Pippi God of Longing for Life

　　He Li replied: "Twenty, it should be."

　　Twenty... huh?

　　Fang Datong didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "What's the matter with your uncertain tone, don't you even remember your age?"

　　He Li smiled and said: "Just remember the general meaning, anyway, rounding up is the same."

　　The audience laughed, this guy is funny!

　　Fang Datong said helplessly: "Okay, I just wanted to say, why are you so talented when you look too young, think about it and don't ask."

　　He Li asked, "Why didn't you ask?"

　　Fang Datong said: "It's the same as what you said, the meaning is enough, it can't compare to you anyway."

　　The audience laughed and started booing.

　　"Please post your acceptance speech."

　　He Li nodded and said, "Thank you... um, thank you all, when I was just off the stage, I heard the audience behind me shouting, saying to drive out Mr. Xu Changjie, and go back with their chairman Cai. Wan Wan, there are people who call them Wan alone, hey, in fact, I want to say that you are too irritable, this is not right."

　　ha?

　　Hearing this sentence, many people rubbed their ears subconsciously, wondering if they heard it wrong.

　　The singers murmured a little while the audience literally boiled over.

　　Whether it was live or watching the live broadcast, they were all angry.

　　Are we wrong?Where are you from!

　　Lin Zhiling said anxiously: "What should I do, Mr. He, is he too nervous to say the wrong thing?"

　　He Jiong shook his head, but with a calm expression on his face, he said, "Don't worry, as far as I know about this kid, he won't be nervous and won't be so stupid, just keep listening. .".

Chapter 184: I'm not targeting you! (1)

　　Looking at the appearance of the audience and the audience, He Li said calmly, "Why do you scold Chairman Cai? Why do you scold this Mr. Xu? Did they force you to recognize the independence of the Gulf? Take Chairman Cai as an example, She didn't force it? Her mother didn't force it, her sister didn't force it, her sister didn't force it, and all the women in her family didn't force it, right?"

　　It seems weird?

　　After a few seconds, everyone reacted, and He Jiong covered his forehead in the background: "Hey, this kid drives at every turn, it's really annoying."

　　Lin Zhiling looked at the young man strangely, but couldn't say what she wanted to say, with a complicated expression on her face.

　　The audience behind had already laughed, and someone shouted-: "Yes! No force!"

　　He Li asked, "Ask again_, are you forced?"

　　The audience's emotions were aroused, and they laughed together and shouted: "No!"

　　Xu Changjie finally couldn't hold back his calm expression, and stood up angrily, but was interrupted before he could say anything.

　　He Li said again: "You don't think this is right, you scold you, it's not like they don't fuck you, this time take Mr. Xu as an example, he doesn't have a dick, right? No dicks, all the men in his family don't have dicks, do they?"

　　Shouting neatly: "Yes! No dick!"

　　There are also whistles and inexplicable sounds like 'tricky'.

　　Anyway, He Li couldn't understand why they were so excited, he was just stating the facts objectively?

　　Xu Changjie was about to vomit blood, and shouted frantically: "He Li! You are deceiving people too much!"

　　He Li looked at him suspiciously and said, "Mr. Xu, I'm surprised by what you said, obviously I'm helping you defend! How can you say that I'm deceiving people too much? As a good comrade of the party and the country, the red flag has grown up. , a new generation of young people who are familiar with the eight honors and eight shames, the socialist successor who inherited Mao Thought and Deng Theory, you are insulting my personality!"

　　You can really say it, you don't belong to the political department, right?

　　Even the stars have a toothache now, and everyone thought they were watching the news broadcast of CCTV [-] in a trance.

　　How can you keep your little words in sets!

　　Xu Changjie's angry face turned to Fan Qing, and he said, "You said it! You are scolding us metaphorically!"

　　He Li spared his head and asked, "Respected audience members, did I just scold them metaphorically?"

　　The audience happily cooperated: "No!"

　　He Li spread his hands and said, "Look, everyone didn't hear it, should Mr. Xu reflect on himself? Where did you grow up and what school did you graduate from? The average education level in your area is Prenatal education?"

　　prenatal education…

　　Some Wanwan stars in the audience took a breath, friend, don't hurt yourself!

　　We are supporting the unification, okay?

　　He Li glanced at the Wanwan stars under the stage, and there were so many very angry, so he knew in his heart that he would not need a bird to see these people and birds in the future, and he could find an opportunity to give them a brick.

　　How should I put it, although he is not an angry youth, he should forget about things like independence.

　　They are all people of the same blood. You can understand if you want to split up your family, but you are not convinced, but if you want to hit your father in reverse, then your father will give you a slap in the face. Do you believe it?

　　They are all a family, and if there is anything to discuss behind closed doors, outsiders should be beaten to death.

　　He Li looked at his complexion from blue to white, and quickly apologized: "I'm sorry, Mr. Xu, I'm not targeting you! I mean, all people who think like you are trash. Thank you everyone. !"

　　Open your hands and bow slightly, and you will be greeted with the warmest applause and shouts of the entire awards show!

　　Countless people remembered his appearance and name at this moment, just like they were in the Great Hall of Magic Theatre at that time.

　　Hearing these voices, Xu Changjie remembered the humiliation he had just suffered, and he didn't know how to refute the humiliation. He was so angry that blood rushed to his brain, and he fainted!

　　The Golden Melody Awards were forced to suspend, and the organizers were in a hurry.

　　When He Li stepped down with the trophy, the passing stars all stood up to shake hands or give high fives to him.

　　"Good! Happy!"

　　"The eloquence is so good, I just don't have the ability, thanks to you!"

　　"Wait a minute to exchange contact information and make friends!"

　　Maintaining an embarrassing yet elegant smile, He Li's face froze, don't be so enthusiastic, okay?

　　Hey, this year's Pippi team can't do it, it's a big fuss.

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　　Although the live broadcast was interrupted, it did not affect the excitement of the audience in the slightest. Every Weibo and every news were posted, and the scope became wider and wider. I can't wait to bring friends and family over to share this joy.

　　"Hey, come and see, He Li made Wan Dugou stunned!"

　　"Hey, come and see, He Li vomited blood from Wan Dugou's anger!"

　　"Hey, come and see, He Li is mad at Wan Dugou!"

　　For many viewers who witnessed the live broadcast, regardless of whether you PICK or not, I am PICK!

　　Taking advantage of this period of time, He Jiong came over and dragged him over, smiling: "The organizer asked me to remind you, don't go too far, scold, no, it doesn't matter if you say Xu Changjie, but after all, there are other bays. Wan Singer is here, keep it a little bit."

………………

　　He Li nodded and said, "I know, so there will be my prize later?"

　　He Jiong was startled and said in amazement, "Your reaction is fast enough!"

　　"Hey, I don't even have the right to open the microphone after I step down. How can I talk, that is, it's time to say at least one acceptance speech." He Li said.

　　"Anyway, I didn't say it, you just know what you have in mind, and it's almost done over there. I'll continue to host." He Jiong patted him on the shoulder and left.

　　After a pause of about five minutes, the screen resumes.

　　Originally, this was a proper live broadcast accident, but it was obvious that the audience was particularly tolerant this time.

　　Even major live broadcasts found that the ratings have increased unabated, and they have increased exponentially!

　　Who is the strongest in the world to eat melons, the land of the East is looking for Yanhuang.

　　Gather melon eaters from all over the world...cough...

　　It is foreseeable that this Golden Melody Award will have an unbreakable position among the previous Golden Melody Awards.

　　He Jiong came out with a friendly smile on his face again, and said, "Apologize to all the guests and friends in front of the TV. I just paused for a few minutes because of some force majeure. I hope you don't mind."

　　do not mind!

　　Totally don't mind!

　　You can tell from the applause at the scene, people still need to be more generous, everyone has passed out, at least the meaning of being sent to the hospital for rescue. .

Chapter 185: How can a man say no? (2)

　　The discussion on the barrage was mainly for the audience who watched the scene just now to popularize knowledge for the newcomers.

　　It's so cool to be a teacher!

　　The organizers breathed a sigh of relief. Nima was scared to pee. It was the first time that the Golden Melody Awards had been held for so many years.

　　They are not worried that what He Li said will be banned, not even Xu Changjie. The world is very inclusive and speech is free.

　　But the default rule is that Xu Changjie will not be accepted, whether in the mainland or in Xiangjiang, no one will cooperate with him anymore, otherwise his reputation will be bad.

　　It's just that Xu Changjie probably doesn't care either, he just needs to mix in one-third of his own acre.

　　As for this kid He Li, if he hadn't suddenly fired a map cannon, he might have gotten a little red flower.

"Nine Six Zero" map cannon?

　　He Li doesn't think so, the benevolent see benevolence and the wise see wisdom.

　　The next awards and awards were a lot more honest, and they didn't jump one by one. At first glance, it seemed like nothing had happened.

　　Only He Li thinks it won't. It's not a prophet or something, but the seating area in Wanwan. Several grandsons have been staring at him, and the eyes are like killing their whole family.

　　He Li turned his head and showed a kind smile, how is it?

　　I just like the expression that you can't bear to see me and take me out of control. You can eat a few more bowls of rice for tonight's supper.

　　Sure enough, those grandchildren with such excited expressions gritted their teeth and their cheeks bulged.

　　After so many awards, the next thing is the highlight.

　　There are still three newcomer awards left, and best male singer, best female singer, best album and so on.

　　As for why there are three, take care of the disadvantaged, and set up a separate one for Wanwan. After all, they love each other, what if they don't get aggrieved and cry?

　　In the second year, the organizer simply set up one for Xiangjiang, and one cannot favor one over the other.

　　But everyone is well aware that the newcomer award only has the highest gold content in all Chinese. A singer only gets one chance in a lifetime, and you will not be a newcomer until the second year.