Pippi God of Longing for Life

Chapter 246: My name is Wang Dachui! (3)

　　Putting the phone on the table, He Li fell into deep thought.

　　Is it better to turn it off, or to pretend not to hear it?

　　This is a problem.

　　Anyway, he didn't plan to pick it up, just pick it up!

　　The answering of these calls is nothing more than asking some repeated questions, and the point is that he has to say some repeated things, which is very uncomfortable.

　　Forget it, shut down and go to sleep.

　　After the first episode of "Wan Wan" is broadcast at noon tomorrow, the big detective will be recorded in the afternoon.

　　You have to keep your spirits up, not because you have to use your brain in the afternoon, but...

　　Sa Beining wants women's clothes!

　　This kind of special may cause blood loss, and maybe it will be accompanied by vomiting BUFF, and the spirit must be raised!

　　Turn off the phone and go to sleep.

　　At this moment, at least a dozen people reluctantly hung up the phone, and the word He Li was displayed on the screen.

　　Shut down if you don't agree, really...

　　The next day, He Li was woken up by the alarm clock. He opened his eyes and checked the time. It was exactly eleven o'clock.

　　"Well, a depraved and comfortable life."

　　After muttering, he reluctantly got up to wash and order food. If it wasn't for an update at noon today, if it wasn't for a show in the afternoon, he would definitely lie down for a while.

　　After everything was done, it was almost half an hour after 700, and I turned on the computer with the so-called big meal in the hotel and watched cat and mouse for a while.

　　Only then did I send the video to Weibo without clicking to publish it, and then I looked at the watch, it was [-]:[-].

　　He took out his phone and glanced at it, and answered Reba's call first.

　　"Crooked, have you had your lunch break?"

　　"Just finished filming the morning scene, so last night you said it was turned off and it was really turned off?" Reba's voice had a hint of cuteness.

　　He Li said lazily, "Of course, otherwise I wouldn't want to sleep in peace last night."

　　Reba asked curiously, "So you really want to release the first episode later?"

　　"Well, why don't you post it when you make it."

　　"God, it's only one day, what drama can be done so quickly?"

　　"You'll find out if you wait and see."

　　"Okay, it's almost time, I'll hang up first."

　　Glancing at the phone again, there are still twenty or so missed calls, forget it, no more calls.

　　At [-]:[-], countless netizens opened Weibo and began to refresh He Li's homepage, looking forward to seeing it all night long!

　　Of course, the expectations are all die-hard fans, and more than half of them come with the mentality of watching a good show.

　　There are also some trolls hiding in it, just waiting to seize an opportunity to take back the glory that belongs to them!

　　It's pitiful to say, these trolls have never been able to get any favors here at Heli, and they've been beaten in the face every time. That's a miserable one.

　　It made them not dare to spray, and the swelling on the face hadn't subsided last time!

　　Opportunity, give a chance to do it, learn the skills of spraying people, let us use it!

　　Under the circumstances of various ideas, twelve o'clock finally arrived.

　　He Li uploaded a video on Weibo on time, which was clicked by a large number of netizens.

　　"I never thought of it, la la la la la!"

　　The opening is the opening song, a real head portrait, a cartoon body, short to the hair!

　　The opening song that is less than ten seconds, just ask if you have seen it! ?

　　Before the audience could come up with something to complain about or express their thoughts, the most distinctive version of the 'advertising' appeared.

　　The voice is He Li's own voice, but under the god-level ventriloquism skills, he used a serious and funny tone, and immediately shook the first laugh out!

　　"This episode is sponsored by Kimchi NASA."

　　"We're going to see from afar, what else is our Smecta!"

　　Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! !

　　The audience laughed directly, is such a black kimchi country really good?

　　What kind of sponsorship is this!The style is completely different!

　　But...good.

　　Let these sticks do nothing all day long, point at Confucius and say they belong to their country, point to Zongzi and say they belong to their country, and even your biological father belongs to their country, so annoying!

　　Great job (bgbd), my great fairy!

　　As soon as he finished speaking, the words [Episode [-]] appeared on the screen in white characters on a black background, but this was not the end. There was a long paragraph below, which might be a thank you to the sponsors, or a list of staff names. Something like that... not right!

　　In this flash of time, the audience was forced to accept several key words.

　　'wang wang wang'

　　'Ugly to die for'

　　'Fifty dollars hehe'

　　Except for those who are gifted and who receive information extremely quickly, [-]% of the people have not read the entire sentence.

　　This doesn't look like those cookie-cutter things, what is it?

　　More than half of the audience wanted to step back and pause there, but the main feature was already there!

　　Moreover, He Daxian, who vilified the Diaosi version?

　　This is the charm of the mini-series "Wan Wan", the extreme rhythm generates a lot of information, making everyone dizzy!

　　A large close-up was given to He Li's face. He was wearing ancient clothes, with long hair from ancient times, and his lips were expressionless. If there were people from previous lives here, he would find that this expression was almost exactly the same as that played by Bai Ke. !

　　This is the ability to imitate master-level acting skills. He Li never thought of changing anything. In his opinion, Bai Ke has basically made Wang Dazhui live.

　　The classic introduction begins, and the heart of the fast-talking OS:

　　"My name is Wang Dachui and I am an actor who is shooting a low-cost martial arts drama."

　　A close-up of his face zooms out to reveal a white plastic sword in his hand.

　　He complained inwardly: "This is too low-cost, right? What kind of children's toy sword is it?"

　　The second laughing point appeared, followed by the third one, and the garbage special effect on the toy sword flashed!

　　He Li gave a damn expression: "It's already this quality, and it's still flashing!"

　　Unexpectedly, the toy sword flickered wildly, and sound effects were added.

　　'Light light light light light! '

　　"Hey, you are still not convinced that your quality is poor, are you?"

　　He Li was sitting in the hotel, the Pippi energy on the virtual screen in front of him began to roll rapidly, and he received Pippi energy from all directions.

　　Obviously, everyone is caught up in this novel and wonderful mode and plot!

　　He gave his energy while being stabbed with a smile.

　　The corner of He Li's mouth evoked a smile, looking at this scrolling speed, the audience in the other world had a very low laugh...

　　It is much lower than what he estimated at the beginning, basically the level of laughter in the past few years.

　　This is easy to understand. Today is the era of information explosion. Everything is changing with each passing day, and the jokes are also constantly being updated.

　　But the world has developed poorly in terms of entertainment, and it is only natural that this situation should occur.

　　"Well, there is a lot to do, a lot to do!"

　　He Li, smash it, smash it, talking to himself. .

Chapter 247: The poor force the crew, fresh and refined! (4)

　　Have you ever seen the protagonist fight with a toy sword as soon as he comes out?

　　Have you ever seen a martial arts drama from Aunt Jiang?

　　They haven't seen each other, so they have to laugh and bend over~!

　　This is not the end, to be precise, where is this - where is it!

　　Before the toy sword flashed, a figure jumped out. He Li hurriedly faced him with the sword. The postures of the two were not cool at all, but ugly and funny.

　　It was Yi Zhenxing who came, and he was holding a real sword, but when he jumped over it too fast, the sword and the scabbard were separated, and it was slipping into it!

　　After finally waiting for the sword to fall back into the scabbard, the camera gave a close-up of Yi Zhenxing. His round face was adorned with heroic makeup, with flying eyebrows and a sharp beard.

　　What a drake voice: "Ha, ha, ha, if you want to rescue Gongjuan, just, uh, uh, just uh, uh, step over my corpse! Hmm!"

　　My old swan, what the hell is this!

　　The audience is going to laugh crazy. When will Nima be able to film like this?

　　Even Wang Dazhui, played by He Li, turned his head to the side in disgust, and complained inwardly, "Can you memorize the lines before you come up?"

　　Yi Zhenxing shouted loudly: "Come on! Use your ultimate move, Jiuyang Shenquan!"

　　He Li's expression became serious: "So I used a boxing technique? Jiuyang Shenquan, sounds good!"

　　After he finished speaking, he threw the toy sword in his hand, clenched his hands down tightly, and took a stance!

　　Even the special effects are here, it is a kind of special effect of boiling air, which matches his inner OS: "I feel a powerful force converging on my fists! My left fist is as hot as flame, and my right fist is as hot as flames. Cold as frost!"

　　The audience's eyes lit up, is this going to make a big move?

　　Is this plot finally entering the cool stage?

　　He Li also burst out with anticipation: "Hey!"

　　A 'flame effect' appeared on his left hand, and a 'frost effect' appeared on his right hand.