, "Don't worry, there is a special thing here in Hangzhou called Braised Onion Bun, have you ever eaten it?"
"I've heard of it, but I haven't eaten it." He Jiong said.
Huang Lei said: "Now that the stove is also available, I will start it now. What should you do?"
Dahua and Peng Peng agreed, and followed He Jiong to unload the couriered luggage and continue to tidy up the house.
Reba was still asked to rest in the courtyard, but now she is not alone.
Because He Li was paralyzed on the side.
He was a little tired and wanted to sleep in a daze.
What he didn't know was that another topic related to him was popping up on Weibo!
'#Do you crave power?No, I'm craving naito! '
This sentence, which was full of poison in the previous life, also showed its power in this life, and was adapted into various versions by netizens.
Are you eager to learn?No, I'm craving naito!
Do you desire justice?No, I'm craving naito!
you crave...
With the spread of this sentence, more and more people began to have great interest in this man named He Li.
It seems that this person is very different...
very skinny...
(PS: Thank you for the 10 urging tickets from the Dragon God Base, but unfortunately I just saw it, I feel like I missed [-] million...
Thank you for the monthly pass at 139-8778-750, thank you boss! )
(Re-PS: Thank you for your flowers and comments, it’s so cool for me to stay up all night and add more!)
Chapter 19: Dim Sum? ! (1 more)
He Li half-squinted his eyes and took a nap, actually contacting Pete to see the full reward of the task.
He found that the current rule is that after a task is completed, the next task will be refreshed.
Now the virtual screen was called up by him, and it was written very clearly.
Congratulations to the host for completing the third task, the rewards are as follows.
【Life Skills Draw/Gold Edition】One time.
Congratulations to the host for stepping into the entertainment industry and unlocking the achievement [Freakout]. The rewards are as follows.
[Art Skills Draw/Gold Edition] Once.
Release the fourth task: register on Weibo, reach one million followers, within three days.
Remarks: Even the dog H Weibo fans in the previous life show have [-] fans, host, fight!
Hey, looking at this remark, He Li didn't even have a point of rebuttal, but what made him wonder was the dog of this life?Maybe the show has changed a bit.
He Li asked, "Pete, what does this golden version mean? It's still golden."
Pete replied: "In simple terms, the probability of drawing good things has increased, and more than [-]% of them are needed at the current stage. This is also because of the invisible reward of Mr. successfully entering the entertainment industry."
He Li nodded and said, "Then draw both prizes."
The big turntable appeared and began to spin, making his expectations continue to rise.
"stop!"
The turntable stops and the pointer freezes.
【Culinary Skills - God Level】
"!!!"
He Li was so excited that he almost didn't jump up, another god-level skill!
And in the show of yearning, cooking is often more realistic than other skills, and it also attracts fans.
A second large turntable appeared and was spinning at an accelerated rate.
[Vita-God Level]
"???"
Two completely different moods, what is the role of ventriloquism in this show?
He's a realist, and all he can use to help get things done at the moment is good skills, otherwise it's not.
Pete seemed to see through the thoughts in his heart, and said lightly: "Don't underestimate any skills that have reached the level of gods. Their power is greater than Mr. imagined."
The other Pete didn't say a word. Although it's the gold version, it's amazing that you can draw two god-levels.
If it's not the system, it's a part of his body, I really have to wonder if He Li is kryptonite...
Nodding his head, He Li adjusted his mood. He felt that Pete was right. Anyway, he didn't have a lot of skills, so he should equip them first.
Even a god-level skill waited for a total of 6 seconds.
He felt that his body was getting better. It seemed that no matter what it was, as long as he reached the god level, his body would improve.
Glancing at Pippi's energy, the historical high of more than [-] million made him happy.
Pete said: "The lottery is over, do you still need to use the system, sir?"
He Li said strangely: "I don't need it now, what's wrong?"
Pete replied: "The energy exceeds one million, the system needs to be updated once, and the new version will be launched in [-] minutes."
...
When you play online games to patch it?Your super-intelligence needs to be updated too?
But he didn't ask much, and closed it after agreeing.
The drowsiness struck again, causing him to yawn and ask, "Senior sister, is the meal ready over there?"
Reba was taken aback by the title, and then she reacted.
He said amusingly: "You can see it in a blink of an eye, come and ask me."
Unexpectedly, He Li said: "It's too laborious, I just said a lot of words and I'm tired."
Speaking of this hotba, he couldn't help crying and laughing, and said angrily: "You are too embarrassed to say it, but it can be a snack!"
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