Pippi God of Longing for Life

　　This wave of questions and answers made He Li immediately gain a large wave of Pippi energy.

　　The amount of Pippi energy contributed by everyone present was only a small part, and most of them were contributed by viewers watching the live broadcast.

　　"He Daxian is really flying!"

　　"Nima, if I hadn't stared at this for a day, I would have thought it was memorizing lines 々"! "

　　"Pippi God is still Pippi God!"

　　"Selling bamboo rats, one for three yuan, three for ten yuan!"

　　"You're a fool, aren't you? Three yuan for one, three for nine yuan? Did the math teacher die early?"

　　"You're afraid of being a fool, aren't you? Didn't you see that this was a trick?"

　　"Selling bamboo rats..."

　　In the live broadcast room, the barrage was so crazy that it flew, and at the same time, the bamboo rat sellers became popular again!

　　"No, no, the one just now doesn't count, I'll ask you one more!"

　　Without a routine to He Li, Wu Xuanyi didn't want to give up. She took the phone from Medina and found one that she might have seen before, so she challenged He Li again.

　　"Please!"

　　In the face of Wu Xuanyi's challenge, He Li pretended to be an expert and looked very funny.

　　Wu Xuanyi glanced at the phone: "Brother, if you get married and quarrel with your daughter-in-law, it's obviously the wife's fault, but asks you to apologize, what would you do?"

　　"If you get married and quarrel with his wife, what's the matter with me? Can I stand and watch?" He Li obviously caught the loophole in Wu Xuanyi's speech, so he made a wave. Many people with low resistance, obediently Contributed a wave of Pippi energy.

　　"I said what if!"

　　As soon as he came up, he was led away by He Li. Wu Xuanyi's big eyes couldn't help but rolled his eyes at He Li.

　　"What if I don't know each other?"

　　On the way of Pi, He Li was a windy man, and others could only see his back.

　　"I'm talking about you, your daughter-in-law, okay?"

　　He Li's grasp of language loopholes made Wu Xuanyi feel powerless.

　　"Don't make rumors, it's live broadcast, you brother, I'm only twenty, and I'm only twenty-one years old. I haven't reached the legal age for marriage. Where can I get a daughter-in-law? You made it for me? I tell you, in the future If I can't find a girlfriend, you owe me one!"

　　After a while, I have gained a lot of Pipi energy. He Li is going to work hard for a while, and strive to upgrade his master skills to god-level. However, this wish is only a wish now.

　　Hearing He Li's words, Wu Xuanyi's pretty face blushed. Fortunately, it was night. There was still a fire in front of him, and everyone's faces were a little red. Wu Xuanyi's face was blushing, and no one could see it!

　　It was naturally He Li's words that she owed him a daughter-in-law that made Wu Xuanyi blush.

　　A boy says that a girl owes him a daughter-in-law, if it is true, this is a disguised confession to the girl.

　　It's just that He Li is obviously joking. Wu Xuanyi, a silly girl, has a heart on He Li, and doesn't think that He Li is joking, or that her feelings are lying to her. Boys and girls have zero IQ.

　　"Brother!!" Wu Xuanyi shouted He Li with a long voice and an obvious coquettish tone.

　　"Okay, I will answer you directly, if I am married and my wife makes trouble with me, then I will play the video of our marriage upside down, watch myself smile and take off the ring from her ring finger and put the ring on it. Give it to the master of ceremonies, owe her hand again, and return her to her parents by hand, it must feel much better!"

　　Seeing that Wu Xuanyi was starting to act coquettish, He Li was going to give her a formal answer.

　　However, He Li had already penetrated deep into the bone marrow, and a large wave of Pipi energy came madly, and He Li discovered that, accidentally, he had another wave of skin.

　　He Li swears that this time he is really going to answer Wu Xuanyi's question head-on. This question, whose mouth is faster than his brain, is a disease and cannot be cured.

　　".'I feel like I can still rescue me, help me up, and I can still laugh!"

　　"I really want to pry He Daxian's head open to see if he has half a catty more brains than me!"

　　"Then I have to pry open yours too. Just prying He Daxian's can't compare!"

　　"He Daxian is a nationally endangered protected animal, poaching is strictly prohibited!"

　　"Selling bamboo rats..."

　　The live broadcast room was originally about one million, but because of this meeting, the number of people in the live broadcast room (Qian Wangzhao) directly exceeded [-] million.

　　The rules of this kind of wild survival program are not as good as other indoor survival programs. The selling point of other programs is chatting and terrifying.

　　And the program of Law is actually not suitable for live broadcast, it is very disadvantageous, and most of the time, it will make the audience feel bored.

　　If it is edited into a film, the effect must be improved by several grades, and some useless and boring ones will be removed, which will be very exciting.

　　"Come on, take five of these grass balls per person, put them in different positions on the body, and try to balance the distance as much as possible, to repel insects!"

　　After everyone laughed for a while, He Li saw someone tickling, obviously bitten by mosquitoes, and then he remembered that when he was digging cassava, he collected it together, and mixed it with the sun-dried "wild grass". , so they hurriedly brought them over, and said while dividing each person into five.

　　At the same time, because Haitao fell asleep, He Li didn't wake him up, but helped him stuff five of them onto his body. .

Chapter 501: You melon, do you keep it ripe?

　　"He Daxian, does this... uh, does it work?"

　　Holding the grass ball in his hand, Tian Liang couldn't help but ask.

　　You know, this is Tanzania, a place full of virgin forests, and there are more than ten times more blood-sucking mosquitoes than the city.

　　This is the first night of filming, and the program team needs strong lights if they want to film at night.

　　As we all know, the attraction of light to mosquitoes, basically everyone in the program group put on a veil hat, and urgently dispatched a large amount of Pi Yanping here.

　　Fortunately, Pi Yanping is the title dealer, so he can use it casually. There are two boxes piled up here, and it is said that more will be transported.

　　In addition, the program team also bought a lot of pesticides.

　　This insecticide works well, but it doesn't do much after killing the bugs.

　　This is the wild, and within five minutes, after the smell of pesticides disappears, there will be a large number of various bugs, looking for lights, or looking for the smell of humans.

　　It is impossible to use pesticides all the time, and it is useless to drive them away manually.

　　In the end, the solution that everyone can come up with is to wear a veil hat and a thicker body, try not to show hands and feet, and reduce mosquito bites. After being bitten, apply it with Pi Yanping, and one person in the program group directly sent a tube. .

　　It's been an afternoon of filming. Although there are not as many mosquitoes during the day as at night, everyone will be bitten by mosquitoes 573 more or less. No one complains much, because during the live broadcast, it is necessary to maintain an image.

　　"Maybe, maybe, maybe it will work!"

　　Hearing Tian Liang's question, He Xin was a little sympathetic. How would you ask him to answer your question?

　　It's like a melon buyer asking the melon seller, "Do you keep your melon ripe?"

　　Bah, no, is it asking you to keep this melon sweet?

　　What can a melon seller say?

　　To say that all of them are sweet is pure nonsense, and he has never tasted them one by one.

　　He Li made this grass ball for the first time. It is not similar to traditional Chinese medicine. Most of them are fixed formulas. size requires specific experiments.

　　"Brother, there are so many in your place, how can one person be divided into five?"

　　Wu Xuanyi also came over and saw that He Li had clearly posted a lot of grass balls, but a stingy person only gave them five.

　　"I don't think about it, should I sell some to the show crew? You see, they have so many supplies. We don't have any supplies. We have to exchange some supplies, don't we!"

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　　He Li was obviously used to doing business with the director when he worked on "Chinese Restaurant" and "Longing for Life" before. Instinctively, he prepared a little more, and he was also preparing to pit the director's group for the series.

　　"He Daxian, if you want to cheat us with a few grass balls, let me tell you, it's impossible, if I, Li Haiyang, buy one of these grass balls from you, the assistant director will stand upside down for an hour!"

　　Li Haiyang is also a showman. When he saw He Li bluntly stating that he was going to cheat him, he quickly expressed his attitude.

　　"Pfft, director, are you serious about making a fool of the deputy director?" Yin Zheng, who was drinking water, understood Li Dahai's stalk, laughed directly, and then said.

　　"Director, it's more suitable for you to do such a glorious thing as a handstand. If you don't come first, I don't dare to do it!"

　　The assistant director was a fat uncle. It would be better to kill him if he stood upside down, so he said quickly.

　　Because He Li just finished the skin, the popularity of the live broadcast room has maintained to [-] million, and it has risen instead of falling.

　　"I feel that it's boring to just stand upside down, why don't you just pull Baba..."

　　"He Daxian is a bullshit. I don't remember someone saying that He Daxian was just playing the game before he smashed grass. Why are these people dumb?"

　　"He Daxian, who is serious, is really different!"

　　The barrage is flying again. Originally because of this kind of wilderness survival program, most of the people watching the live broadcast are hanging more. The live broadcast is on here, what should I do there, take a look occasionally, If you are interested, just watch it for a while, and if you are not interested, do something else.

　　Therefore, there are not many people who post bullet screens.

　　It's just that after He Li's meal, most of the people were activated, and many people who were interested in posting bullet screens frantically launched bullet screen interactions.

　　No way, in order to prevent the live broadcast room from being too stuck, the law's field control can only quickly set a limit on the number of barrage characters.

　　It was dark and everyone was tired, so Hai Tao was woken up, and everyone recorded a part of telling the truth in a small dark room. This was not live broadcast, it was an Easter egg broadcast by editing.

　　After the recording of the truth in the little black house was completed, everyone was ready to rest. Before the rest, He Li took out some grass balls and put some more in the shack where they slept.

　　Except for Medina, everyone stayed away from their mobile phones, but everyone was not used to it at all, and soon fell asleep. On the show team, except for the night watchman, everyone else began to rest.

　　It should have been silent all night, but a light rain fell in the middle of the night. Fortunately, He Li on the top of their shed, under the palm leaves, was pressed with a rain cloth, and no rainwater leaked.

　　He Li and Tian Liang slept on the outermost side. Next to He Li was Wu Xuanyi, and beside her was Madina.

　　In the process of sleeping, Zhun Wu Xuanyi instinctively hugged He Li's arms, and then slept with He Li for the night.

　　Sleeping early and waking up early, the next morning, everyone woke up one after another.

　　He Li also specially obtained a branch that can be used to brush his teeth. Naturally, the effect is not as good as a toothbrush, but it is better than nothing.

　　In pursuit of authenticity, Li Haiyang and the others forbid female artists to make up, forbid male artists to shave, and they don't have any toiletries, which is very perverted.

　　Fortunately, Medina is Uyghur, a nation that is prone to beauties. She has a good foundation, even without makeup, she is very beautiful.

　　As for Wu Xuanyi, she has a purer face without makeup, less mature style with makeup on weekdays, and more natural beauty, so many people watching the live broadcast suddenly fell in love with Wu Xuanyi.

　　"We have temporarily solved the problem of water source. The water source on the bread tree should be enough for us to drink for two or three days, so don't rush to find it. For us, the more important thing is food. It is not enough to eat cassava alone. We need Meat!"

　　Tian Liang, the captain, saw that everyone was almost washing up, so he hurriedly called everyone to sit together and started talking.

　　He is the captain, and he has to do a good job of leading the rhythm.

　　"Captain, if you don't eat cassava, then we're welcome!"

　　On Haitao's side, he had already picked up the shovel and began to dig up the cassava that was buried under the fire yesterday.

　　Why were these cassava buried, because the depth of burial is deeper than that of normal roasting and eating. The cassava was not burnt because of the long time of burning in the fire. On the contrary, when it was dug out, it was still hot. .