Pippi God of Longing for Life

　　After finally getting on the plane, He Li, who had nothing to do, began to check the harvest of the noon batch, that is, whether the first episode of "Unexpectedly" had any trouble.

　　If you have a head start, make a big deal.

　　If you don't get it, just the eunuch.

　　As long as you are brave, there are pits everywhere!

　　As long as you are not afraid of hitting, there are pits and pits!

　　Hey, this is very casual, what a person wants is this kind of randomness.

　　After thinking about some things, He Li called Pete directly and asked, "Do you have statistics on the harvest of the first episode of "Wan Wan"?"

　　Pete said: "As of now, Mr. Pippi's energy growth in the first episode is: [-] million, and I won't talk about it later."

　　He Li was stunned for a moment, not because he thought it was too much, but because it was too little.

　　There are not many skin points in the first episode, even those viewers in previous lives have been skinned, let alone a world with a relatively low skin point threshold.

　　Assuming that there are only five skin points, an average person contributes more than half of each skin point to 6 points, which is also 30 points.

　　If this is removed, wouldn't it have less than 850 million hits?

　　But judging from Weibo's response to him, there shouldn't be so many!

　　You must know that there are still a large number of people who don't like comments or likes, and some who see it on retweets and won't step on He Li's Weibo.

　　I even saw it after multiple retweets.

　　It's not just a little bit of energy!

　　"Is there any statistics on the number of clicks? You must have, tell me how many." He Li asked.

　　In a panic, Pete didn't reply immediately.

　　He Li felt something was wrong, squinted his eyes and asked, "You have something to hide from me, right?"

　　Pete answered quickly this time: "No!"

　　Hehe, do you think I'm stupid for such an obvious difference?

　　He Li spoke faster: "You definitely have it, I don't blame you for saying it."

　　Pete replied, "Sir, that's not true."

　　"This can be."

　　You said you can have it, what else can this system say?

　　Pete had no choice but to say with a dry smile: "The number of people is close to... [-] million."

　　MMP!

　　He Li knew where this pit ratio must have gone wrong, and asked directly: "I paid for the script you bought, and I paid you to exchange for god-level directing skills, worked so hard to shoot it, and then asked you to buy the later stage. , but now you are playing my ghost? Nima didn't take it back, are you still human?!"

　　After a few seconds of silence, Pete said, "Sir, I'm not human."

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　　Drafted lollipop, this wave is so irritating hey, how can you forget that he is immune to this kind of attack!

　　What's the difference between you being ready to fight a cold war with someone, only to be laughed at in the blink of an eye?

　　Very shameless, okay?

　　Oops, I don't know how to express my anger now!

　　He Li frowned and thought for a while, and finally had to admit that he failed, and said weakly: "Give me an explanation..."

　　Pete said: "A person only generates Pippi energy once for an event, ranging from 1 to 10, do you remember that sir?"

　　He Li said suspiciously: "I remember this, but what does it have to do with the explanation I want - I'm sloppy! You mean, an audience watching an episode of "Wan Wan", no matter how much skin there is in it, Just a one-time fee?"

　　Pitt said: "Mr.'s understanding has been so good, yes.",

　　Why are you complimenting me now?

　　This is so stupid!

　　How can there be such a thing, no wonder there is only [-] million Pipi energy, and the emotional Nima has charged a little money? !

　　He Li angrily said, "Why!"

　　Pitt said: "Because watching the show, it can only be counted as one thing."

　　"How about watching the second episode?"

　　"Two things."

　　He Li served.

　　Until he got off the plane, this guy didn't say a word, didn't even make a move, and the whole person quietly looked at the ceiling of the cabin.

　　This look frightened Pete, and he tried to talk to him many times along the way, but it was of no use.

　　Pete had no choice but to say in desperation: "Sir, I can make a revision for you, please cheer up!"

　　He Li was expressionless and still did not reply, but his footsteps stopped, and the meaning was obvious.

　　Pitt said: "The film and television works, become twice."

　　He Li stretched out a hand, opened it, flipped it twice, and said, "Ten times."

　　"Don't do this, sir, you are too cruel! Up to three times, no more!"

　　"At least, eight times."

　　"...Four times, really, really."

　　"Seven times."

　　Standing far away and talking for ten minutes, the two, oh no, one and one are not, finally reached a consensus.

　　That's five times. .

Chapter 264: A Magical Water Pipe (5)

　　He Li reluctantly agreed on the surface, but in fact secretly heaved a sigh of relief.

　　It's not that he is fussing about it, it's just that one more time with this thing means tons of Pippi's energy, and energy is the foundation of his foothold in this world.

　　After all, if you make a funny movie, there must be more than one or two skin points in it.

　　What is the skin, that is, it is unexpected, that is, the brain is clear, and most of the jokes in the movie are like this.

　　The threshold of the audience in this world is much lower, He Li thinks that when he brought out "Crazy Stone", there are definitely more than ten skin points!

　　Big money, my friend!

　　Besides, Pete has dug a big hole for him. Although there is no time limit at all, he can't play without any scruples like before, right?

　　Um...

　　Just play a little nervously.

　　"By the way, it has been changed to five times. Should I recalculate the Pippi energy in the first episode of "[-]"?"

　　Pete: "It's an established fact that can't be modified, sir, can you be a little bit ambitious? Anyway, you are also a talented player, and the grandfather's grandfather's food and drink."

　　Yo, rare.

　　This guy will complain openly and compliment people secretly?

　　Don't say it, listen... it's cool!

　　He Li sighed and said, "The landlord's family doesn't have any surplus food. Forget it, there will be more opportunities in the future."

　　In addition to wasting a little time with Pete, He Li rushed to Tong Liya's house non-stop, and was a little out of breath when he walked to her door.

　　Is the door closed, oh yes, it's not good for others to see if the water pipe burst.

　　I don't know what the idea of ​​this guy is. Even if the water pipe doesn't burst, is it better to leave the door open?

　　He stepped forward and patted the door: "Mr. Tong! Teacher Tong! Open the door!"

　　The door opened very quickly, and Tong Liya's beautiful face was exposed. She looked at him in a panic and said, "I'm not ready yet. How did you come, no, why did you come!"

　　He Li was stunned, if you didn't guess wrong, you were just about to say that I came quickly, right?

　　Didn't you say you were in a hurry when the water pipe burst?

　　He had already told Pete in advance that if the repairman hadn't arrived when he went, he would just buy the experience card for plumbing repairs and do it himself.

　　"Is the water pipe ready, is the maintenance master here?"

　　Tong Liya gave him a slight pause when she took his shoes, and prepared to speak calmly: "Come—"

　　It's a pity that He Li interrupted after making a sound: "It seems that it hasn't come yet, otherwise you should be doing hygiene now."

　　He has seen this girl's cleanliness addiction. The delivery boy accidentally stepped on the house or patted the door with his sweaty hands. After that, she had to wipe it carefully, not to mention entering the house to repair the water pipes. .

　　Even after Reba stayed in her room, she had to clean it again.

　　In her life, He Li was the only one who stayed here for so long, and she didn't pursue sanitation.

　　This is also a proof of love.

　　He Li changed his shoes and walked directly into the house, asking, "Where's the water pipe, the kitchen or the bathroom?"

　　Tong Liya's face became even more panic, and she said, "then that, the kitchen, but it's ready!"

　　He Li took a pause, turned around and asked in confusion, "Is it okay?"

　　Tong Liya nodded: "yes, the water pipe is ready."

　　"Emmm" He Li said strangely, "Didn't the maintenance master not come, how is it?"

　　When he said this, he was about to go to the kitchen again, but he was stopped by Tong Liya as soon as he lifted his foot.

　　"It, it sprayed some water after it burst, and it's fine!"

　　Are you sure you mean the plumbing?Is it so amazing?

　　When did the plumbing still do this?

　　In fact, Tong Liya arrived home on the front foot, and was cutting the water pipe with a knife in the kitchen. She heard a knock on the door before she finished cutting half of the cut, her panicked brain short-circuited, and she told a bad lie all of a sudden .

　　The main reason is that this girl is too strong, and I feel very ashamed when he thinks that He Li knew that he didn't deceive him about anything!