Pippi God of Longing for Life

　　Yang Mi, Liu Yifei, and Zhao Liying raised their hands together.

　　He Li glanced at the three women, and said in a deep voice, "I don't have time, I'm going to wash my socks?"

　　Liu Yifei gritted his teeth and raised his hand: "I'll help you wash (aiej)!"

　　He Li nodded in satisfaction: "My underwear?"

　　Zhao Liying blushed and raised her hand: "I'll wash it for you!"

　　He Li nodded again with satisfaction: "Then I'll take a bath?"

　　Yang Mi raised her hand subconsciously: "I'll help you wash...Go to hell, slap~!"

　　Yang Mi's raised hand slammed onto He Li's spine.

　　He Li was completely honest. Using Liu Yifei's laptop, he downloaded the arrangement software, and after a little thought, he went to work.

　　Originally, since he also wants to perform, of course He Li can't sing songs of this world, it is certain to find an English song from a previous life to sing, so the accompaniment arrangement must be done, and by the way, help Wumei to make one. Nothing wrong with that.

　　But it’s okay to have one song per person, and it’s okay for five people to collaborate on one song. After all, even if Liu Yifei has released an album, his singing skills are actually not that good.

　　And learning a foreign language song that you have never heard before is not so easy, and it is even more troublesome to match it with dance. Wumei can learn a song before departure. Thank goodness, the five people can make up for each other together. Not easy to show cowardice.

　　"Fuck, He Daxian is going to release a new song again."

　　"I'm looking forward to it, and I have to write songs for the beautiful crazy people!"

　　"It's just that foreign language songs suck, emmmm."

　　"It's not appropriate to sing Chinese songs when performing for foreigners."

　　"Wang Da Li took great pains in order to deceive people, and brought out all the charity!"

　　When the water friends saw that He Li was going to create a new song, they were immediately excited.

　　At the same time, in the rest room of the program group.

　　"Director Wang, He Li is going to create a new song!" The director in charge of the live broadcast shouted excitedly while looking at the monitor.

　　The drowsy Wang Yuzheng immediately opened his eyes, with a cheerful expression on his face. Once He Li sings a new song, all kinds of headlines will definitely not be able to escape. As the new song becomes popular, so does the show. Yes, you can also sell it to a TV station for a little more price.

　　"Let's pinch the soundtrack of the live broadcast first, explain it to the netizens, and say leave a suspense, and when the official performance in the evening, everyone will listen to He Li's new song together." Wang Yuzheng said after thinking for a while.

　　The director immediately cut off the soundtrack of the live broadcast according to Wang Zhengyu's instructions, and at the same time posted a line of text in the live broadcast room explaining the reason.

　　Wang Yuzheng played this hand beautifully. The water friends couldn't hear the sound, so they didn't know what kind of new song it was. They could only see in the live broadcast room, He Li started to teach Wumei to practice a very cute and cute music after the arrangement was completed. dance steps.

　　On the meager Baidu's hot search hot list, the topic of He Li's upcoming release of a new song soon appeared. More and more netizens were attracted to the live broadcast room, and it was about to break through the tens of millions of viewers! .

Chapter 437: The Beast

　　Considering that Wumei's singing skills are not very good, He Li used his voice-changing skills to imitate the voice of the five girls to record the song. When performing, Wumei can open a half wheat and let out some of her own voice. This is also true. A performance method that is used in many concerts now, especially singing and dancing singers.

　　As for learning to dance with songs, Reba, Yaya and Liu Yifei are undoubtedly making rapid progress. It's all integrated.

　　And Yang Mi and Zhao Liying are completely sad.

　　Yang Mi's limbs are out of tune, as can be seen from the magical pelvic dance she performed in the morning, and she herself knew that it was not good-looking, so she simply danced with her face covered.

　　Zhao Liying can't let go, her dance moves are stiff, and she doesn't know how she dances so hard with her thin arms and legs, and a girl who looks soft and cute...

　　Until [-]:[-] in the evening, when we had dinner in the middle, He Li had been teaching the dance steps of the two girls, one was teaching and the other was studying.

　　"Sister Steamed Bun, you don't need to lift your legs so high, so do you, Sister Mi." He Li stood aside and pointed.

　　"Is it alright to be this tall?" Yang Mi asked, bending her legs down a bit.

　　"You are like this..."

　　He Li subconsciously wanted to reach out to adjust the height of her legs, but when she was about to touch it, she shrank back, and she slightly raised her right leg in an extremely slutty pose: "That's it."

　　A hint of disappointment flashed in Yang Mi's eyes, and she nodded as usual.

　　From The Legend of Condor Heroes to the present, Yang Mi has also seen that this guy He Li is indeed a bit of a ghost. For example, he often secretly stares at himself and swallows saliva. This behavior is as shameless as all other men.

　　But on the face of it, whether it's talking or taking advantage, without exception, they are extremely measured, they won't make people feel bored, but can quickly pull into the relationship between each other, so that they ignore the naturalness between men and women. estrangement, get along more harmoniously.

　　For example, during the morning table tennis match, he dared to touch his hands and Baozi's hands in front of everyone in the show team. His shameless virtue caused Reba, Yaya and Liu Yifei to all kick in the leg. But no one was really angry at that time, because everyone knew it was a joke.

　　As for going further, he will remain very restrained, such as touching his legs!

　　Yang Mi didn't believe that he didn't want to touch it, but he didn't touch it. Maybe he knew that if he touched his leg, it would not be a joke to take advantage of, but to eat tofu seriously.

　　Yang Mi appreciates this kind of proper relationship between men and women, but she doesn't like it, because she hopes that He Li will touch it, at least it means that she still has a chance to intervene, and if he doesn't touch it, it actually means that she doesn't want to touch it. provoke yourself.

　　Well, sell the batch, can't the old lady be as good as Reba and Yaya?

　　Being together for so long can only make you drool, and it won't enter your heart at all!

　　"Okay, you two should go and practice with Reba and the others a few times. You should be leaving soon." Seeing that the two of you were only at this level of teaching, He Li waved his hands to chase people away.

　　When the time comes, I will see their on-the-spot performance. They are all experienced actors. Even if they occasionally forget their dance steps, they should be able to cope with it.

　　The song he gave to Wumei was actually quite a simple saliva song. "Nobody", which was a hit in the previous life, was originally a stick song. It caused quite a stir because it was sung in Europe and America. Later, it also had an English version, which also caused a stir in China. With the upsurge of dance imitation, for a period of time, the Internet was full of videos of netizens imitating the dance of "Nong Buddy", which can be called one of the earliest Divine Comedies.

　　At nine o'clock in the evening, He Li and Wumei took a bus to the legendary nightclub street: Lan Kwai Fong!

　　As expected, handsome men and beautiful women with blond hair and blue eyes can be seen everywhere, and people are like weaving.

　　The program team opened up a space in front of a bar, and then gave Shendiao Liumei a set of audio equipment for street singing. They ignored it and set up a camera to watch the excitement.

　　The bar manager also knew that this was a natural live advertisement, and diligently asked the waiter to bring out a few sets of tables and chairs and put them in front of the door, so that the guests could drink and fart while watching the performance of the Six Beauty Gods.

　　People say that music knows no borders. In fact, beauty does not know borders. Even if there are differences in aesthetics, beauty is beauty. It cannot become ugly. One stop, who can't stop to take a look!

　　What's more, He Li, this handsome guy, is still dressed in ancient costumes and appeared in Lan Kwai Fong, where the fashionable young people gather. Three layers inside and three layers outside.

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　　"Well, ah, don't get me wrong, I'm just here to laugh."

　　He Li spoke English and tried the microphone, which attracted a burst of laughter around him, then looked at Wang Yuzheng, who was watching the excitement with his arms on his arms, and asked, "This is going to be a performance, can I take off my costume?"

　　Wang Yuzheng suppressed a smile and nodded, there is nothing more gratifying than watching He Li make a fool of himself.

　　He Li immediately tore off the wig on his head, and then took off his ancient coat.

　　The movement of his undressing attracted a burst of strange screams from the onlookers.

　　Well, women who can come here to play, don't expect them to be good birds of Sanzhen Jiulie, you must know that Cowherd and dancers are also a major feature of Lan Kwai Fong.

　　"Whoa, whoa, have you ever seen a man take off his clothes?"

　　He Li threw the wig and costume coat on the bar table and chairs, and then took off the electric shock film T-shirt. This time, he was really shirtless, and He Li made a move to take off his pants.

　　"Wow~!!!"

　　The ocean horses screamed louder, and some even whistled, and the scene was extremely chaotic.

　　"Beautiful to you!"

　　He Li stopped taking off his pants, and suddenly there was a burst of laughter.

　　"The cameraman took pictures of their faces. After a while, whoever did not pay after watching the performance, let Wang Da lie to her and hug her thigh, slap~!" He Li snapped his fingers to Yang Mi behind him.

　　Yang Mi knew and immediately started playing his accompaniment.

　　The audio equipment given by the program team looks similar to those used by street performers, but in fact, they are all good things to use when recording programs on weekdays. The block can't be taken off at all.

　　Accompanied by He Li's continuous finger snaps, simple but powerful drum beats also sounded from the high-fidelity sound, the speed from slow to fast, and the two-phase match made an instant sense of rhythm.

　　The handsome men and beautiful women around them all lit up, and the follower He Li swayed his body gently with the snap of his fingers and the sound of drums! .

Chapter 438: The Original Taste...

　　"Jump up, oooo~!!!"

　　The drum beats became more and more dense. With He Li's wolf roar, the soundtrack suddenly became richer. The sass and jazz drums had the jazz-rock style of the [-]s. The scene was completely detonated. She dropped the cool and dazzling dance moves and couldn't help shaking her body.

　　"The beat, the rhythm, the block, all the blondes!

　　Every one is on time, it's a stunner, it's trendy and stylish, and you can indulge in this city!

　　I put on bright leather shoes and smoked a big cigar, and the girls almost fell in love with me, my brother is so handsome, and my brother is so sexy~! "

　　English lyrics can only be described with one word, that is - wave!

　　From the lyrics to the arrangement, and even He Li's singing, there is a funny and arrogant wave inside and out - Lang!

　　But the most coquettish and wavering is He Li's "Five Eight Three" dance moves, which are not that intense, just walking while singing, but the mad walking posture with head high and nostrils pointing up, fully interprets the nine characters.

　　Brother is the most flamboyant, the most rude, and the most skinny!

　　"Fuck, this song and dance are endless~!"

　　"The rhythm of the drums is so magical, I couldn't help but twist up while lying in the bed, emmmm."

　　"It's unreasonable to be so skinny, but it's very far away."

　　"I used to walk like this when my legs didn't break, and I was beaten four times a day..."

　　"Friendly reminder, don't listen to it while driving. I'm sitting in a taxi and watching the live broadcast. The driver master swayed with the rhythm, kicked the accelerator...hit!"

　　He Li has been teaching Wumei's dance steps in the afternoon. His own singing and dance steps, not to mention the program group, Wumei is also the first time to watch it, not to mention the water friends. The first time I was fascinated by this magical rhythm And dance steps caught the eyes and ears.

　　As for the blond girls who were watching He Li's performance, they were already crazy and out of shape. The dance of the demons is not enough to describe. The men have already been squeezed out of the circle. He won't rush up and throw the shirtless He Li down.

　　And He Li's performance is still going on, and the dance steps and lyrics are still turbulent.

　　"Brother is so sexy, so hot! Call the police and firefighters to cool me down.

　　"Brother is so sexy, so hot! The hot-tempered little girl was turned off by my handsomeness.

　　Brother is so sexy, so hot!Shout my name, you know who I am..."

　　Shendiao Wumei was brought to the rhythm, and immediately shouted in unison: "He Li~!"

　　He Li smiled in satisfaction, and looked at the blond girls who were crowded around and twisted like crazy: "Girls, give your praises..."

　　Blonde girls: "Cool~!"

　　He Li: "Girls, give your praises..."

　　Blonde girls: "Handsome~!"

　　"Girls, give your compliments now, because this jazz rock song is for you, and tonight, we're going to turn this street around~!

　　Come on, dance, dance, and show off if you're sexy enough.