Pippi God of Longing for Life

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　　"Yeah, and Qian Qian's butt is so upturned, I'm envious of dead people."

　　Zhao Liying's ruffian and cute little Zhengtai's soul awakened, and she pinched Liu Yifei's ass very idiotically.

　　Liu Yifei's whole body jolted, and hurriedly jumped away, glaring at Zhao Liying, who couldn't do it for the past two days.

　　He Li looked along Liu Yifei's thigh, and saw that the butt wrapped in the yoga pants was really plump and firm with two peach petals, very European style, and it suddenly shrunk when it went up, and the small waist and slender can be worth it. The grip is the slender waist and plump buttocks, the gift of a man!

　　"Pah~ You're wretched, look at digging out your eyeballs!" Yang Mi stretched out her hand and slapped He Li on the back of the head, she said angrily.

　　"When you're ready, let's get started."

　　Seeing that He Li was being suppressed, Wang Yuzheng immediately took out a whistle and put it in his mouth, and after the two of them got into position, he blew loudly, "Beep~!"

　　He Li didn't give more room because of Liu Yifei, and at the moment when the whistle blew, he took big strides and rushed out.

　　However, before he could rush to the first vault, Liu Yifei had a black belly attack. He took out the electric shock pad switch and pressed it while running.

　　"Bang~!"

　　He Li was caught off guard, his whole body was electrocuted, he shivered suddenly, and then his feet softened and he knelt down.

　　Liu Yifei generally surpassed him in a whirlwind, easily passed the first vault, and continued to rush towards the second without stopping.

　　Well, thick legs have the advantage of thick legs. At least this athletic cell is much better than Zhao Liying, who has thin arms and thin legs. Even Reba and Yaya are probably far behind.

　　However, He Li was not a vegetarian either. He got up from the ground and jumped over three elevated vaults at a speed of [-]m hurdles, almost at the same time as Liu Yifei. In his eyes, he pushed Liu Yifei away and bent over to pick up the plastic bag on the ground.

　　Liu Yifei stabilized his figure, flew up angrily, kicked He Li's ass, who was bent over to pick up a plastic bag, then grabbed a plastic bag and ran away.

　　"Come on, Sissi~!"

　　Simei, who was watching the battle, cheered Liu Yifei excitedly. .

Chapter 458: Bend into a mosquito coil

　　But before Liu Yifei was happy to pick up the plastic bag, He Li, who was staggered by the kick, suddenly turned around and put his arms around her shoulders.

　　"What are you doing!"

　　Liu Yifei was hugged by He Li, and his pretty face immediately flushed red, but no matter how dark he was, he didn't dare to show it in front of so many people, he just forced his face to scream and struggle.

　　"Why? Dare to kick me, I can't cure you!"

　　He Li sneered, stretched out his feet, a big stumbler put Liu Yifei directly on the ground, then grabbed the plastic bag in her hand and threw it away, picked up another plastic bag and ran away.

　　"I fought with you!"

　　Liu Yifei screamed and turned over and got up, hugging He Li's waist and making a big stumbling trick.

　　"No matter how thick your legs are, you can be as thick as mine."

　　He Li carried the plastic bag in one hand, and "[-]" in the other put his arms around Liu Yifei's shoulders again, and with a little force, pushed her down to the ground again.

　　Simei, who was watching the battle, was dumbfounded with her mouth open. The two of you called me, I pushed you, you kicked me, and I gave you a big stumbling block. The posture is comparable to mixed martial arts.

　　Of course, everyone knows that the two of them are joking, and no one is serious, but they can't stop the shock. How can a male guest and a female guest play like this in a variety show, this is too open!

　　After the initial consternation, everyone present went crazy with laughter, especially after seeing Liu Yifei tripped for the second time, he directly hugged He Li's thigh and didn't let go, even if the laughing point was high Can't stand it anymore.

　　"Oh my god, sister fairy, don't you want your image?"

　　"Guo'er domestic violence aunt, 666666!"

　　"The first female guest in the history of variety show to be tripped over by a male guest, and twice in a row..."

　　"Sister Fairy's character is broken."

　　"Auntie is so pitiful, but why do you want to laugh inexplicably?"

　　"What the hell is this show, I'm going to laugh out loud!"

　　The water friends were amused by the madness of the two, and the two on the scene were about to decide the winner and the loser. He Li was very cheap and poked Liu Yifei's ribs. Just run away.

　　Liu Yifei angrily pressed the switch of the electric shock pad and did not let go, but He Li had been prepared for a long time, and even though the whole body was electrified, he was still extremely fast, and even passed three vaulting boxes.

　　When he got back to the starting line, He Li's hair that didn't grow at all was standing upright, looking like a hedgehog, making everyone happy.

　　He Li and Liu Yifei are a pair of children with a black belly and a rhythm, and the rest of the duel between Yang Mi and Reba is also quite exciting, the female boss VS the working girl.

　　The scene should not be too hot. In the end, Reba wiped it behind Yang Mi very arrogantly, and took off Yang Mi's G hood in seconds, so that Yang Mi could only cradle back to the tent with her arms on her chest, and threatened to buckle her in exasperation. Reba salary.

　　The showdown between Yaya and Zhao Liying was more interesting. Zhao Liying learned to exploit the loopholes in the rules. Seeing that her speed was not as fast as Yaya's, she pushed down Yaya's vault on the return trip and took advantage of Yaya's reorganization of the vault. , took the lead back to the starting line with ease, Yaya chased and killed her angrily, and ran around the camp for three laps before giving up.

　　"My little sister Baozi, I really learned badly from you."

　　Wang Yuzheng watched and was ravaged by Yaya, not forgetting Zhao Liying, who took advantage of Yaya, and couldn't help shaking his head and sighing.

　　"She didn't learn badly, she was bent."

　　He Li looked at Zhao Liying's hand that got into Yaya's T-shirt, and the corner of his mouth twitched.

　　Looking away from the slapstick two women, He Li prepared the barbecue sauce by himself, and went to the barbecue in person. Among the five beauties, only Liu Yifei was not afraid of oil smoke, and was extremely obedient to attack He Li, and under He Li's guidance, from time to time Grill two skewers by yourself.

　　"Sister Yifei, you have a lot of hands-on skills. In the next few days, follow my brother and I to learn cooking skills, and I will make sure you go home to scare Sister Liu." He Li watched Liu Yifei grill a few skewers of mutton. Praise without hesitation.

　　"Thank you then."

　　Liu Yifei glanced at Reba, who was swallowing saliva and waiting for the skewers, forcibly restrained the complacency of being praised in his heart, and replied lightly.

　　In fact, she has no interest in learning cooking. What she enjoys is the feeling of being carefully guided by He Li. He Li is serious and looks like a brother and a father. It really makes her fascinated. Every compliment can make her heart jump. .....

　　"Everyone, come and eat, it won't taste good when it's cold."

　　After Liu Yifei grilled several skewers of mutton, He Li immediately took over the barbecue again, and at the same time called the four playful girls over to eat.

　　Eating barbecue around a campfire is very atmospheric. Of course, there is no atmosphere without beer, especially Yang Mi, a high-end drinker who can drink two glasses of wine at all times, can only swallow roasted vegetables on the side.

　　After a barbecue, it was already the middle of the month, the live broadcast was closed, and everyone went back to the tent to rest.

　　The tent is a small tent, one for each person. Yang Mi returned to her tent and was about to use a wet tissue to remove the light makeup on her face, but she saw that Zhao Liying was not sleeping in her tent and sneaked into her tent.

　　"Are you still going to sleep with me?" Yang Mi asked with red lips, a little dumbfounded.

　　She and Zhao Liying slept together for two nights. Before going to bed every day, they slept in separate beds, but every morning when they woke up, they would find her, and I don't know when she had crawled on her. Yang Mi was not a fool. On the contrary, she grew a She has seven orifices and an exquisite heart, so she can probably see what Zhao Liying is in.

　　And she also knew that everything was caused by herself. At the beginning, Zhao Liying would curl up when Reba kissed her face. She was a straight girl who couldn't be straighter.

　　But since He Li pressed his head the day before yesterday and had a mouth-to-mouth kis0.7s with himself, and was pressed by himself to tease him at night, this straight girl of steel seems to have been broken into a mosquito coil ring, all kinds of sticking to herself. Not to mention, they always take advantage of Qian Qian, Yaya, and Reba.

　　Zhao Liying didn't seem to see the helplessness at the corner of Yang Mi's mouth, she took out a can of cold beer from behind her like magic, and handed it to Yang Mi who had been greedy all night: "Sister Mi, see what I brought you?"

　　"Why do buns know it hurts!"

　　Yang Mi's eyes lit up, and the little helplessness in her heart instantly vanished. She took the can and opened the tab. She raised her head and took a gulp of cold beer. Then she closed her eyes and let out a long breath of alcohol. in alcoholics.

　　"Give me a drink." Zhao Liying stared straight at the can in her hand.

　　"Then drink."

　　Yang Mi was in a good mood, and naturally she would not refuse the request. .

Chapter 459: It's Over

　　Zhao Liying carefully took the can from her hand and drank directly to her mouth.

　　Yang Mi grinned with a weird expression on her red lips. There was still her lipstick print on the can. She thought that Zhao Liying would put her head up and pour it into her mouth, but she didn't expect that she would put her mouth on it without hesitation.

　　Before Yang Mi could suppress the weird feeling in her heart, the scene where her hands and feet curled up even more happened. Zhao Liying, who seemed to be drinking with her head up, actually put a lipstick mark on the can with her tongue.

　　Yang Mi has been watching her all the time, and she can see it clearly!

　　Zhao Liying didn't seem to have any intention of hiding. Seeing Yang Mi's confused look, she raised her eyebrows with a smile: "Beer is delicious, but Sister Mi's lipstick is more fragrant!"

　　Sometimes the same words can have completely different effects when they are spoken from different people's mouths. If a man said this to Yang Mi, even if it was He Li, she would never give him a good look. Too thin.

　　But when these words came out of Zhao Liying's mouth, it was another feeling. There was a very cute ruffian's energy, which made people not angry.

　　And it's not that Yang Mi has never been liked by girls, her own assistant is one. Some time ago, she was forced to expose the attributes of Ji Lao, hugging Yang Mi's big 15 legs and not letting go and begging for love, and finally she was trampled under her feet. It was only after a while that she was satisfied, and at this time, facing Zhao Liying's eloquence, of course she would not back down.

　　Whether you are facing a man or a woman, the sisters are always on the offensive side!

　　"Then do you want to try something warm?"

　　Thinking of this, Yang Mi turned over and pressed Zhao Liying under her body, and asked with a smile.

　　Zhao Liying looked at the red lips that were close at hand, and swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

　　"You really dare to touch it?"

　　Yang Mi's complexion changed, and she felt something cool, and she drilled into it along the waist of her slim jeans, she couldn't help but shuddered.

　　"Uh, what are you touching?" Zhao Liying blinked her eyes.

　　"My butt..."

　　Yang Mi replied subconsciously, but halfway through the conversation, she suddenly found that Zhao Liying's hands were standing in front of her to resist her dominance. The third hand from there was to touch her ass, and the cold wriggling feeling didn't look like a human hand. .

　　"Help me, what got into my clothes?"

　　Yang Mi resisted the fear in her heart, got up and turned her back and asked Zhao Liying to help check it. She didn't dare to grab it if she didn't know what it was. In case it was an aggressive reptile, it would definitely anger her. will be bitten.

　　This is also Yang Mi, who has definitely collapsed at this moment.

　　Zhao Liying only glanced at it, and immediately whispered and subconsciously distanced herself from her.

　　"What is it?" Yang Mi was about to cry.

　　"Sister Mi, Baozi, what's the matter with you?"

　　He Li's inquiries suddenly came from outside the tent. He lived in the tent next to him. He had always heard the conversation between the two clearly. When he heard that something seemed to happen here, he hurried over to check, talking with his head. Got into the tent.

　　"Xiao He, please help me to see, something got into my clothes!" Yang Mi cried.

　　He Li took a closer look, and saw that something was squirming in Yang Mi's jeans, which seemed to be quite small.

　　"Sister Mi, don't move, I... I'll catch you out."

　　He Li scratched his head, gritted his teeth and directly put his hand into Yang Mi's jeans, grabbed the thing that he didn't know what it was like lightning, and pulled it out.

　　Yang Mi let out a groan.

　　He Li looked at his hand, and Haoxuan didn't laugh outright. In his hand was a lizard, the kind of pet lizard that many people keep, with almost zero aggression, but it wasn't this lizard that made him laugh. It was a piece of cloth that was pulled out along with the lizard.

　　The rose-colored piece of cloth is not even the size of a palm, and it is wearing a muslin rope of the same color. There is no doubt that this is a 'charm +99' T-shaped artifact!

　　"Cough, close the zipper of the tent when you sleep, otherwise it's easy to get in." He Li coughed dryly, instructed the two women, and exited the tent directly.