Pippi God of Longing for Life

　　If there is something, I have basically finished talking before. These relatives came, not to take pictures, but to let He Li and Wu Xuanyi help to sign.

　　Moreover, more than ten people came, and the number of autographs was directly asked for thousands of copies. All kinds of people who helped the seven aunts, eight aunts, classmates and neighbors, asked for autographs.

　　The most ruthless was He Li, a little cousin from afar. He took a photo of a schoolbag and asked him to sign it. He also asked help to write a sentence for each picture. He Li seriously suspected that this little girl was not asking for autographs for others, but asking Take his signature to sell for money.

　　Just when He Li and Wu Xuanyi were in dire straits, a phone call came, which saved He Li.

　　"Hey, brother, I'm Dahua, are you in Sijiazhuang?"

　　It was Liu Xianhua who called He Li. He went to the Sijiazhuang to shoot an advertisement. It happened that Chen Duling didn't have a schedule recently, so the two of them came out to play.

　　Thinking that He Li was also in Sijiazhuang, Liu Xianhua called and was going to find He Li to go out to play.

　　He Li, who was already annoyed by a bunch of relatives, agreed without thinking.

　　Taking some time, He left Wu Xuanyi's room and put on makeup on Yaya. He and Wu Xuanyi both put on sunglasses and makeup, and then Wu Xuanyi took Yaya out, and He Li beat him. Go out after cover.

　　According to the address given by Dahua, the five people met soon.

　　The life trajectory of Chen Duling in this world is not the same as that of the previous life. There is no "Left Ear" in this life, and Chen Duling has not become popular. A few years after graduation, she only made some less famous movies and TV series. There are no protagonists.

　　Dahua and Chen Duling knew each other because they were filming the same advertisement. Chen Duling was Dahua's partner, and they became attached to each other unexpectedly.

　　When He Li and Dahua had a dinner together before, Dahua brought Chen Duling here, but the relationship between the two should not have been confirmed at that time.

　　Because Dahua and Chen Duling are both wearing sunglasses, masks, caps, and He Li's three wearing sunglasses, one of the three girls is better than the other, and it is easy to attract people's attention when walking on the street.

　　In the end, He Li decided to help Dahua and Chen Duling put on sunglasses and make up first.

　　When they came to the hotel where the two of them were staying, Chen Duling was a girl and an artist, and she brought a lot of cosmetics. He Li quickly started to help Dahua make up.

　　God-level makeup skills, it took less than ten minutes to help Dahua put on makeup.

　　After Dahua, it was naturally Chen Duling. Just now, Dahua put on makeup, mainly to let Chen Duling remove the original makeup on her face.

　　"Hey, Lingling, you have a pimple on your face!" He Li had put on makeup for Dahua before, and he was nothing unusual. Before He Li could get started, he suddenly spoke to Chen During.

　　"Maybe she stayed up late, where are the pimples?" Chen Duling hurriedly said while looking in the mirror when Dahua said that she had pimples on her face.

　　Chen During is also an entertainer. The most important thing is a face. Usually, she doesn't even dare to eat chili peppers, for fear of getting pimples.

　　"Because, your beauty is bubbling!" Chen Duling searched for a long time and couldn't find any acne. At this time, Dahua suddenly compared his index finger and thumb, and then said.

　　What Chen Duling didn't expect was that Dahua was teasing her at all, there was no acne on her face at all, Dahua was just flirting.

　　He Li: "You're blind, that's a rascal!"

　　Dahua's idea is good, to increase the mood of life between 217 couples, but the mistake is, he seems to have forgotten that he is showing his love in front of He Li, and obviously he will die soon.

　　[Receive Chen Duling's Pippi energy +10! 】

　　The other four people present were still too weak in skill, and were directly caught by He Li.

　　"Brother, let me ask you a question. You said that in the desert, when you were dying of thirst, there were two glasses of water, one glass of urine, and one glass of poison in front of you. Which one do you drink?"

　　The atmosphere was destroyed by He Li, Dahua's eyes rolled, and he started to ask He Li questions at a slower pace, using a routine.

　　However, He Li gave him a blank look at Dahua's question and did not answer immediately. Chen Duling was a little embarrassed to see the scene, and Dahua was left there by He Li, so he answered first: "It goes without saying, In that case, if you want to live, you must drink urine!"

　　"He said that there are two glasses of water, you are a pretty little girl, and the taste is quite heavy!"

　　He Li had already heard the key point of Dahua's question. He didn't answer. .

Chapter 554: "Helping"

　　Yaya herself is a relatively quiet person. Wu Xuanyi used this routine to play with He Li many times, and she lost every time.

　　Chen Duling belongs to a little white rabbit. In the circle of He Li and them, she is not deep in the world. Just thinking about not embarrassing Dahua, she didn't expect that she herself is in the trap.

　　Lightly hammering Dahua next to her, Chen Duling looked unhappy, especially looking at He Li who was putting makeup on her, she also gained a new understanding of He Li's skin.

　　On the [-]st, He Li was actually going back to Xingcheng, but he came home late in the afternoon, and he and Yaya took the latest flight at night.

　　Back in Star City, He Li was busy, because the fourth of this month was Chinese New Year.

　　In the fast-paced life, three days have passed in a flash, and more than an hour has passed since the start of the Spring Festival Gala.

　　He Li's sketch, just after nine o'clock, is the second language program to appear.

　　The previous sketch was not very effective, and it was all applauded by the support from the audience. For this reason, Yang Dongsheng also ran over specially, instructed He Li, and just left.

　　Soon, when it came to He Li's show, the two hosts came up to chat with each other embarrassingly, and at the same time introduced the meaning of He Li's sketch and the actors.

　　Because He Li's name was mentioned, the audience at the scene was very active, and there was no need to mobilize the atmosphere.

　　After the introduction by the two hosts, the subsequent scenes were also arranged. The curtain opened. Wearing a green coat and wearing makeup on his face, He Li walked out with a bicycle with a twisted front wheel. On the other hand, he also said "Oops" as if walking affected the sound of his injuries.

　　Carrying the bicycle to the center of the stage, and then putting down the stand, He Li looked at the audience with a sad look on his face: "Hey, you say that I have the biggest drawback, that is, I'm too busy with my own business. No, I was on the road just now. When I got up, I saw a car, the trunk was open, I was chasing it behind me, thinking about it and telling others, but they braked suddenly, and I got into their trunk.

　　As soon as I climbed out, a kind traffic policeman came over, patted me on the shoulder and said, "You are fully responsible, and you lost [-] yuan. Do you think I am nosy?"

　　I swear, if I want to meddle in my own business in the future, I won't be called Hao Jian, I'll be called very cheap ¨"!"

　　After the opening remarks were finished, He Li pushed the bicycle with the front wheel to go.

　　Without waiting for He Li to take two steps, from behind the scene wall, a white wig dressed as an old lady, Mary, came out, holding a fan in his hand, and then fell behind He Li.

　　He Li, who was carrying the bicycle, glanced behind him: "I didn't look at anything!" Carrying the bicycle, he continued to walk forward.

　　Ma Li, who fell to the ground: "Oops..."

　　He Li: "Oh!"

　　Mary: "Oops..."

　　Mary: "Oh my god..."

　　He Li: "You won!"

　　He Li, who had already carried the bicycle to the side, turned the bicycle around, parked it again, walked quickly to Mary, and squatted down to check her: "Auntie, are you alright?"

　　Ma Li, who fell to the ground, lay on her side and looked at the audience with her eyes closed: "It's seventy-nine, and it hit the ground with a bang, what do you think?" With a vibrato, Ma Li's eyes began to open.

　　He Li: "Oh, let's see if it's broken, does it hurt?"

　　At this time, Ma Li retracted the outstretched hand and covered her elbow with the other hand: "Oh, my elbow!"

　　Let her cover her elbows and touch her knees again: "Oh, my Polenggai!"

　　Finally, he touched his waist again: "Oh, my waist disc!"

　　He Li: "It's over, it's over!"

　　Mary: "Oh, it doesn't hurt!"

　　At this time, He Li looked at Ma Li with a speechless expression: "It's about time, auntie, don't use the elimination method. Since it doesn't hurt, let's try and see if we can go?" He squatted on the ground. Leaving, discuss with Mary.

　　Mary: "I'll try it!"

　　The legs on her side moved twice, and then the two legs quickly pounded, using the elbows as the fulcrum, to draw a circle on the ground!

　　He Li: "Oh, you can walk, but you are walking according to the schedule!" Just now, He Li jumped up to hide from Mary, and then squatted down again.

　　Ma Li: "Why does my hip bone suddenly hurt?" Ma Li, who fell to the ground, touched her hip bone with her hand.

　　He Li: "That's for sure, I was grinding it when I turned it just now!" He Li helped Ma Li sit up while he was talking.

　　Ma Li: "Young man, your face is blue and purple, and it's too hard to fall!" Ma Li grabbed He Li's hand, saw the wound makeup on He Li's face, and said.

　　He Li: "I'm fine, little injury!"

　　Ma Li: "Good boy, you know how to help auntie up!"

　　He Li: "I'm addicted to doing good deeds!"

　　Ma Li: "This is going to be replaced by someone else. I ran away after the collision!" He Li's smiling face suddenly froze.

　　He Li sent Ma Li, who had been sitting up, to the ground again: "…Auntie, you are stunned, and you are so stunned suddenly, you fell by yourself, when you fell, I It's still ten meters away from you, it's my bicycle, and the evidence is like a mountain!"

　　Ma Li, who was lying on the ground, got up by herself, sat halfway on the ground, followed the direction pointed by He Li, and looked at the bicycle that turned around: "Oh, the rims are all swept up like that, it's been a long time, I'm from there Flying over? Then can I rescue it?" As he spoke, Mary fell down again.

　　At this point in the plot, the official baggage-shaking session has begun. The third actor of this sketch came out on a bicycle. When he was leaving, he said with tears that he had been driving a lot before, which completely ignited the scene.

　　When the traffic police came, Ma Li stood up to look for the traffic police, and He Li fell down, played the routine of Ma Li just now, and finally didn't forget to say, who will play who, there is no need to arrange to ask to applaud, the scene The audience applauded spontaneously.

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　　The comedy "Can't Help" is not particularly funny. If He Li wanted to be simple and funny, he could come up with more than ten pieces of this sketch.

　　It's just that this is the Spring Festival Gala. Now, the Spring Festival Gala is not only about the jokes, but also the educational significance. In the end, He Li chose this one.

　　After the skit was performed, the three of He Li stood together, bowed and thanked, and then stepped off the stage.

　　At the same time, the massive amount of Pipi energy is constantly growing.

　　Although more and more young people do not watch the Spring Festival Gala in recent years, there are still many people watching, especially the elderly, watching the Spring Festival Gala has become a habit.

　　Even a person with a high laugh point in "Fufufu" has at least been amused several times, and naturally contributed Pippi's energy.

　　After more than ten minutes of sketch performance, the Pippi energy brought by He Li has reached nearly [-] billion. He Li can't help but sigh, it is not a loss to participate in this wave of Spring Festival Gala! .

Chapter 555: The plan does not change quickly

　　After his show was over, when he came to the backstage, He Li started to remove his makeup.

　　Reba attended Mango TV's Spring Festival Gala, which was one day earlier than CCTV's Spring Festival Gala, so Reba flew to Star City this morning.

　　Thinking that his little Reba was waiting for him at home, He Li was a little anxious to go back. Without using a makeup artist, he took off his makeup in three or two strokes.

　　"Xiao He, Xiao He!" Just after taking off his makeup and changing his clothes, He Li hadn't waited to leave, but Yang Dongsheng pushed in the door.

　　He Li's cafe is here, and he naturally has his own dressing room.

　　"Director Yang, why aren't you watching in the studio, you came to me?"

　　Seeing Yang Dongsheng, He Li was a little surprised. Now is the time for the live broadcast. Although there is a five-minute delay in the live broadcast, Yang Dongsheng, the main director, should not be able to open the studio for a moment.

　　"There was an accident. Teacher Li Guyi, who originally arranged to sing your "Unforgettable Tonight", fell off the steps when he was going downstairs just now. His calf may have been broken, and he has now been sent to the hospital." Waiting for Yang Dongsheng to come in , He Li only saw that there was sweat on his forehead.

　　After listening to Yang Dongsheng's words again, He Li realized that it was a performance accident, but fortunately it was behind the scenes, not in front of the stage.

　　It is unforgettable that Li Gu 367 was originally scheduled to sing tonight. During this time, she was also rehearsing. Now that she has an accident and was sent to the hospital, the singers are all gone.

　　You know, in this world, Unforgettable Tonight was just written by He Li, and no other singer has heard of it. If you want to learn it in just two hours before twelve o'clock, and sing on stage, there will be no problem. too difficult.

　　If you want to lip-synch, I remember that I didn't record the voices of other singers in advance tonight.

　　Just when the program team was a little flustered, Yang Dongsheng remembered He Li, the original author.