Pippi God of Longing for Life

　　Reba said: "I voted for you."

　　Wang Li said, "I voted for He Li."

　　Sa Beining shouted: "Give me the correct answer, who is the real murderer?!"

　　Broadcast: "The real murderer, please, step forward."

　　As soon as he finished speaking, He Li took the pose of an Olympic champion, with a smile on his face, his arms raised and straight and waving non-stop. .

Chapter 205: A bite is the least respect (1)

　　Sa Beining frantically said: "It's actually you!!?"

　　He Li smiled and said, "Why is Junior Sister called Detective Sa?"

　　Wang Kui said angrily, "Dog-headed detective! Only I voted right!"

　　Like being struck by lightning!

　　Broadcast: "Everyone misses the decisive clue is..."

　　The big screen is already showing footage of the incident, but these are not the point. As He Li said, everyone has enough motives to kill.

　　He Jiong was convinced: "Really, Xiao He, you are too powerful. Your misleading made me take several wrong steps."

　　"Misleading..." Sa Beining repeated twice, and said suddenly: "You have been misleading me?"

　　He Li slammed it and said, "Mr. Sa, if you want to blame it, you are a smart person. That's how I deal with smart people. If you change a detective, such as classmate Reba, you won't be able to afford it. worked."

　　Reba said angrily, "They are also very smart, aren't they!"

　　"Why are you so smart? Didn't you vote for Teacher Bai because you heard my handwriting?" He Li said in disgust.

　　Reba blushed, really.

18 Oops, this guy is so cunning, he's going to trick other people everywhere!

　　"But the handwriting is really similar!" Reba said unconvinced.

　　"Silly daughter-in-law, identifying handwriting is a very complicated subject, and you can't just spot it with the naked eye," He Li said.

　　Reba stomped her feet and said angrily, "Don't call me that!"

　　The assistant brought six gold bars, and He Li happily took them: "Is this real gold?"

　　After he finished speaking, he took a bite.

　　Bai Jingting asked, "Does your method really work?"

　　He Li said happily: "Ah? What's the use?"

　　"It's you who bite the gold, can you really tell the truth?" Bai Jingting asked.

　　He Li shook his head: "Do you also take a photo of the watermelon before you buy it?"

　　Bai Jingting nodded and said, "Yes, I will take a photo."

　　He Li said: "Then can you judge whether it is good or bad?"

　　Bai Jingting spared his head: "No, I saw the elders taking pictures."

　　He Liyi clapped his hands and said, "That's it! For a reason, slapping watermelons is the minimum respect for watermelons, and biting gold is also the minimum respect for gold."

　　Bai Jingting's face stiffened.

　　That is to say, you have been nagging me for so long, and you have gone around in a circle just to talk about this stuff?

　　[Received Pippi energy from Bai Jingting +8! ]

　　"Pfft~"

　　Also listening to the conversation between the two of them were Wang Kui and Reba, who couldn't help laughing when they got here.

　　Reba said, "I told you early on that you should ignore him."

　　Wang Li teased: "Your family is really..."

　　Reba blushed: "Don't, don't talk nonsense, it's not my family!"

　　The shocked audience finally came to their senses. After all, as the only camp in the audience that opened the perspective of God, they understood the horror of Heli's IQ even more, and they almost played with others and applauded!

　　But being too perfect doesn't mean it's a good thing, it makes people see alienation and distance.

　　But now, seeing that He Li is still so skinny, the audience breathed a sigh of relief.

　　Still the original recipe, still the familiar taste.

　　Nisi ah chest die!

　　Seeing that He Li was still using his mouth there, the chief director couldn't take it any longer, and said helplessly: "He Daxian stop biting, it's real gold! You have to bite all six of them again? I'll be ashamed for you. "

　　He Li slammed his mouth, and after a while, he said, "We have never seen such a yellow and white thing in the fairy world. It's mainly just curiosity, you don't understand."

　　fairyland...

　　I am immortal on your face!

　　The little box couldn't take it anymore, and frantically suggested that Sa Beining and He Jiong should let them end the game. The day went by and the thief was tired.

　　He Jiong also saw a lot of wind and waves. He nodded and took the lead in applauding: "Applause to He Li, it's really amazing!"

　　Sa Beining also applauded and said, "But I have one thing to say, this applause is given to He Li, who is playing the game, not to the murderer He Xuejie. In any case, murder is a serious crime, don't try it by yourself!"

　　The little box nodded secretly, this is the reason why He Jiong and Sa Beining were invited, one to take care of the audience's emotions, the other to stick to the theme.

　　The car is half stable.

　　As for the other half, hey, it depends on whether He Daxian is in a good mood...

　　The star detective of the first issue ended successfully here, and everyone shut down after finishing the closing remarks.

　　The little box stood up and bowed slightly: "Thank you everyone! You have worked hard!"

　　Sa Beining smiled and said, "The director is polite, you are the hardest working people."

　　Reba smiled sweetly and said: "Yes, today's scene really scared me, it's so realistic!"

　　He Jiong asked, "How is our hit rate?"

　　"Of course..." Little Box smiled, "No. [-] on the Internet!"

　　"Yohoo!!!"

　　"Treat! Director's treat!"

　　"I don't want to eat bald noodles, I want to eat spicy crayfish!"

　　For a while, the stars and the staff shouted together. This is also considered a low-level gold list title. After all, number one is always a word worthy of happiness and excitement!

　　Xiao Box smiled and said, "Don't worry, even if I pay for it myself, this meal will not be without everyone, but now there is one more thing, the character card of the next issue, please record it for ten minutes."

　　He Jiong asked, "Isn't this time a live broadcast?"

　　The small box said 877: "Uh, the live broadcast will not be broadcast, and the information of male and female characters will be posted on the back of the character card."

　　"no!!"

　　He Li burst out and said quickly, "I'm not the only one who has dressed up as a woman? We are the owner of the little box anyway, so you don't like me too much, right?"

　　The little box said in disbelief: "It's because of you! If you don't wear good clothes, you have to mess around. I'm afraid that the leader will call over to drink tea!"

　　He Li said: "Isn't it hot? It's too uncomfortable to wear a big cloak around."

　　The little box said, "Then you're not afraid of drawing a female character card next time?"

　　"It doesn't exist, I am destined to be Ou Huang, and it's almost enough to blacken my face once. If I keep getting black, I will eat the character card!" He Li was full of confidence.

　　What is this mentality like?

　　Everyone plays mahjong together, and you lose [-] cents by yourself. At this time, people suddenly change the rules and say you don’t want to play for money. You must be subconsciously dissatisfied!

　　The little box said embarrassedly: "But what if I don't wear clothes properly again?"

　　He Li said, "Don't panic, I'll help you punish him!"

　　"Deal!" The little box was immediately relieved, with a smile on his face.

　　He Li was stunned, dare the director was acting just now?

　　I Nima, this way is a bit deep....

Chapter 206: Destiny is the same as Auntie (2)

　　What are the worst bad habits young people should learn?

　　Of course it's a flag!

　　Everyday will be pills!

　　He Jiong laughed and said, "It seems that Xiao He really cares about wearing women's clothes, but he was easily hooked.",

　　Sa Beining sighed and said, "It's too serious that the IQ fluctuates up and down, I'm really out of luck."

　　The little box said: "By the way, the live broadcast has never been turned off."

　　He Li: ...

　　Reba said with a smile: "Anyway, someone has already said in front of so many audiences just now that if he draws women's clothes, he must wear a skirt!"

　　He Li was lost: "Where are you people coming from? Are you so busy?"

　　Wang Kui said, "What's the matter? You've been tricking us for an entire episode. Can't we just resist at the last minute?"

　　He Jiong said: "That's right, where there are routines, there are counter-routines!"

　　The audience were all laughing and drunk, and sure enough, they now prefer to watch others turn against He Li more than He Lipi!

　　Everything has to be fresh, right?

　　They thought the show was over just now, but a line of words was typed on the screen: "Only He Li's live broadcast is over."

　　As for the other stars, they have already received the notice.

　　Seeing everyone's grinning expressions, it was He Li's turn to stiffen. This feeling is very bad!

　　"Pete save me!!!"

　　He Li shouted frantically in his heart.