Pippi God of Longing for Life

　　He Jiong said: "Bang'er Reba, you don't peel crayfish like this. It will be very uncomfortable for your nails to do this, and a lot of meat is wasted."

　　what?

　　Is there so much attention to peeling a crayfish?

　　He Jiong demonstrated with the crayfish: "Look at this first, then turn this way, and then this way, won't you come out!"

　　This, what, what?

　　Looking at their confused expressions, He Li smiled slightly and said in a very Zen tone: "Why don't I teach you."

　　Finished calf.

　　The audience was shocked, it's not good!

　　"He Li's mouth twitched and told me that he was about to start skinning!"

　　"It's a coincidence, Xiong sees the same thing!"

　　"Heh, I don't believe it. Peeling a crayfish can still skin a skin? If he skins me, I will turn on the five-speed electric fan on the live broadcast later!"

　　"Brother die, someone said the same thing in the live broadcast room yesterday, and later he became a 'mouth die'."

　　"Fuck 666, is 'mouth die' an amputation? It's too graphic!"

　　When Reba heard this, she looked at him with a wary expression and said, "He Li! What do you want to do?"

　　Zhao Liying's originally relaxed mood was lifted by Reba's expression. She remembered what she said in the morning, and then looked at He Li's seemingly malicious smile, her heart tightened.

　　He Li said seriously: "Teach you how to memorize the steps of peeling a lobster, I, a master chef, can't understand it any better!"

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　　Seeing that his expression didn't look like a fake, Reba thought about it and said, "Okay, then you say."

　　Everyone's eyes were suddenly focused.

　　He Li picked up a crayfish, glanced at it emotionally, and said, "The first step is to take your hand and give it a light kiss."

　　He sucked the sauce off the crayfish and smashed it.

　　At this time, everyone already felt very dangerous. There was a powerful pika rising from He Li, full of strong pressure!

　　"The second step, wrap your arms around your waist and lift the red hijab."

　　He Li squeezed the waist of the crayfish with his left hand, and with a slight stroke of his right hand, the head shell of the red lobster was lifted.

　　Everyone wants to stop and stop him, we are very sad!

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　　"The third step, take a deep breath and untie the red belly pocket."

　　He Li was in a hurry, sighed the yellow shrimp, and then peeled off the shell on the tail of the shrimp.

　　If it's provocative, let's give up resistance, he can't escape when he uses all his strength.

　　"Now we have reached the final step of the ultimate correct way to eat crayfish in the whole universe, pulling out the white ribbon and tasting the tender meat!"

　　As soon as he turned his hand, the shrimp line was pulled out, and then He Li put it into his mouth.

　　"Wonderful!"

　　He Li made a satisfied voice and shook his head.

　　However, with his eyes closed slightly, he didn't realize that the crisis was coming. Reba and Huang Lei had already locked him on the left and right!

　　"Ow!" He Li cried out in pain, "Who pinch me!!"

　　Who else could it be, Reba's heroine!

　　Huang Lei held him down tightly, not letting him get up, and letting Reba hold him tightly.

　　"Are you still skinny?!"

　　He Li said with grief and indignation: "You guys are sneak attacks, what kind of idiot is so stupid!"

　　Zhao Liying couldn't bear it anymore, she stretched out her little hand from behind, what did this person just say!

　　Eating a crayfish just made him feel full of color, so angry!

　　Reba's sympathetic two fingers exerted a little force, and said, "I still need skin, right?"

　　He Li said firmly: "It's impossible not to be skinny, and it's impossible not to be skinny in this life. I'm so handsome, and only by skinny can people forget my face for a short time!"

　　He Jiong raised his hand and said righteously, "The crime is unforgivable, and I will be punished!".

Chapter 71: He Li sings a little yellow song! (3 more)

　　The audience has been petrified.

　　You can even eat a shrimp, you are afraid that it is really the reincarnation of Pippi God?

　　"This is too unreasonable, my God! Why can he do such an operation!"

　　"Li Ergou, I know you're watching, give it up! You can't learn it!"

　　"Today is a sad day. In front of the peerless masters, we were so vulnerable..."

　　"May 5rd, it's sunny. I tried my best and still fell in front of Pippi God. Later generations will see it and must avenge me!"

　　"The mouth of the fifth-speed electric fan just now! Please start your performance!"

　　"Don't look for it, it's cold, just bury it."

　　He Li finally fell under the sanction of justice, and helped them peel the shrimp with hatred.

　　But he didn't think so, and asked him what he said: The main reason is that the girl can't press me hard, you know what I'm saying?

　　It's not that I can't handle them, just let it go!

　"[-]" Hey, they may make a small profit, but I will never lose.

　　After lunch, everyone was paralyzed under the pergola, waiting for He Li's toast to come out, and they were too lazy to take a nap today.

　　Reba is going to leave in the afternoon, so I have to send her off.

　　Bored at leisure, Li Ying asked hesitantly, "He Li, um, you can..."

　　He Li turned to look at her and said, "What can I do?"

　　Zhao Liying said with a smile: "This girl wants to hear you sing. Last night, the video with you holding you looped for most of the night!"

　　Li Ying became shy, chased after Zhao Baozi and said, "You are listening, why are you talking about me!"

　　Reba looked at the two of them, snorted softly in her heart, and then clenched her small fists, wondering if she was cheering herself up and waving in the air.

　　He Jiong and Huang Lei looked at each other with smiles they knew.

　　Only Dahua couldn't understand the situation, stood up and said, "Me! I can sing too!"

　　Peng Peng sighed, but he didn't even try to pull him just now.

　　I can only light a wax silently in my heart.

　　Zhao Liying asked, "Then can you sing "Sunny Day"?"

　　Dahua hesitantly said: "I... I haven't learned it yet, but I can sing right away, it won't take long!"

　　Li Ying said apologetically, "But we want to listen to sunny days. There is noise in the video, so we want to listen to the live version."

　　Dahua sat down unhappily, feeling that his life was a failure.

　　But then the blood became hot again, as long as you follow the master to learn, you will definitely counterattack in the future!

　　He Li smiled. He felt that Dahua's people were not bad, and it was necessary to take him with him. He said, "Dahua is fine. I will teach you to sing later. It's not difficult on a sunny day, and the piano score is relatively simple."

　　Dahua became happy all of a sudden, and said loudly: "Okay!"

　　Huang Lei nodded secretly. Although He Li was skinny, he was actually a friend who could be friends.

　　He Li hehe said: "Well, I will sing with him after Dahua learns, or I will sing another song now?"

　　I don't know why, probably every time He Li was preparing the skin, he couldn't help showing it on his face. In short, he just remembered the song he wanted to sing at the beginning of yesterday, and everyone discovered it.

　　Everyone looked at him dumbfounded, how long has it been, and what kind of monster are you going to be?

　　Zhao Liying and Li Ying were still a little lower, and asked with special interest, "Is it a new song that you haven't sung?" "It's amazing, I wrote another song!"

　　He Li smiled lightly and nodded lightly.

　　Senior style.

　　But everyone is also very curious, what is he going to sing?

　　Can he show signs of wanting skin?

　　Dahua went to the house and took out the guitar and handed it to his master.

　　He Li dipped his finger in water and wrote on the table: "This song is called "Si Fan", it's ugly."

　　Si Fan?

　　Hey, this is a serious song title, it seems that I thought it wrong.

　　He Li's fingers swiped on the strings, and a clear singing voice came out.

　　"Once upon a time there was a mountain, and in the mountain there was a temple

　　There is an old abbot in the temple with colorful lights in his cassock

　　The smoke lingers, the sound of wooden fish

　　Heavenly and Earthly Lingling recite scriptures every day. "

　　This song is a bit like a tune, the way of singing in Kunqu Opera.

　　It sounds very fresh, the lyrics are interesting and the singing is also very interesting, it sounds very good!

　　Everyone breathed a sigh of relief here, it seems that these two people can't sing any strange songs.

　　The corner of He Li's mouth tickled lightly, this song has just begun.

　　He continued to sing.

　　"On the mountain next door, there is a nunnery.

　　There is a little nun in the nunnery, she is watching "Jade Futon"