Pippi God of Longing for Life
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"It's all right, he did it all!" Fan Ming didn't bother about that, he was anxious to dig a hole for Chen He, and followed the process with a rhythm: "Introduce myself first, my name is Fan Ming, this time I'm a sales manager, I'm applying for the job. official!"
"Hello manager!" He Li hurriedly said hello.
"Where's your resume?" Fan Ming asked He Li without giving He Li a chance to breathe.
"Have you brought your resume?" Fan Ming asked again when he saw He Li was stunned.
"Manager, would you believe me if I said that my resume was torn by that neuropathy?" He Li said helplessly.
"Why did he tear up your establishment? Why?" Fan Ming did not intend to let He Li go, and asked.
"Maybe it's because I'm happy!" In fact, according to the plot, He Huan himself is also a candidate. He tore up He Li's resume. The best explanation is to reduce competitors. , Give the boss a feeling of making excuses. This kind of employees who do not find their own reasons for encountering things, but love to find excuses and shirk their responsibilities, are actually not liked by most bosses.
"But there is no relationship manager, I can dictate!" He Li was very passive from the beginning. He began to try to bring his own rhythm and take the initiative to Q process.
"Tell me briefly about yourself. For example, which university did you graduate from, what department, and what class?" Fan Ming was not disturbed by He Li. He saw that He Li took the initiative to lead the topic, and he also let go of his resume. things, but he is ruthless enough to make big moves when he comes up.
"Boss, I'm a graduate of Huaxia Renmin University, and I'm in the first and fifth classes of marketing. The job I want to apply for is a salesperson. I once won the third and second place in sales in the original company!" He Li was also unequivocal, opened his mouth He just told the news he got from He Huan at once.
"You came to our company, so you should have some understanding of our company's products. Have you used our company's products? Should you have used it?" Fan Ming saw that the first pit was not too far away, so he continued to dig.
"Use it every day!" He Li's script did not contain it at all, so he could only answer following Fan Ming's words.
"Yes, then you can give an example, what products have you used!" Fan Ming held his cheeks with one hand and looked like he was listening.
"We don't have a lot of products. I have both face wipes and oral ones. I just use some of them properly!" He Li kept looking at Fan Ming's expression. He found that when he said he was using it every day, Fan Ming nodded , He Li thought it was a daily necessities, so he began to speak vaguely.
"Uh, young man, although your answer is incorrect, I think you are quite smart!" After He Li finished speaking, Fan Ming praised He Li Dao, and He Li could see that Fan Ming was praising him sincerely.
"Actually, we are producing chemical fertilizers!" However, when Fan Ming's next sentence, he didn't hold back He Li's internal injuries.
He Centrifugal: Mom sells batches. I have never lived in the countryside since I was a child. How can I use chemical fertilizers?I said use it every day, and you're right...
Some complaints, He Li can only keep it in his heart, with a wry smile on his face.
"Our products are mainly sold to the Guangdong area, so if you want to speak Cantonese, I think you can't speak Cantonese!" Fan Ming said the next point.
"I can speak Cantonese, look, hello, I'm hello, everyone!" He Li really knew some Cantonese, so he just opened his mouth.
"Okay, if you can pass the test, you'll be fine!" Fan Ming smiled at He Li, obviously knowing the story behind and waiting to see He Li get caught.
At the beginning of the next plot, under the greeting of Fan Ming, new comedian Liu Honglu came in, came up to shake hands with He Li, and said to each other in Cantonese: "Thunder monkey!"
He Li also hurriedly shook hands with Liu Honglu, and at the same time responded: "Thunder monkey, thunder monkey!"
"Just *¥@...¥...!" Liu Honglu doesn't know Cantonese, or he should be learning it now. Except for the first sentence, He Li understood a little bit, and the rest was just made up.
He Li: "%&...@¥@¥¥!" He Li is not cowardly. Originally he could speak Cantonese, but at this time he didn't. He started talking nonsense, including some Arabic.
Soon, He Li and Liu Honglu chatted happily without knowing what the other party was talking about...
It can be seen that the people in the Happy Club have designed a lot of plans for He Li, and they want to cure the skin god He Li.
The following script was originally performed, and Jia Ling and Yang Di also jumped out temporarily to play it.
It's just that He Li slowly entered the scene. At first, he was a little bit in a hurry, but when it came later, He Li was basically taking the rhythm.
After the recording was completed, Jia Ling invited He Li to record a little tidbit.
The direction of this tidbit is blind date, but the people of the program team requested that He Li will play the girl and Jia Ling will play the boy.
When the shooting started, He Li took a sign with a girl on the front and a girl's symbol on the back, while Jia Ling held a blue sign with a boy.
He Li: "Do you have a room?" He Li simply asked when he saw that VJ indicated that there was no problem and could start.
"Yes, although it's not big, but it's very warm!" Jia Ling said in cooperation with He Li.
"Then do you have a car?" He Li continued the traditional three-step blind date theme.
"Yes, although it is a civilian car, it is quite convenient for a family of three to go out to play on weekends!" Although He Li's question is very formal, Jia Ling is still very cautious.
"Then do you have any savings?" The third question, He Li was still very formal.
"There must be some savings, although it's not much, but it's enough for our expenses!" At this time, Jia Ling felt that He Li was throwing water, maybe it was just too much brain power to improvise, but Jia Ling was very excited about this, she had already Thinking about how to fight back.
"Then what date do you pay your salary?" He Li continued to ask. 4.1
"Uh, the company's rule is No. [-]!" Jia Ling had already figured out two or three anti-piracy plans, and she was ready to implement it immediately.
"Then we are not suitable!" However, before Jia Ling blew the horn to fight back, He Li had already made a move.
"Why is it inappropriate?" Jia Ling felt that there was no problem with her answer just now. He Li was inappropriate, it seemed a little too nonsensical.
"I want to repay the flower on the [-]th!" He Li grinned and said!
[Receive Jia Ling's Pippi energy +10! 】
"I admire and admire, and before I knew it, I was tricked by you again. Would you like to play two more episodes with us?" Jia Ling was stunned for a while, but quickly reacted, gave He Li a hug, and said with a smile. .
"No, I'm sweating, recording a day with you is more tiring than filming a day of fighting!" He smiled and turned down Jia Ling's invitation. He Li followed the backbone members of the show team and killed him. To the restaurant, eat a hard meal! .
Chapter 707: Xu Zhibo's cleverness
(vacancy)
Chapter 708: Thin front teeth
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