Pippi God of Longing for Life

　　Can not be done!

　　Fight!Fight!

　　However, Goose wants to destroy a bear child, and using fists is not so advanced, He Li has a more elaborate method.

　　Although the woman was startled by what he said, she still said with a dark face: "What are you doing, young man, put my son down!"

　　He Li hurriedly said: "I haven't finished touching the bones yet, so I can't let go, eldest sister, you are an amazing child, and you will be someone who has great prospects in the future!"

　　After speaking, he stretched out his other hand and touched the back of the bear child's head here and there.

　　The woman probably saw clearly that He Li didn't hurt her child, and was not so anxious. Hearing this sentence, she was even a little happy and said, "Hey, I can rest assured that he can make more money in the future, young man, Are you... a fortune teller?"

　　He Li returned the bear child to her, and retorted with disgust: "We are not a superficial skill like fortune-telling, we are groping the bones, dare to ask the eldest sister's name, what is your child's last name?"

　　Seeing that he put down his child, the woman felt more relieved and curious, and replied, "My surname is Liu, and the child's father's surname is Xiong."

　　熊…

　　Haha, what a sweet name.

　　He Li said inexplicably: "If I'm not mistaken, your children are very energetic, right? They don't sleep at night thinking about playing like crazy."

　　Sister Liu was startled and replied, "Yeah! This kid is very noisy at night. If something happens, his father will beat him up! How do you know?"

　　Nonsense, let's not say that most of the seven or eight-year-old boys are like this. Judging from the dark skin color of this child, I know that they play outside a lot.

　　He Li smiled lightly, and then said, "Your child has a hot personality. He should fight with his classmates in school, right or not?"

　　Sister Liu's face became more and more surprised: "Yeah! This kid fights twice in three days, and the teacher can't control it! How did you know?"

　　Oh, this bear child has nails on the back of his neck, how do you think I knew it?

　　The old god He Li said: "I just touched the bones and told me that your child's five elements lack water, so no matter how you choose the name, it should have water in it, it is the word for sea!"

　　Sister Liu was completely convinced: "That's right! It's the word "Hai". His dad gave it to him. His name is Xiong Yihai!"

　　At this time, the bear boy couldn't wait any longer, and wanted to hug Reba's calf again, but his mother slapped him on the back of the head, and scolded: "Be quiet! There is a big deal here! Boy, how did you guess? Is it really?

　　Touch the bone?

　　Just now, the surrounding villagers were shouting at him, have you forgotten?You think I don't understand the dialect of your place!

　　He Li made a nervous look and stopped: "Aiya, Miss Liu, I can't fight, I can't fight!"

　　Seeing that he felt more distressed about the child than herself, Big Sister Liu was suppressed and asked, "Why can't you fight? This child is naughty."

　　He Li looked left and right, and said in a low voice, "Sister Liu, I touched the lower part of the back of your child's head an inch, there are three transverse bones, do you know what this means?"

　　Sister Liu was led and asked, "What, what?"

　　He Li said solemnly, "Wenqu has fallen to the world! I tell you, my [-]-year-old master touched a boy exactly like your son fifteen years ago. Guess what happened next?"

　　Sister Liu asked nervously, "What's going on behind the scenes? Tell me quickly!"

　　He Liyi clapped his hands: "Huaqing University in Kyoto, don't you know? The best university in the country, he entered the year before last, the champion!"

　　Sister Liu's eyes flashed, and she said excitedly, "You mean, this child in my family...?"

　　He Li nodded and said, "So you can't hit the back of your head, there are a few points you must pay attention to, hey, this kind of star is not so easy to bring, but if you bring it well, big sister, your family will never be able to run away. Drop! Then buy whatever clothes you want, and buy as much as you want!"

　　This sentence said that Mrs. Liu's heart was deeply touched. She could buy clothes if she didn't do well, but she couldn't afford good clothes if she had little money.

　　But what she didn't know was that the reason why He Li said that was because she saw her wearing inferior materials and colorful clothes.

　　"Good! Good! Good! What time and what time?"

　　He Li hesitantly said: "The secret cannot be leaked..." Then his face became ruthless, "Forget it, meeting is fate, and this kind of Wenqu star can't be buried. Listen to me, this child is hit by water, don't touch water except for the name. Electricity is even worse when it meets water, so he should touch less electrical appliances in the future, such as TVs, mobile phones, and he won’t give them if they can’t be given to him.”

　　Sister Liu nodded again and again: "Okay, I remember it."

　　He Li continued: "Second point, Mu Xuehui, he should touch the wood more, the most expensive among the wood is the book, you must read him more books!"

　　"Okay! Remember!"

　　"The third point, his name is not good, the word in the middle of the name has broken his fate, and it needs to be changed!"

　　"Ah?! So serious! Then what?"

　　"Change it to small characters, Wen Quxing will come down to earth, and the sky will check it, small and small, you can hide it!"

　　"Okay, I'll change it when I get home!"

　　"Fourth point, the head must not be spanked, but the butt must be spanked a lot. That's where Wenquxing's bad luck gathers, and it can be broken up. And he must pay more attention to him when he was a child. If his fate is too strong, it's easy to get into trouble. Big sister, I I ask you, did he bring homework back, but it was done at the end every time?"

　　"It's true what you said! Summer vacation homework, winter vacation homework, and weekend homework can all be postponed as long as they can, and they are written until the end, but they are written very quickly."

　　Hmph, after so many years, children are still doing this kind of trick.

　　"Eldest sister, he was taken badly by someone. The homework that has matching answers must have been told to do so by the bad guys. In this way, if I am a good person, I will send the Buddha to the West. I will buy him three sets of homework, you must Supervise him to study hard, but remember!?"

　　"Oh, this stinky boy has a matching answer? I'll just say it, but how dare you let you buy it, this guy is really, remember it!"

Chapter 44: Grab a Silly Wife From Me? (2 more)

　　Sister Liu kept thanking her and scared her son to the point of excrement.

　　Why did my mother change in a blink of an eye?

　　In the future, you can't play with mobile phones, watch TV, and read books?

　　The most important thing is that the supporting answers have not been copied, how to write the homework in the future!

　　And I just won the bet with the second dog in the village a few days ago. I can use his sister's mobile phone to play the King of Glory in the future. Seeing my mother like this, I won't let it go!

　　The bear boy turned his head abruptly, staring at He Li with hatred and fear, his little face was shaking, and there were still three sets of homework, three sets!

　　I am still a child!

　　are you human?

　　I wanted to spit again, but this time it felt like it was stuck in my throat, and I couldn't spit it out.

　　Because He Li looked at him with a smile and said, "Xiao Hai, isn't three sets of homework not enough?"

　　A mouthful of saliva flowed back, and he directly choked on himself.

　　devil!You are the devil!

　　Sister Liu took him away like this, and while walking, she slapped his ass: "Go back with me! It's against you, I said why you do your homework so fast to the end, I'll go out and fight. When the cards come back, it's done, so there is an answer! How do you ask me to do business with your dad? Go home! I'll watch you do your homework in the future!"

　　"Ah, Mom, stop hitting, don't hit!" The bear boy's mournful voice lingered for a long time.

　　妈…

　　Woohoo, I'm your baby, have you forgotten?

　　Lopsided…

　　At this time, the smiling expression on He Li's face finally disappeared, and he snorted disdainfully and fought with me?

　　Do you know what the bandit number was in my yard in my previous life?

　　Cold-blooded Demon King!

　　Which bear child looks at himself and doesn't take a detour?Don't even dare to look at each other!

　　You're still in the spit tier, how dare you show off your actions in front of me?

　　He turned around and asked He Jiong, who was still in a daze, "Brother Jiong, do we have that NetEase Koala Seagoing?"

　　He Jiong only came back to his senses at this time: "Yes, I am God! Xiao He, you are too..."

　　Huang Lei was also convinced: "In the words of young people, it's too showy. I almost believed this set of words!"

　　Reba couldn't help it anymore, and finally laughed.

　　"Xiong Xiaohai... Little Bear, you are really, hahaha, too cola." He Jiong smiled and had to support Huang Lei to stand firm.

　　"And that Wenquxing is going down to earth, you can't touch electricity, you want to touch wood, what are you thinking?" Huang Lei smiled and shook his body.

　　Reba took a few breaths and asked, "Huh... I'm dying of laughter... Huh... How did you know there was an answer?"

　　He Li said: "It's all the leftovers I played when I was a child, can you not know?"

　　The three gave thumbs up, serving spicy!

　　He Jiong said: "By the way, what do you ask Koala to do?"

　　He Li said as a matter of course: "Buy homework, but I promised to buy him three sets!"

　　He Jiong was shocked: "Really buy it!?"

　　Huang Lei also asked: "Will this be too much to kill?"

　　He Li stretched his voice: "Hey~ Do you think about what I'm doing wrong? I want him to play less mobile phones, watch less TV, read more, and buy him homework thoughtfully, all for his own good! Buy, Buy it for him when you go back! When the time comes, I will deliver it to him myself!"

　　die, die, die.

　　You said die, you're doing it for his own good, but I'm afraid this kid won't appreciate it, sorry, I'm afraid it will be very sad in the future.

　　Huang Lei said with emotion: "You can't afford to offend this kid, you are too foolish!"

　　He Li was unhappy and said, "I don't want to waste time educating the bear child. If he robs me of a stupid wife, I won't bother to talk about it."

　　Reba blushed and stammered: "You know, how, know?"

　　Ouch, the two middle-aged strange mistresses are excited, their eyes are staring at them without blinking!

　　He Li sighed: "It's all said on Weibo, and I know it as soon as I check it. Hey, I actually have a daughter-in-law. The point is that I don't know it myself. Who should I turn to?"

　　Reba was blown away when she heard it, how can I be a fairy for you... You are not satisfied! ?

　　"Can you say that again?!"

　　"Okay, okay, silly daughter-in-law, I won't say anything."

　　"Ah ah ah, He Li, you are going to die!"

　　"Hahaha, He Li, don't bully your stupid daughter-in-law."

　　"Mr. Huang, you are also making fun of me!"

　　The picture was sent to the live broadcast room, and everyone was blown up. This time, the explosion was more powerful than every previous one!

　　Because the Pippi energy on the virtual screen in front of He Li rolled into an afterimage, and the number was not small. It may be that everyone has encountered bear children over the years.

　　"Skin! This operation is real skin, with a show in the skin, and a hint of spirituality in the show! It's so heartwarming!"